Fandom Radio: Thursday, April 26th

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Aly: "Hi everybody! So this Aly and this black cat totally dragged me into the radio station because apparently everyone wants to hear from me. So hi!"

Faithful: "This is Faithful. Apparently, I'm as insane as my owner and decided to drag a total stranger to do radio with me."

Aly: "You're really cute though. For a cat. Are you sure you're not a demon?"

Faithful: "...Positive. Where are you from again?"

Aly: "LA."

Faithful: "LA...LA...LA." *snort* "That explains a lot."

Aly: *LONG pause* "What exactly are you implying?"

Faithful: "You know? Even I'm not that sure." *another long pause* "So who exactly did you grow up with?"

Aly: "Angel and Logan. Nosy like a cat too. Come on now, how do we do this? I went to this school, but only nerds did radio." *pause* "Umm, I mean..."

Faithful: "I'm going to pretend you didn't say that. Just read the pretty notes the squirrels left you and make up random stuff about people."


School. With orange finals
Aly: "We couldn't have gone to kill things instead? Fine. SCIENCE! - see, there's an exclamation point there - presents final projects. Science? Is boring. Annnnd Sociology of Space Travel hands in final essays. I...never actually did those. Maybe that's why I got yelled at for bad grades. D'anna sucks up to Professor Roslin and wants to 'vist' her later. If you know what I mean."

Faithful: "La la la la, I seem to have gone deaf. Folklore and Fact have a final class but no final. Lucky them. Wyatt and Phoebe catch up as do Chris and Wyatt. Aren't they brothers? Why do they need to figure out what they're doing this summer? Evie and Sakura also make summer plans. Mine involve sunbathing."

Aly: "Move to LA. You can sunbathe all year round. Well, as long as you're not a vampire. Film and Lit do final projects. The Gay Class - wow, this place still has the obsession. Note to that guy in red. *sings* If you were gay, that'd be okay, I mean cause, hey, I'd like you an-y-way."

Faithful: "...I want recordings of this. A lot of recordings of this."

Aly: "I'm not going near your casting couch. Right, the Gay class ends up captured in Greece and have to fight not to be sacrificed. Okay, that sounds like a lot more fun than my day. Do over?"

Faithful: "No. Following the trend, Guitar has their final class. Shock. They work some more on their guitars and present to the rest of the class. Anatomy has the grossest final as they have to present the five grossest things they learned. Ew."

Aly: "The grossest thing I ever learned? Gnarls eat your skin until you die. Oooh! Or don't touch a chaos demons horns. Slime city."

Faithful: "Thank you, I've always wanted to know that. And you just ruined my weekend plans, there was this chaos demon who I just couldn't wait to poke in the horns..."

Aly: "Oh, I'm sorry. I heard about this one vamp who thought he was sexy. Maybe your tastes are similar?"

Faithful: "...Just read the notes."

Aly: "Fiiiiiiine. So...fairest Zoe of the lustrous hair held court today? She's the Principal, right? I think this squirrel has a cruuuush! Somehow a crazy student Stovepipe tried to threaten Zoe with a gun, but the cavalry arrived in the nick of time. And probably with swirling coats and a cool theme song. The villain of the piece flees. Dammit! Why didn't I get to fight?"

Faithful: "You were probably in town, scaring the natives. Wow, I think this squirrel had the rum before starting to take notes. Daisy is all lonely in her lastest office hours. M is also all alone. And to the suprise of no one, the office is open. Bridge, who does not have a bosom, opens the library. Chris and Bridge do something with a cow."

Dorms. With orange paint
Aly: "A real cow or a euphemism for ugly chicks? Setsuna goes through her sword forms and sighs a lot. Wow. Does she overuse hair product and brood a lot too? And a John Conner comes to practice too. And then a gang of dogooders, I mean heroes, I mean students converge upon Nadia who is dirty. Literally. Sheesh, minds in the gutter. Gwynn wants to help, Bridge is recruited, and Nadia finds out her boyfriend thought she was a rodent." *pause* *LOTS OF LAUGHTER* "And Billy wants to help even though he's limbless."

Faithful: "I don't want to know, I don't want to know, I don't want to know. Phoebe comforts Liz who had a nightmare. Ami, who also had a nightmare, gets no comforting. John and Aeryn are la di da. Jamie drunk dials. I want copies. Bridge and Xander are la di da. Dick and Annette don't break up. Unlike some dumb, dumb people I know. Do you hear me dumb people? Probably not, but I feel better."

Aly: "Anything to make the cat feel better, people. DO YOU HEAR ME? Teddy and Chad get dirty after Teddy wakes Chad up. Huh, happy ending? Jim and Lana become part of an after school special when they learn kissing leads to kitties. Just don't lose your virginity or the world will end. ...or maybe it's just my Dad who told me that."

Faithful: "... ... ..."

Aly: "Okay, it's just my Dad! Jack and Cassie compare finals. Nerds. Jim-the-victim-of-kissing tries to vent his clawed rage on Jack. Luckily Lana saves Jack because Isabel's over the next minute with ice cream and a DVD.. Okay, so maybe he's nerdy, but hot."

Faithful: "If I tell you Jack and Isabel aren't dating...?"

Aly: "Jack. Call me. Before the dimensional portal opens again."

Faithful: "...He's a student. And I'm fairly sure he's seeing Sam, River, and Cedric, among others."

Aly: "Always room for one more."

Town. That got painted orange.
Faithful: "I'm in room 326. Please any and all forms of alcohol there. Lana is being nerdy at the book store. Ami and Setsuna do the same in the Magic Box. Annette and John Connor ... la di da. Wait, I thought she didn't break up with Dick. I'm confused."

Aly: "She APOLOGISED to his genitalia? What was she doing that...I don't want to know and yet I'm intrigued. Let's keep going. Some girl opens the post office. Yawn. Genitalia way more interesting."

Faithful: "I'm am not intrigued. I don't want to know. Room 326 people. That's a 3 a 2 and a 6. Crazy girl here calls Seely "Dad" and gets into a fight with him. Issues much? And then, she talks with Annette about leather pants. ..."

Aly: "My leather pants are awesome. And hey, if you saw Angel in leather, you'd ask if he were evil too."

Faithful: "Not going there not going there not going there. Crazy girl thinks Fraser is a porn star. The Doctor thinks crazy girl is... crazy. Dr. Wilson says hi. Hi."

Aly: "He said he was a MOUNTie. What was I supposed to think? ...and who the hell's the Doctor?"

Faithful: "Apparently, someone who knows you. John Connor ... almost flashes you. 326, 326. Deadpool draws pictures at my co-host and idiot number two comes up with a very good theory: Crazy girl ate Sam's cooking."

Aly: "Quit calling me crazy girl or I'm going to dump cold water on you. And that was you, John Connor? You are lucky that tumbleweed came by! I don't see man parts unless I want to. ...and that goes for Bad Touch Old Guy too."

Faithful: "Which one was Bad Touch Old Guy?"

Aly: "Not the Hot Mountie or the one in the red pajamas who swears he's not a demon."

Faithful: "...Right. That's specific. Rosette and Chrono are leaving and talk to John Connor about ... I hate you all. Annette and Turtle annoy each other. Turtle charges a nun who asks her to deliver a letter. Troopers are out of stock. Thanks."

Aly: "And Deadpool and this Stovepit guy stop by. Fun. So...there's a store called Orangeshoesevenaide? This Island never, ever loses its crazy. Hamlet talks to the Sizzler sisters about Sweden. Eww, cold. Sokka plays in the crazy...like there's actual crazy in the store? I should have gone. And the Sisters believe Ellen to be the President. Of what?"

Faithful: "Tortall."

Aly: "Thought they had a King there or something. Isn't that where my mom's from?"

Faithful: "In most versions of history, yes."

Aly: "Well, whatever. Evie thinks the Sisters are PERFECTLY AVANT GARDE and that's why I wish I went. Some Jarod dude sketches in the Park. He draws a picture of Rikku then discusses weather with Leo. Wow boring. Remind me never to talk to them."

Faithful: "I don't think that's going to be a problem. People chase Steerpike off of the island. Alanna, also known as idiot number one, has a hangover. Parker and Jaye come by to chat with her. Doggie doesn't get any crazy visitors. Lucky Doggie."

Aly: "I thought cats hated dogs. ...whatever. Phoebe's not looking too good when she opens Caritas tonight. ...dammit, I knew I had to be somewhere when you dragged me over here. Our after school special gang comes by to show off the panther. Apparently panthers get no alcohol. Lana gets alcohol and talk of visions. Oooh, do yours come with headaches? I hear those SUCK."

Faithful: "I know someone who has a headache. His name is Faithful, he's a cat, and his owner is an obnoxious red-head named Alanna who's an idiot. Anders was traumatized by the gay. Ha! And then he makes out with Bel. Ha! And yuck. But ha kinda wins here. Anders was hot. Okay. Abby does not need more sugar."


Aly: "Mmm, sugar. I could use more sugar. It'd be fun." *flips through notes* "Wait, we're done? Yes! Okay, crazy people of Fandom, you're all nuts. Cute boys? Look me up."

Faithful: "Room 326. Alcohol. Brain bleach. Shrimp."

Aly: "That's the cat. Not me. Just to be clear."

Faithful: "Exactly. Night Fandom!"

Aly: "Don't let the bedbugs bite! Or the gnarl demons, ick."

Comments

[fates_jaye]

...Jaye wonders if she can get Faithful to work with her on this whole Kawalsky and Alanna thing. Because seriously.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"...so she got bit by another gremlin?" Parker stared at the Radio, trying to put haughty Alianne together with, uh, party-hearty Aly. Right. Poor Faithful. She was definitely dropping off shrimp and booze at 326.

[ooc: *applauds and snickers a lot*]

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette facepalmed. She did not apologize to anyone's genitalia!omg.

[hera-rises.livejournal.com]

As she listened to the podcast later, Laura blinked at the speakers. She had caught the Aly and Faithful show a few times and been amused. Today? Not so amused.

[Passing 10 quid to Rose and the Doctor... Great job, Aly. And Faithful, of course. =) ]