fandom radio - tuesday, july 13th

[utterly_alone]

But I don't -- where's the angry drunk lady?

*chittering*

Right. I should have seen that answer coming. Okay. So I just -- got it. They're labeled and everything. Thanks for that.

All right, well, good morning everyone. This is Lydia...with the news. It was nice of you to bring this to me. Belle's gonna think this is so weird if you're still here when she gets back.

Okay, anyway, um -- we still have school, even though there's holes everywhere. There was Sheep Farming, which was just the Danger Shop with a cute sheep simulator, and Malia wanting to eat them. It's just, like, a hologram or whatever, right? Anger Management had technical difficulties, and then Mr. Miller flirted with Jessica over text. Aww. Love in the time of weird, randomly-appearing holes. There was another movie day in Cultural Studies, and History of the Zora did a remote architectural tour.

Okay, this isn't so hard. And nothing happened in the dorms. Usually there's breakfast on Mondays, isn't there?

*sad chittering*

Oh. Oh, of course she did. That's right. I heard about that. But no one else did breakfast? Wow. We really do have to figure this out.

Okay, anyway, um, in town, Diego figured out Annie fell in a hole, and Five showed up to apparently handcuff him to a radiator so he couldn't go after her. Five, you...this is why you get texted pictures of hands, I think. Outside the Portalocity office, Captain Rogers fell in a hole -- but the notes say his cute little dog got away, so good news there, right? Steve -- the other Steve, the one I can call Steve because he's not a teacher -- was at the trooper station, arguing with raccoons, and Bucky fell into a hole, after dodging it for a little bit with our mayor.

And that's...okay, I guess that's it? Did I do it right? Cool. Um. Don't...fall in holes, everyone. Take care. Bye.

OOC: Hole post, Tuesday, July 13

[fates_jaye]

HOLED SO FAR: The fire station, Fast Eddie's, Hannibal's house, Chilly Boulder which probably isn't great now, two warehouses, Blackstone Foundry and Forge, Groovy Tunes, cannonballs, Faye, Din and Summer's spaceships, The Devil's Nest, park benches, empty trash cans, rickshaws (naturally one explodes), The Magic Box


Hole post, Tuesday, July 13

-Wanda gets holed! Travis explains why he's not fans of the pirates and finds out there's a magic baby up top.
-Wanda apologizes to Din for not taking better care of Grogu (but he's still aboveground!), and she figured it'd be Lord of the Flies down here.
-She asks Steve how she can help and they come up with a plan for her to maybe catch and expand a hole.
-Annie tells her it's not so bad here, look they have a magic shop now!, and they compare costumes.
-Dwight checks that Wanda's okay and says they're fine here, aside from all the day drinking.
-Steve is optimistically Steve at Travis, who'd rather mope. They discuss the increasing would-be hole in the ceiling and how fire trucks get around the island stairs. I need an answer to this now that it's been brought up.
-Rey goes through the perishables at the Devil's Nest, so Danny figures they might as well add alcohol to them before they go bad, and he gets to find out about the Jedi thing.
-And Annie makes Rey a drink too, welcome to breakfast drinks!
-Annie tells Danny she provided a public service by bringing the bar down, and they talk about how Steve and Diego are doing, while super not knowing what Steve and Diego are actually doing. Poor Delores.
-Stark's up for Rey making him a drink which is a vodka-heavy Mistake, but one he's okay making.
-Wanda introduces herself to Bucky, who has no idea who she is.
-Steve tries to get Bucky to finally talk to him, since there's not much else to do.
-Faye finds Astrid touching up the paint on Summer's ship (Sabine approves!!) and they get to introducing themselves.
-Tipsy!Annie suggests ghost stories, and Travis tells of a legend of why you should be careful around bathrooms.
-And she tells Tipsy!Rey an urban legend that Rey ruins. Sorry.
-Tipsy!Stark tells Faye she should have come to the bar, and she tells him he's adorable. Fair.