Fandom Radio, Wednesday 7/14

[but_mostly_america]

Good morning, Fandom! I trust you are all doing your best to stay away from holes! If not, you must do better.

I, Sam Eagle, have been tasked by these squirrels with sharing the news of the day with you once more! Today one squirrel has a camera! Am I being filmed? Excellent! I am meant for visual mediums!

At the school Ms. Smith held her Oh-Em-Gee I Could Just Pie class virtually and tasked the students with coming up with a pie made of ingredients they found in the common room of the dorms. This seems very weird and like something the Swedish Chef might approve of. Therefore, I do not approve. The Art of Battle Games class performed introductions, also virtually. I, Sam Eagle, took my class on a virtual tour of the National Baseball Hall of Fame in Americana!, presented by me. The highly inappropriate class on Scamming Nobles was also held virtually.

At the dorms, Miss Belle went out looking for holes in a very ill-advised move. Luckily, Five was there to dissuade her, albeit weirdly.

In the town, Ms. Maximoff and the Magic Box were unfortunately swallowed by a hole. Young Grogu fortunately did not fall victim to the hole, and instead made his way to Mr. Skywalker's residence. Ms. Pryde-Barton brought her daughter to work at Caritas. A Mr. Northman stopped in to lament the loss of his own bar to yet another hole. The mayor was at Town Hall working on the hole issue. And finally, the military man, Mr. McGarrett, broke in to Mr. Hargreeve's apartment to rescue him. Squirrels! Are you sure this is correct? The marine broke into an apartment? I am shocked and dismayed.

On that note, I will conclude this broadcast!

OOC: Hole post recap, Wednesday, July 14

[fates_jaye]

Hole post, Wednesday, July 14

-Annie invites everyone down for blacklight bowling and vodka shots, which means she and Wanda get drunk enough for Wanda to show off her super cool superhero outfit. Also Grogu's gonna outlast us all.
-Steve tells Wanda to pace herself. Too late!
-Danny and Annie think it would be hilarious if people found them while they're drunk (look at this rate it might happen), and she asks if there have been any developments in the Steve/Danny relationship.
-Annie gets Rey to do a shot in the spirit of Caritas Wednesdays, and tells her about her upcoming superhero stuff. Cereal! Hair products! Feminism!
-Meanwhile Steve and Annie have a plan to get the boulders Rey's been pulling down and have Amaya make them into bowling balls. This is where we are two and a half weeks into a hole.
-Silver watches Rey bring down more of the ceiling (she thinks they'll be out in a week) and she gets to find out about Long John Silver voice.
-Steve offers to help haul rubble for busy work, and they want this to end with Tony blasting his way down as they tunnel up. (But like, in a way that doesn't horribly injure anyone, I should say.)
-Hannibal offers Steve food that's not beans over a fire, and tells him about the silverware that's suspiciously gone missing. It's okay, Rey saved the spoons from Chilly Boulder!
-Stark is not handling his third Wednesday here well, so Faye gets to help him through that. And show him all her shiny new silverware!