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fandom radio - tuesday, july 13th
But I don't -- where's the angry drunk lady?
*chittering*
Right. I should have seen that answer coming. Okay. So I just -- got it. They're labeled and everything. Thanks for that.
All right, well, good morning everyone. This is Lydia...with the news. It was nice of you to bring this to me. Belle's gonna think this is so weird if you're still here when she gets back.
Okay, anyway, um -- we still have school, even though there's holes everywhere. There was Sheep Farming, which was just the Danger Shop with a cute sheep simulator, and Malia wanting to eat them. It's just, like, a hologram or whatever, right? Anger Management had technical difficulties, and then Mr. Miller flirted with Jessica over text. Aww. Love in the time of weird, randomly-appearing holes. There was another movie day in Cultural Studies, and History of the Zora did a remote architectural tour.
Okay, this isn't so hard. And nothing happened in the dorms. Usually there's breakfast on Mondays, isn't there?
*sad chittering*
Oh. Oh, of course she did. That's right. I heard about that. But no one else did breakfast? Wow. We really do have to figure this out.
Okay, anyway, um, in town, Diego figured out Annie fell in a hole, and Five showed up to apparently handcuff him to a radiator so he couldn't go after her. Five, you...this is why you get texted pictures of hands, I think. Outside the Portalocity office, Captain Rogers fell in a hole -- but the notes say his cute little dog got away, so good news there, right? Steve -- the other Steve, the one I can call Steve because he's not a teacher -- was at the trooper station, arguing with raccoons, and Bucky fell into a hole, after dodging it for a little bit with our mayor.
And that's...okay, I guess that's it? Did I do it right? Cool. Um. Don't...fall in holes, everyone. Take care. Bye.
*chittering*
Right. I should have seen that answer coming. Okay. So I just -- got it. They're labeled and everything. Thanks for that.
All right, well, good morning everyone. This is Lydia...with the news. It was nice of you to bring this to me. Belle's gonna think this is so weird if you're still here when she gets back.
Okay, anyway, um -- we still have school, even though there's holes everywhere. There was Sheep Farming, which was just the Danger Shop with a cute sheep simulator, and Malia wanting to eat them. It's just, like, a hologram or whatever, right? Anger Management had technical difficulties, and then Mr. Miller flirted with Jessica over text. Aww. Love in the time of weird, randomly-appearing holes. There was another movie day in Cultural Studies, and History of the Zora did a remote architectural tour.
Okay, this isn't so hard. And nothing happened in the dorms. Usually there's breakfast on Mondays, isn't there?
*sad chittering*
Oh. Oh, of course she did. That's right. I heard about that. But no one else did breakfast? Wow. We really do have to figure this out.
Okay, anyway, um, in town, Diego figured out Annie fell in a hole, and Five showed up to apparently handcuff him to a radiator so he couldn't go after her. Five, you...this is why you get texted pictures of hands, I think. Outside the Portalocity office, Captain Rogers fell in a hole -- but the notes say his cute little dog got away, so good news there, right? Steve -- the other Steve, the one I can call Steve because he's not a teacher -- was at the trooper station, arguing with raccoons, and Bucky fell into a hole, after dodging it for a little bit with our mayor.
And that's...okay, I guess that's it? Did I do it right? Cool. Um. Don't...fall in holes, everyone. Take care. Bye.