Fandom Radio, Monday, May 27th

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So. Uh. Fandom? Hey. This is Kanan Jarrus, and you might or might not have noticed that the water's gone. So, there's the good news for you.

The bad news is that I was attacked by a seven-foot-tall scorpion while I was taking my dog for a walk, so you might want to consider traveling with a weapon. Or a small army. At least for this week. The island seems to be making this a weekly thing.

The squirrels seem to be a little skittish today - apparently a few of them almost became a tasty snack this morning - but they did bring me the notes, so I guess I'll acknowledge their bravery and read them, hm?

Over at the school - I'm afraid to see what's happened to the school, I noticed the wall there - Lana had some swimming books in the library. Which, for the record, was dry, but that didn't stop the books from trying to brush up on their backstroke on the floor, I guess.

Wayne was on the deck in the dorms, just enjoying a lazy afternoon with a coffee and a smoke. I get the feeling that this week might not be so great for that.

In town, Seivarden turned back from being a cat, and was... well, not promptly shooed out by Amaya, but it might have been strongly hinted at that her welcome had grown at least a little bit stale. Politely. Owen, meanwhile, was a little bit stymied by all the water at the Bookbelt, but fortunately Nina was there for a second week in a row to show him how to get in for his shift.

And that's all the notes the squirrels swam to write, or all the notes that survived the water damage, or maybe all the notes the squirrels weren't eaten before they could deliver, I'm not sure which, so I'm going to... just go and try to figure out where I'm holding my class today, I guess.

Wish me luck, Fandom. And remember. Weapons and the buddy system, okay?

Fandom Radio- Tuesday, May 28

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So, good morning, I guess? This is Kitty with your morning's news, which is basically that it's terrible out there, don't go. Monsters I'm sure you're all fine with, the radiation I'd be less okay with.

School proceeded as normal, with Cutthroat Games playing Uno in a vault, Silly Old Bear class discussed inner nature, and Lana talked to Kanan about the state of the island. Working Together was canceled, and the Philosophy of Food took a field trip, which was probably smart.

Wayne held his usual Monday breakfast, with the usual girls coming around. Nina noticed that the food had gone different but was willing to help anyway, and Vette noticed that Nina's clothes had changed, but telling her to be safe was apparently a bad idea. Wayne seems pretty over the island changing but told Vette he'd keep up this tradition, and Lana was glad to have someone who can cook the local foods around. Even if those foods are potatoes.

In town, Summer came back from hunting to make sure Turtle and Canary was stocked up, Amaya found herself with a working forge, and Rosa didn't appreciate being on desk duty today. I can't imagine she would. Hera found the scrapyard mostly normal, which was good since Wayne came looking for work, and Sabine told her about giant scorpions in her warehouse. Meanwhile Beau found a lot of gym equipment scavenged for parts or missing. Iris hung out on the roof of her store, and Nell passed out at work and decided to stay there for the night. Someone might want to check that she got back okay. Finally, Wayne and Nina flirted over finding the bomb in the park and I cannot stress this enough, leave the bomb alone. If you kill us all you're getting so much detention.

That's all my notes. Be careful, call me if you need something and don't want to leave, and don't touch any bombs.