Fandom Radio: Sunday May 26, 2019
Sunday, May 26th, 2019 01:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
"Good morning Fandom. It's Jack with your squirrel-mandated daily rodent gossip report.
At the school, Prompto's milkshake brought Excitable Girl to the yard and he was like damn right this is hard, talking feelings oh my god [BEEP] ARGH!
Except it was his room, not the yard.
.. Whatever. I don't want to know. I reaaaaallllly don't. Teenagers and their angst. I don't care.
Wayne was in the third floor common room really wishing whoever left the mess had cleaned up their [BEEP]. Wait wait waiiiiit did the kids throw a rager in the common room?!"
*negative chitters*
"[BEEEEP] Dishes?! Really? That's the big trouble the kids are up to these days? The kids are not alright. But for the record, Wayne would really appreciate if people did their [BEEP] dishes instead of leaving them in the sink. Maybe they were left there for the gremlins. You don't know."
*chitter*
"...Gremlins don't care for milk products, it gives them terrible gas says Leroy and now that's a thing you all know. Might be true, might be Leroy. Whose rum I am now stealing because if I can't have brain bleach, this will have to do.
In town, Miguel was at Luke's and they had fish. Cook and crew were still pretending to be Cajun. Wait, Cajun? And there's fish but not nutria on the menu? You [BEEP] lose points for intelligence and accuracy, [BEEP].
Annnnnnd that's the notes. Because even with new students, nobody's figured out how to have any [BEEP] fun on a Saturday night. Or day.
Jack, gone."
At the school, Prompto's milkshake brought Excitable Girl to the yard and he was like damn right this is hard, talking feelings oh my god [BEEP] ARGH!
Except it was his room, not the yard.
.. Whatever. I don't want to know. I reaaaaallllly don't. Teenagers and their angst. I don't care.
Wayne was in the third floor common room really wishing whoever left the mess had cleaned up their [BEEP]. Wait wait waiiiiit did the kids throw a rager in the common room?!"
*negative chitters*
"[BEEEEP] Dishes?! Really? That's the big trouble the kids are up to these days? The kids are not alright. But for the record, Wayne would really appreciate if people did their [BEEP] dishes instead of leaving them in the sink. Maybe they were left there for the gremlins. You don't know."
*chitter*
"...Gremlins don't care for milk products, it gives them terrible gas says Leroy and now that's a thing you all know. Might be true, might be Leroy. Whose rum I am now stealing because if I can't have brain bleach, this will have to do.
In town, Miguel was at Luke's and they had fish. Cook and crew were still pretending to be Cajun. Wait, Cajun? And there's fish but not nutria on the menu? You [BEEP] lose points for intelligence and accuracy, [BEEP].
Annnnnnd that's the notes. Because even with new students, nobody's figured out how to have any [BEEP] fun on a Saturday night. Or day.
Jack, gone."