Fandom Radio, Sunday, December 9th

[yakkoyaks.livejournal.com]

I'd say "Good morning, Fandom," but I wouldn't really mean it. You took the winning Yakko Warner Black And White Look that you had going last week and you went ahead and threw it all away. And just for that - and not because my personal writer is on vacation - I'm just giving you a normal, no-frills radio. This is the Frontier Airlines of radio broadcasts, but with fewer additional charges.

( Fifteen dollar listening fee has been accepted. )

Fandom Radio, Monday, December 10

[gladigotburned.livejournal.com]

Well, another weekend come and gone, and apparently you've all reverted to your normal levels of intellect -- still vastly inferior to mine, just a degree or two less inferior. Congratulations on that improvement.

*beep* [in a more digitized monotone] Backhanded compliment self-test complete. ( *beep* )