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fandom_radio2012-12-09 10:23 pm
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Fandom Radio, Monday, December 10
Well, another weekend come and gone, and apparently you've all reverted to your normal levels of intellect -- still vastly inferior to mine, just a degree or two less inferior. Congratulations on that improvement.
*beep* [in a more digitized monotone] Backhanded compliment self-test complete. *beep*
[reverting to normal voice] Oh, good, that's working again. As is your propensity for lounging around the dorms, pointlessly socializing. Topher playing with his robot dog, that was fine. Planning gaming sessions and exchanging interpersonal gossip with Victor, or getting teased by Billy about being monochromatic and dramatically more dense, on the other hand?
*BZZT*
Percy, on the other hand, had a -- I'm going to call it a spirited debate with Luke about which of them should have moved into the other's room. While moving into Luke's room. Let me just point that out, and see if you can identify the logical question mark there.
*tick*
*tick*
. . . and I'll just keep going while you think about that, or this broadcast will never end. Kenzi was watching a movie in the second floor common room while suffering the aftereffects of recreational herbal overindulgence. Speaking of overindulgence, Yeul and Rapunzel tested their ability to resist it on the cookies at J,GoB.
Test results don't seem too favorable.
News flash: the adults in this town are not adolescents, but does that stop them from being overdramatic? Sadly, no. No, it does not. Kitty wasn't taking her enhanced levels of cluelessness very well. Actually, the squirrels' notes say there was angst. They didn't bother to mention whether the angst involved a lot of bad poetry scribbled in notebooks, but statistical analyses suggest a 99.9999999*fzzzzzzzzzzzzt* -- percent likelihood that it did. Clint claims to value her intelligence more now, as a result. Mmmhmm.
That was mumbling, by the way. Like what April was doing during a very awkward morning at Jono's apartment. That is, until they got up to cook bacon and bond over a mutual dislike of Christmas. Kaidan tried to call a friend and got a message that said [digitized phone operator voice] 'The friend you are trying to reach does not love you. Please hang up.' [reverting to normal voice] Oh. That's sad. But impressive, since I honestly thought I made that up.
At the Devil's Nest, Tiny's repeated inability to refrain from reminding Jaina about last week got his life threatened one-two-three-four-fivesixseven *rapid counting speeding up into high-pitched noise* --
-- times.. Not that she appears to have followed through on any of those.
Well, that's everything in the notes, so I'll just leave you with this thought: no matter how dumb you ended up being last week, you have a long way to go to break the record. If you're interested in trying to break the record, I have a few ways to . . . assist you with that. *pause* Enjoy your Monday.
*beep* [in a more digitized monotone] Backhanded compliment self-test complete. *beep*
[reverting to normal voice] Oh, good, that's working again. As is your propensity for lounging around the dorms, pointlessly socializing. Topher playing with his robot dog, that was fine. Planning gaming sessions and exchanging interpersonal gossip with Victor, or getting teased by Billy about being monochromatic and dramatically more dense, on the other hand?
*BZZT*
Percy, on the other hand, had a -- I'm going to call it a spirited debate with Luke about which of them should have moved into the other's room. While moving into Luke's room. Let me just point that out, and see if you can identify the logical question mark there.
*tick*
*tick*
. . . and I'll just keep going while you think about that, or this broadcast will never end. Kenzi was watching a movie in the second floor common room while suffering the aftereffects of recreational herbal overindulgence. Speaking of overindulgence, Yeul and Rapunzel tested their ability to resist it on the cookies at J,GoB.
Test results don't seem too favorable.
News flash: the adults in this town are not adolescents, but does that stop them from being overdramatic? Sadly, no. No, it does not. Kitty wasn't taking her enhanced levels of cluelessness very well. Actually, the squirrels' notes say there was angst. They didn't bother to mention whether the angst involved a lot of bad poetry scribbled in notebooks, but statistical analyses suggest a 99.9999999*fzzzzzzzzzzzzt* -- percent likelihood that it did. Clint claims to value her intelligence more now, as a result. Mmmhmm.
That was mumbling, by the way. Like what April was doing during a very awkward morning at Jono's apartment. That is, until they got up to cook bacon and bond over a mutual dislike of Christmas. Kaidan tried to call a friend and got a message that said [digitized phone operator voice] 'The friend you are trying to reach does not love you. Please hang up.' [reverting to normal voice] Oh. That's sad. But impressive, since I honestly thought I made that up.
At the Devil's Nest, Tiny's repeated inability to refrain from reminding Jaina about last week got his life threatened one-two-three-four-fivesixseven *rapid counting speeding up into high-pitched noise* --
-- times.. Not that she appears to have followed through on any of those.
Well, that's everything in the notes, so I'll just leave you with this thought: no matter how dumb you ended up being last week, you have a long way to go to break the record. If you're interested in trying to break the record, I have a few ways to . . . assist you with that. *pause* Enjoy your Monday.