fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, Sunday, December 9th

I'd say "Good morning, Fandom," but I wouldn't really mean it. You took the winning Yakko Warner Black And White Look that you had going last week and you went ahead and threw it all away. And just for that - and not because my personal writer is on vacation - I'm just giving you a normal, no-frills radio. This is the Frontier Airlines of radio broadcasts, but with fewer additional charges.

There was a beatnik club in a warehouse where quote unquote cool people hung out. Sparkle beat the concept of poetry with his writings and Cara found Surreal smoking. Surreal also found Cara to be smoking, but on a completely different level.

April mourned her lack of romantic success at Caritas when Jono came by to bad boy it up.

Bo seemed ready for family life at The Devil's Nest, so she should probably call me and we can see what we can arrange. She even helped Kenzi rehab her illicit drug addictions with a root beer float.

But the big event was the sock hop at Town Hall. Jessica was all dolled up, so Cade stopped by to flirt. Atton was normal, but he still had to deal with Cade talking about a motorcycle like it was a girl. Cade also got around to other actual girls, like Sia, and flirted at her too which is, if I'm not mistaken but with no actual IG knowledge of why, hilarious.

Maeby was Mae , and she worked up the nerve to talk to Cade, that bad boy, and you'll never guess whether or not he was ready to flirt. And over in a shadowy corner, Cade flirted with Stiles... Sorry, got carried away. Cade complimented Stiles's leather jacket. Possibly as an opening to flirt.

MEANWHILE

Korra accidentally smashed the TV in the fifth floor common room.

BACK AT THE SOCK HOP

Everyone turned back to normal. I'm sure those last two notes are not related in any way.

That's all from me. Good night, everybody!

Yes, I know it's morning.