WTFH, Monday, January 9th

[not_in_the_book]

Good morning, everyone! So I was on my way to work this morning when our lovable squirrel overlords decided that it's apparently time once more for me to do the news! What was the term the young man used yesterday? Ah, yes. 'Squirrelnapped.'

It's actually kind of fun, although I do unfortunately have to turn down the offer of rum

*chittering*

No, no, it's just because I'm working today. It's five o'clock somewhere, after all, isn't it?

( It's always five o'clock somewhere! )

And that's all the notes I have for today! I hope I wasn't too boring for you, Fandom. If you need me, I'll be at the Clinic!

This is Ronan Nolan, signing off.

*click*

Fandom Radio, Tuesday Morning

[abitlowkey]

Loki: Unhand me, you mangy vermin!

Alex: No, I don’t want to go here, I want to go back to bed! I--what are you doing here?

Loki: Ugh. Are you stalking me?

Alex: As if. I have way better things to do with my time. Like sleep.

Loki: ...is this the radio Peter spoke of? Are we being broadcast?

*TAP TAP*

Alex: Don’t tap it. And yeah. The squirrels want us to read the news. Hey, everybody! DON’T LISTEN TO LOKI! He’s a lying liar who lies!

( TEACUP GODS )

Loki: Is your blade as dull as your wit, Ares-son?

Alex: *splutters* We’re not--we’re not talking about my sword!

Loki: Where did those squirrels get flags bespeckled with glitter? Is it a sensitive subject, Alex? I suppose one may wish to keep it secret that you’re... lacking there.

Alex: That’s not--put the flags up, that’s not funny! And I’m gonna get it back, okay?!

Loki: Poor gelded Ares-son!

Alex: That’s not what I--YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!

*crashing, panicked chittering, sound of running squirrel feet*

Loki: Leave me alone, you oaf---*GIRLY SHRIEK*

Alex: TAKE IT BACK!

*more crashing*

*static*