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fandom_radio2012-01-09 11:08 pm
abitlowkey) wrote in fandom_radio2012-01-09 11:08 pm
Fandom Radio, Tuesday Morning
Loki: Unhand me, you mangy vermin!
Alex: No, I don’t want to go here, I want to go back to bed! I--what are you doing here?
Loki: Ugh. Are you stalking me?
Alex: As if. I have way better things to do with my time. Like sleep.
Loki: ...is this the radio Peter spoke of? Are we being broadcast?
*TAP TAP*
Alex: Don’t tap it. And yeah. The squirrels want us to read the news. Hey, everybody! DON’T LISTEN TO LOKI! He’s a lying liar who lies!
Loki: I am not! About this. In this particular instance. Oh, Odin’s Beard. Give me those blasted notes. At the school, there was a class of Philosophy where the teacher Jaye had the students introduce themselves. It must have been terribly confusing last week, not knowing anyone in your class. Those poor, poor students. They then watched a movie about what happens after you imbibe too much alcohol. Which I would certainly never do.
Loki: Bond--what a peculiar name--had his students throw cheese down a hill in Food Tour of Fandom. A waste of cheese, if you ask me. They listened to his madness before chasing after the fleeing dairy products.
Alex: That actually sounds kind of like fun.
Loki: You would.
Alex: I’m ignoring that. In Basic Strategy, Professor Lannister tested his students’ physical strength by pitting them against purple bear lizard things. I think those attacked Midtown one time. Anyway, the students looked at them and then fought them, and then told Professor Lannister what they would have done besides fight. I don’t get it.
Loki: I shall pretend to be surprised by that.
Alex: What else are they going to do? Run away? Oh wait, you would.
Loki: What is it like in your tiny, tiny brain? Is that why you can only fight? You lack the ability to return my wit?
Alex: No, I’m just too smart to give you an opportunity to start talking. In Defending Yourself, the students were supposed to bring in things they could use as a weapon. So, like, anything? They showed off their weapons and then got ambushed by the teacher. And in the library, William was keeping the military history books in line.
Loki: Also within the school, the office sang of gremlins and drinking. Two things I fear should never mix. ’Electroclash’ was reprimanded for not attending her class and spend her time in the office, listening to the radio. I hope it was more enlightening than this. She had a visit from Alexander’s dear friend Hercules to check after her progress here at school.
Alex: Wait, what was that about Hercules? Who with the what now?
Loki: Never mind. Within the town, a student by the auspicious name Ender was at Stark Industries. I thought it was Stark Resilient now. Ben then arrived in order to tease the boy about being old. At the Devil's Nest--hmm--Joan was smoking as she did paperwork. Is she the supposed devil? At 'Dite's Decadent Delights--ugh, more Greeks--Karla cackled about costuming in the back. Which does not make a terrible amount of sense, but I suppose some are more easily amused than others. A raven happened by before being taunted with clothing that would be for it. I hadn't noticed anyone else with a bird before now. Curious. Kenzi double ewe tea effed and Ben also happened by, though he came bearing ice cream.
Alex: I wish I had ice cream. Why didn’t you bring ice cream?
Loki: Because I dislike you immensely.
Alex: I was talking to the squirrels. I would trust their food more than anything from you. Angelica was at The Gig, taking care of the horses, and at Cafe Luke’s Vincent was mad about some processed meat. Hopefully those two things are unrelated...anyway. Yeah. Jake had shots lined up for, um, “quality testing” at Caritas, and then Britta came by asking for beer. Jake told her to be more specific, and hopefully he also told her we don’t have a drinking age here so she shouldn’t have bothered with the fake ID. And at the clinic, Ronan was kind of distracted before he got a phone call. Which probably really distracted him. Much like Loki’s face.
Loki: Is your blade as dull as your wit, Ares-son?
Alex: *splutters* We’re not--we’re not talking about my sword!
Loki: Where did those squirrels get flags bespeckled with glitter? Is it a sensitive subject, Alex? I suppose one may wish to keep it secret that you’re... lacking there.
Alex: That’s not--put the flags up, that’s not funny! And I’m gonna get it back, okay?!
Loki: Poor gelded Ares-son!
Alex: That’s not what I--YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!
*crashing, panicked chittering, sound of running squirrel feet*
Loki: Leave me alone, you oaf---*GIRLY SHRIEK*
Alex: TAKE IT BACK!
*more crashing*
*static*
Alex: No, I don’t want to go here, I want to go back to bed! I--what are you doing here?
Loki: Ugh. Are you stalking me?
Alex: As if. I have way better things to do with my time. Like sleep.
Loki: ...is this the radio Peter spoke of? Are we being broadcast?
*TAP TAP*
Alex: Don’t tap it. And yeah. The squirrels want us to read the news. Hey, everybody! DON’T LISTEN TO LOKI! He’s a lying liar who lies!
Loki: I am not! About this. In this particular instance. Oh, Odin’s Beard. Give me those blasted notes. At the school, there was a class of Philosophy where the teacher Jaye had the students introduce themselves. It must have been terribly confusing last week, not knowing anyone in your class. Those poor, poor students. They then watched a movie about what happens after you imbibe too much alcohol. Which I would certainly never do.
Loki: Bond--what a peculiar name--had his students throw cheese down a hill in Food Tour of Fandom. A waste of cheese, if you ask me. They listened to his madness before chasing after the fleeing dairy products.
Alex: That actually sounds kind of like fun.
Loki: You would.
Alex: I’m ignoring that. In Basic Strategy, Professor Lannister tested his students’ physical strength by pitting them against purple bear lizard things. I think those attacked Midtown one time. Anyway, the students looked at them and then fought them, and then told Professor Lannister what they would have done besides fight. I don’t get it.
Loki: I shall pretend to be surprised by that.
Alex: What else are they going to do? Run away? Oh wait, you would.
Loki: What is it like in your tiny, tiny brain? Is that why you can only fight? You lack the ability to return my wit?
Alex: No, I’m just too smart to give you an opportunity to start talking. In Defending Yourself, the students were supposed to bring in things they could use as a weapon. So, like, anything? They showed off their weapons and then got ambushed by the teacher. And in the library, William was keeping the military history books in line.
Loki: Also within the school, the office sang of gremlins and drinking. Two things I fear should never mix. ’Electroclash’ was reprimanded for not attending her class and spend her time in the office, listening to the radio. I hope it was more enlightening than this. She had a visit from Alexander’s dear friend Hercules to check after her progress here at school.
Alex: Wait, what was that about Hercules? Who with the what now?
Loki: Never mind. Within the town, a student by the auspicious name Ender was at Stark Industries. I thought it was Stark Resilient now. Ben then arrived in order to tease the boy about being old. At the Devil's Nest--hmm--Joan was smoking as she did paperwork. Is she the supposed devil? At 'Dite's Decadent Delights--ugh, more Greeks--Karla cackled about costuming in the back. Which does not make a terrible amount of sense, but I suppose some are more easily amused than others. A raven happened by before being taunted with clothing that would be for it. I hadn't noticed anyone else with a bird before now. Curious. Kenzi double ewe tea effed and Ben also happened by, though he came bearing ice cream.
Alex: I wish I had ice cream. Why didn’t you bring ice cream?
Loki: Because I dislike you immensely.
Alex: I was talking to the squirrels. I would trust their food more than anything from you. Angelica was at The Gig, taking care of the horses, and at Cafe Luke’s Vincent was mad about some processed meat. Hopefully those two things are unrelated...anyway. Yeah. Jake had shots lined up for, um, “quality testing” at Caritas, and then Britta came by asking for beer. Jake told her to be more specific, and hopefully he also told her we don’t have a drinking age here so she shouldn’t have bothered with the fake ID. And at the clinic, Ronan was kind of distracted before he got a phone call. Which probably really distracted him. Much like Loki’s face.
Loki: Is your blade as dull as your wit, Ares-son?
Alex: *splutters* We’re not--we’re not talking about my sword!
Loki: Where did those squirrels get flags bespeckled with glitter? Is it a sensitive subject, Alex? I suppose one may wish to keep it secret that you’re... lacking there.
Alex: That’s not--put the flags up, that’s not funny! And I’m gonna get it back, okay?!
Loki: Poor gelded Ares-son!
Alex: That’s not what I--YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!
*crashing, panicked chittering, sound of running squirrel feet*
Loki: Leave me alone, you oaf---*GIRLY SHRIEK*
Alex: TAKE IT BACK!
*more crashing*
*static*