Fandom Radio, May 20

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Gabrielle: There, see, the light's on, that means we're on the air, so now we get to talk into this microphone-thing here.

Sara: I don't see how you understand all this if you're from so much more ancient a time than I am.

Gabrielle: Well, I've been here longer than you. Don't ask; I just know.

*impatient chittering*

Gabrielle: Oh, right! On the air. Uh. Hello, everyone! Welcome to WTFH. I'm Gabrielle. *pause* Introduce yourself!

Sara: . . . and I'm Sara. I'm not exactly sure what I'm doing here.

Gabrielle: Well, you know how the squirrels rescued us from that herd of teal deer in the preserve? I think this is their way of collecting payment.

Sara: You can't seriously mean the squirrels run this place? How am I to trust that you're right about everyone being able to hear us, anyway? You know, for someone who claims to be from ancient Greece, you speak English awfully well. And I know lots of stories about the Greeks --

Gabrielle: You've read stories from my time? Any of mine, by any chance?

Sara: -- and I've never heard of anyone named Gabrielle in any of them.

Gabrielle: You, neither? What is the problem here?!?

( When the Bard of Poteidaia and the Story Girl get abducted into the radio booth, babbly radio gets BABBLY. )