Fandom Radio :: January 16.

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...pushy! Have a little sympathy, I mean, I'm practically na-- What's this? *uncrinkling of paper*

Oh my God! No, I am not going to read off that I'm naked! The deal didn't include that! The deal was that I'll read the radio notes tonight and you'll bring me some clothes so that I don't have to walk how withou--

...why is that light on? WHY IS-- You evil *beep*ing squirrels! You turned the mic on early! Everyone heard that I'm--

*pause*

*clears throat*

Err, um, hello, Fandom! Uh, this is, uh, this is Charlotte York, and, uhhh, there seems to have been a situation at the radio station and I just so happened to be here, so, uhhhh...the squirrels are going to be very nice and do me a favor if I read the news tonight and so, yes, everything is normal and I'm certainly not in this prediciment because I was walking and suddenly lost my clothes and the only way I can seem to get some is for the squirrels to bribe me into doing radio tonight. Definitely not. That'd just be silly, right? Nonsense.

Of course it would.

*clears throat*

( Nekkid Radio, Hum hum )

...Okay, and that's the news! Time for the squirrels to fulfill their end of the bargain.

*long pause*

Oh, my God, if you do not hand those clothes over, I will skin you myself! I am very opposed to wearing fur, but desperate times call for desperate meas--

*deep breath*

Thank you. It's hardly Chanel, but it'll do. Good night, Fandom. Let's please just pretend this never happened. Please?

*click*