Fandom High Radio, Thursday, January 15th

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Deadpool: Hey, hey, HEY! No biting! What did I say about the teeth, you lil' rat? I'm not doing this thing again! Last time, there was alcohol needed and I'm pretty sure Robin is still smug over there and--

*chittering*

Deadpool: ...seriously? How did you drag him into this?

*chittering*

Deadpool: Well played, my rodent friend. Well played.

*door slams*

Cable: Good evening, Fandom. This'll be your radio broadcast for January 15th, 2009. I'm Mayor Summers, and this is Deadpool.

Deadpool: They know my husky voice, Nate. Isn't that right, fandom! I'm like the Doctor Drew of the radio hosts. You never forget this voice.

Cable: Unfortunately. Demi Moore should demand royalties... or psychiatrists...

( Cable & Deadpool Radio: SHOT THROUGH THE HEART. )

Cable: That was all, folks.

Deadpool: ...I'm sorry, I was waiting for a Porky Pig impersonation.

Cable: I wouldn't stop you.

Deadpool: Hey, I might get sued for copyright infringment. You're the lawyer there, not me.

Cable: If you wind up in court, I don't think copyright infringement'll be your biggest worry.

Deadpool: Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch.

Cable: Good night, Fandom. And good luck, while we're at it.

*click*