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Fandom High Radio, Thursday, January 15th
Deadpool: Hey, hey, HEY! No biting! What did I say about the teeth, you lil' rat? I'm not doing this thing again! Last time, there was alcohol needed and I'm pretty sure Robin is still smug over there and--
*chittering*
Deadpool: ...seriously? How did you drag him into this?
*chittering*
Deadpool: Well played, my rodent friend. Well played.
*door slams*
Cable: Good evening, Fandom. This'll be your radio broadcast for January 15th, 2009. I'm Mayor Summers, and this is Deadpool.
Deadpool: They know my husky voice, Nate. Isn't that right, fandom! I'm like the Doctor Drew of the radio hosts. You never forget this voice.
Cable: Unfortunately. Demi Moore should demand royalties... or psychiatrists...
SCHOOL
Cable: J. Jonah Jameson - welcome to the island, Jonah, let Irene know I say hi when you hire her in the future - kicked off with his Journalism class. Students took notes and wrote headlines. Somehow, I doubt it'll be hard to think of something around here. Rikku, the TA, brings the teacher coffee, and Worf asks Jonah about the Camptown races. Good question. With great historical significance. American history tackled the first explorers who found this continent. Lief was a good man, if a little... preoccupied. They listened to the lecture and pretended to be settlers. Cal then promises to bug Ino frequently. This will only end well...
Deadpool: GET A HAIRCUT, JONAH.
Cable: It's been worse. Thaumaturgy deals with the practicality of magic and wands before they take their three challenges. Giselle takes the time to let Abby Irene in on her absence: she's been lost. It's a tricky island... Speaking of which, Harry finds himself having to mention the fact of his incompatibility with technology with Molly. Again: tricky, but there's always alternatives.
Deadpool: Like being Amish. Claudia, who needs to have her bedazzler taken away from her, was reading Entertainment Weekly at the library. Ooo! Ooo! Was it the the one talking about the Wolverine movie? I am gonna rock that thing. Harper was in for some Shakespearre and they admired each other's 80's fashions. Lee was in to say hi. Because she did the same on radio.
Wait, is that all it takes? Way to to give the milk for free, Lee.
Speaking of Shakespearre, they were talking about it in Literature. Which is booooring, I'm not gonna lie. Unless it's that play with the canabalism. The notes aren't giving up much more about it other than there was a lecture on it. And some questions were asked, blah blah blah... Gigante was in to ask about clubbing. Not seals, I'd hope.
Aaaaand, over in the cafeteria, Turtler--HEY TURTLE!-- was checking on food quality. And then Gigante was there too for food to give to Arthur. Wait, isn't he dating that nubile Young Avenger? STOP MESSING WITH CANON, CHAD. That's an order from your vice principal.
Cable: I see you're handling power in a kind and responsible way.
Deadpool: Hey, it's not my fault someone needs to be yelled at. I just go where I'm needed. Like a gun for hire in a Clint Eastwood film.
Cable: I can see that... Marshall is spending his office hours wisely by watching TV. I don't understand Rumor Gal. Anakin, meanwhile, decides to devote his to Wii cheatcodes. Don't destroy your Smash Bros. In troubling news, the office seems to have run out of drinks.
Deadpool: A sad day indeed.
Cable: It doesn't help productivity.
DORMS
Cable: It looks like the vending machines have joined the strike. I'd like to repeat: don't harm the machines. This will all be dealt with.
Deadpool: Not even a lil' kick?
Cable: I don't think excessive violence will solve this one. Jeffrey is down to his underwear, and he's screaming through the dorms. A word of advice... stay indoors. As he collides into Romeo, the idea of a naked orgy is raised. In the face of a naked apocalypse, I'd be more concerned about my rifle. Teenagers... Jeff then informs Leto of the nudity come to devour us all. Hm. I'm sure that one hasn't shown up in the history books. Sokka points out that it's better to run out of shirts than to run out of pants. That's sensible.
Deadpool: Ponytail, if you start running around without pants, I'm throwing something at you.
Cable: Liir is baking cookies in the common room. The dorms should think about putting in a free teaching restaurant. Chad returns from the cafetaria to get some more food while he discusses classes with Liir. They've been interesting this semester. Amber comes in complaining about her smelly clothes, and Liir offers to wash them for her. Maybe we should add a hand-wash laundry service to the list. Merlin does just that, scrubbing Arthur's clothes while he discusses the process with Ben. It's usually a good idea to share practical knowledge.
Deadpool: Gaaaaaay. Liir carried Amber and her laundry to the bathroom. Wait, both of 'em? Was the music from An Officer & A Gentleman playing? Can I ask him if he's a steer or a queer? Can I? Can I?! Amber was worried about her manfriend handling her undergarments. Are they granny panties or something?
Over in the Fifth floor common room, Dojima was watching bad kung fu in clubbing clothes. Was that last part really needed, little squirrel? I thought you all liked that Teyla chick. Didja move on? Ohhh, I see. It was all about Warren in a leather jacket and no shirt. That's just uncomfortable, let me tell you. Hurley notes the lack of a shirt on Warren as he is very observant. VERY. He was in his pjs and discussed not being able to cook with Dojima. Though she did pass my class. I'm just sayin'. Romeo was there and uncomfortable and had to be told by Dojima to go buy some damn clothing. It's simple people. Buy more! Ino asked if the jacket meant hugging, but Warren wasn't into that. She then discussed politics with Dojima and then got a thanks from Hurley for ruining his good mood.
Reno and Rikku were having movies and PJs night, but were foiled by the lack of cloth---HEY. MINION. None of that! Gavin and John, the fat kid, flirt over cocoa. Which, I suppose would be needed to get him to pay attention to things that aren't food. Arthur engaged in some kinky servant thing with Gigante and I am STILL NOT HAPPY HERE. C'mon, guys. That's not cool. Robin who isn't smug got chocolate from a vending machine. Aaaaand then Dinah played with cats and Gigante and Hulking. BETTER. I've got my eye on you, Chad.
Cable: So you should probably be wary of the intercom...
Deadpool: Are you implying something?
Cable: Would I?
Deadpool: Yeah.
Cable: Hm.
TOWN
Cable: Lindsay checks Stark Industries for bugs before settling in to work. Good luck, miss Boxer-- they're usually in those hard-to-reach areas. Thank you for the mangoes. Loki comes in to snark about fistfights before they get intimate. I know how that goes. At Turtle & Canary, Madrox seems to be developing a taste for Billy Joel. I'll be locking my windows. Temari swings by to ask how-and-why. Murdock opens up the Freelance Police Headquarters on his first day. I wish you good luck surviving the employers.
Miss Doolittle bursts into song at Covent Garden Flowers. It happens. It draws in Giselle. Welcome back. Sarah finds herself wearing an old uniform at the Android's Dungeon. I can sympathise. Especially since it's hard to get the-- dirt out after some time. Detective Constable Day comes by to discuss clothes, ovens, and Loki. Don't get any ideas, Wade.
Deadpool: I would never! Because two women can talk and not be called lesbians. Even if they are hot. And that would be completely okay with me if they were. I would support their rights to make out in public to the death.
Cable: That's progressive of you. Helen deals with the horses at the Gig-- don't leave the crap out. Peyton is looking shabby at Groovy Tunes, but considering the week, I think that can be forgiven. At the book store, Tully comes looking for coffee-- might want to try the Perk-- and Millie informs him of her magical abilities in that area. Handy. And I was in at Wellspring. We're running low on a few things...
Cable: And then-- Well, that's private.
Deadpool: I TOP! THE SQUIRRELS KNOW IT! Robin smugly ate donutes at Caritas. Smugly. Stark and Tyler talk about ground rules and trips to Amsterdam and can I just say, former minion... Stark? Really? Really? Hey, has he tried to kill Stark yet?
Cable: No, he hasn't. It's a matter of time...
Deadpool: Huh. You'd think Cap would warn him about the curse of all who lay with Tony Stark. You end up trying to kill him or beginning a Civil war that rips the superhero community apart at the seams. Stark and Robin discuss paterinty suits as he actually remembers her name. Eeew. Robin. You don't know where that's been! Tyler talks to her about assemblies--WHICH WILL BE AWESOME--and strikes. Charlotte gets a Cosmo and talks about drinks with her. But not when Mina called her a whore. Even though she was very complimentory about Robin's smug mood. Ben Reilly, who sounds very familiar, wanted a club soda.
Cable: It must be the club soda throwing you. We wouldn't get any familiar faces around here... would we now.
Deadpool: Hey, Ben! Does the name Mephisto mean anything to you? Gimme a ring if it does! Minsc picked up a pet from Everything But The Monkey. I think we can safely say it's not a monkey. Katina was busy ranting at Strokes of Genius... Preistly opened Lukes where Dinah was to discuss Lacey's issues with the squirrels. It's alcoholism, by the way. The issue is alcoholism. Just my opinion though. I blame the media. Gwynn with a y opened up Nast Sporting Goods and got a hello from a none smug Robin who was actually a felt frog. Hoshi opened on up the hotel. Vending machineless. Poor, poor girl Aaaaaand, last but not least, Annja opened up Coyote Medicine.
Cable: That was all, folks.
Deadpool: ...I'm sorry, I was waiting for a Porky Pig impersonation.
Cable: I wouldn't stop you.
Deadpool: Hey, I might get sued for copyright infringment. You're the lawyer there, not me.
Cable: If you wind up in court, I don't think copyright infringement'll be your biggest worry.
Deadpool: Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch.
Cable: Good night, Fandom. And good luck, while we're at it.
*click*
*chittering*
Deadpool: ...seriously? How did you drag him into this?
*chittering*
Deadpool: Well played, my rodent friend. Well played.
*door slams*
Cable: Good evening, Fandom. This'll be your radio broadcast for January 15th, 2009. I'm Mayor Summers, and this is Deadpool.
Deadpool: They know my husky voice, Nate. Isn't that right, fandom! I'm like the Doctor Drew of the radio hosts. You never forget this voice.
Cable: Unfortunately. Demi Moore should demand royalties... or psychiatrists...
SCHOOL
Cable: J. Jonah Jameson - welcome to the island, Jonah, let Irene know I say hi when you hire her in the future - kicked off with his Journalism class. Students took notes and wrote headlines. Somehow, I doubt it'll be hard to think of something around here. Rikku, the TA, brings the teacher coffee, and Worf asks Jonah about the Camptown races. Good question. With great historical significance. American history tackled the first explorers who found this continent. Lief was a good man, if a little... preoccupied. They listened to the lecture and pretended to be settlers. Cal then promises to bug Ino frequently. This will only end well...
Deadpool: GET A HAIRCUT, JONAH.
Cable: It's been worse. Thaumaturgy deals with the practicality of magic and wands before they take their three challenges. Giselle takes the time to let Abby Irene in on her absence: she's been lost. It's a tricky island... Speaking of which, Harry finds himself having to mention the fact of his incompatibility with technology with Molly. Again: tricky, but there's always alternatives.
Deadpool: Like being Amish. Claudia, who needs to have her bedazzler taken away from her, was reading Entertainment Weekly at the library. Ooo! Ooo! Was it the the one talking about the Wolverine movie? I am gonna rock that thing. Harper was in for some Shakespearre and they admired each other's 80's fashions. Lee was in to say hi. Because she did the same on radio.
Wait, is that all it takes? Way to to give the milk for free, Lee.
Speaking of Shakespearre, they were talking about it in Literature. Which is booooring, I'm not gonna lie. Unless it's that play with the canabalism. The notes aren't giving up much more about it other than there was a lecture on it. And some questions were asked, blah blah blah... Gigante was in to ask about clubbing. Not seals, I'd hope.
Aaaaand, over in the cafeteria, Turtler--HEY TURTLE!-- was checking on food quality. And then Gigante was there too for food to give to Arthur. Wait, isn't he dating that nubile Young Avenger? STOP MESSING WITH CANON, CHAD. That's an order from your vice principal.
Cable: I see you're handling power in a kind and responsible way.
Deadpool: Hey, it's not my fault someone needs to be yelled at. I just go where I'm needed. Like a gun for hire in a Clint Eastwood film.
Cable: I can see that... Marshall is spending his office hours wisely by watching TV. I don't understand Rumor Gal. Anakin, meanwhile, decides to devote his to Wii cheatcodes. Don't destroy your Smash Bros. In troubling news, the office seems to have run out of drinks.
Deadpool: A sad day indeed.
Cable: It doesn't help productivity.
DORMS
Cable: It looks like the vending machines have joined the strike. I'd like to repeat: don't harm the machines. This will all be dealt with.
Deadpool: Not even a lil' kick?
Cable: I don't think excessive violence will solve this one. Jeffrey is down to his underwear, and he's screaming through the dorms. A word of advice... stay indoors. As he collides into Romeo, the idea of a naked orgy is raised. In the face of a naked apocalypse, I'd be more concerned about my rifle. Teenagers... Jeff then informs Leto of the nudity come to devour us all. Hm. I'm sure that one hasn't shown up in the history books. Sokka points out that it's better to run out of shirts than to run out of pants. That's sensible.
Deadpool: Ponytail, if you start running around without pants, I'm throwing something at you.
Cable: Liir is baking cookies in the common room. The dorms should think about putting in a free teaching restaurant. Chad returns from the cafetaria to get some more food while he discusses classes with Liir. They've been interesting this semester. Amber comes in complaining about her smelly clothes, and Liir offers to wash them for her. Maybe we should add a hand-wash laundry service to the list. Merlin does just that, scrubbing Arthur's clothes while he discusses the process with Ben. It's usually a good idea to share practical knowledge.
Deadpool: Gaaaaaay. Liir carried Amber and her laundry to the bathroom. Wait, both of 'em? Was the music from An Officer & A Gentleman playing? Can I ask him if he's a steer or a queer? Can I? Can I?! Amber was worried about her manfriend handling her undergarments. Are they granny panties or something?
Over in the Fifth floor common room, Dojima was watching bad kung fu in clubbing clothes. Was that last part really needed, little squirrel? I thought you all liked that Teyla chick. Didja move on? Ohhh, I see. It was all about Warren in a leather jacket and no shirt. That's just uncomfortable, let me tell you. Hurley notes the lack of a shirt on Warren as he is very observant. VERY. He was in his pjs and discussed not being able to cook with Dojima. Though she did pass my class. I'm just sayin'. Romeo was there and uncomfortable and had to be told by Dojima to go buy some damn clothing. It's simple people. Buy more! Ino asked if the jacket meant hugging, but Warren wasn't into that. She then discussed politics with Dojima and then got a thanks from Hurley for ruining his good mood.
Reno and Rikku were having movies and PJs night, but were foiled by the lack of cloth---HEY. MINION. None of that! Gavin and John, the fat kid, flirt over cocoa. Which, I suppose would be needed to get him to pay attention to things that aren't food. Arthur engaged in some kinky servant thing with Gigante and I am STILL NOT HAPPY HERE. C'mon, guys. That's not cool. Robin who isn't smug got chocolate from a vending machine. Aaaaand then Dinah played with cats and Gigante and Hulking. BETTER. I've got my eye on you, Chad.
Cable: So you should probably be wary of the intercom...
Deadpool: Are you implying something?
Cable: Would I?
Deadpool: Yeah.
Cable: Hm.
TOWN
Cable: Lindsay checks Stark Industries for bugs before settling in to work. Good luck, miss Boxer-- they're usually in those hard-to-reach areas. Thank you for the mangoes. Loki comes in to snark about fistfights before they get intimate. I know how that goes. At Turtle & Canary, Madrox seems to be developing a taste for Billy Joel. I'll be locking my windows. Temari swings by to ask how-and-why. Murdock opens up the Freelance Police Headquarters on his first day. I wish you good luck surviving the employers.
Miss Doolittle bursts into song at Covent Garden Flowers. It happens. It draws in Giselle. Welcome back. Sarah finds herself wearing an old uniform at the Android's Dungeon. I can sympathise. Especially since it's hard to get the-- dirt out after some time. Detective Constable Day comes by to discuss clothes, ovens, and Loki. Don't get any ideas, Wade.
Deadpool: I would never! Because two women can talk and not be called lesbians. Even if they are hot. And that would be completely okay with me if they were. I would support their rights to make out in public to the death.
Cable: That's progressive of you. Helen deals with the horses at the Gig-- don't leave the crap out. Peyton is looking shabby at Groovy Tunes, but considering the week, I think that can be forgiven. At the book store, Tully comes looking for coffee-- might want to try the Perk-- and Millie informs him of her magical abilities in that area. Handy. And I was in at Wellspring. We're running low on a few things...
Cable: And then-- Well, that's private.
Deadpool: I TOP! THE SQUIRRELS KNOW IT! Robin smugly ate donutes at Caritas. Smugly. Stark and Tyler talk about ground rules and trips to Amsterdam and can I just say, former minion... Stark? Really? Really? Hey, has he tried to kill Stark yet?
Cable: No, he hasn't. It's a matter of time...
Deadpool: Huh. You'd think Cap would warn him about the curse of all who lay with Tony Stark. You end up trying to kill him or beginning a Civil war that rips the superhero community apart at the seams. Stark and Robin discuss paterinty suits as he actually remembers her name. Eeew. Robin. You don't know where that's been! Tyler talks to her about assemblies--WHICH WILL BE AWESOME--and strikes. Charlotte gets a Cosmo and talks about drinks with her. But not when Mina called her a whore. Even though she was very complimentory about Robin's smug mood. Ben Reilly, who sounds very familiar, wanted a club soda.
Cable: It must be the club soda throwing you. We wouldn't get any familiar faces around here... would we now.
Deadpool: Hey, Ben! Does the name Mephisto mean anything to you? Gimme a ring if it does! Minsc picked up a pet from Everything But The Monkey. I think we can safely say it's not a monkey. Katina was busy ranting at Strokes of Genius... Preistly opened Lukes where Dinah was to discuss Lacey's issues with the squirrels. It's alcoholism, by the way. The issue is alcoholism. Just my opinion though. I blame the media. Gwynn with a y opened up Nast Sporting Goods and got a hello from a none smug Robin who was actually a felt frog. Hoshi opened on up the hotel. Vending machineless. Poor, poor girl Aaaaaand, last but not least, Annja opened up Coyote Medicine.
Cable: That was all, folks.
Deadpool: ...I'm sorry, I was waiting for a Porky Pig impersonation.
Cable: I wouldn't stop you.
Deadpool: Hey, I might get sued for copyright infringment. You're the lawyer there, not me.
Cable: If you wind up in court, I don't think copyright infringement'll be your biggest worry.
Deadpool: Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch.
Cable: Good night, Fandom. And good luck, while we're at it.
*click*
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And then she lowered her volume slightly. Benton might not like being woken up by her (smug) enthusiasm.
no subject
Dinah's horror at some of the broadcast and the need for brain bleach kept her up for at least an hour past her bedtime, trying to un-hear bits of what she'd heard.
[ooc: *dies laughing*]