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Fandom Radio :: January 16.
...pushy! Have a little sympathy, I mean, I'm practically na-- What's this? *uncrinkling of paper*
Oh my God! No, I am not going to read off that I'm naked! The deal didn't include that! The deal was that I'll read the radio notes tonight and you'll bring me some clothes so that I don't have to walk how withou--
...why is that light on? WHY IS-- You evil *beep*ing squirrels! You turned the mic on early! Everyone heard that I'm--
*pause*
*clears throat*
Err, um, hello, Fandom! Uh, this is, uh, this is Charlotte York, and, uhhh, there seems to have been a situation at the radio station and I just so happened to be here, so, uhhhh...the squirrels are going to be very nice and do me a favor if I read the news tonight and so, yes, everything is normal and I'm certainly not in this prediciment because I was walking and suddenly lost my clothes and the only way I can seem to get some is for the squirrels to bribe me into doing radio tonight. Definitely not. That'd just be silly, right? Nonsense.
Of course it would.
*clears throat*
SCHOOL
They did endurance running tests, ew, in phys ed; I do not miss phys ed at all. I can't believe they even still do all those awful uniforms. And Worf, the TA, glared at anyone who complained about them.
In Care for Magical Creatures, they played with lizards....blech...and talked about why transformations might be good. This class is way out of my league, but Blysse and Arthur might have an easier time, considering their TAs. Leto brought up the laundry problem. Believe me. This will come up some more soon.
Movie Appreciation class watched action flicks today and discussed why one does or does not like action movies. I do not like action movies because they are too loud and they have no plots and there's not nearly enough roooomance. And Tony was there to TA.
Captain Algren was very agrivated to be stuck shirtless after the assembly, but who can really blame him? Anakin's a smart one, though, and has several layers on hand. Which is good, since he had a meeting with a student, Peter.
Ghanima was hard at work and also clothed, which is good because she got a visit from her brother to talk about Thinking Machines, which I think means computers, but I'm not sure. Abby Irene was also, thankfully, busy and clothed. And J. Jonah Jameson, too. It's so nice to hear about all these people who still have their clothes, really, it is.
Zoe made do with one of her husband's shirts, which is just the cutest thing ever, and Leto was there, before he visited his sister, to talk about the Thinking Machines, and Zoe assured him that technology is a wonderful thing.
Just like clothes.
Marshall polls Zoe about his pants, and she takes the side of any sensible woman.
And we're just going to skip riiiight over what Deapool is wearing. We'll just mention Marshall stopping in with a poll about his pants. Zoe also came around, despite Deadpool's protestations that no one was there. No one that you'd probably want to see, anyway. I'm sorry, Deadpool! Robin just charged right in, and Steve wonders if he's dressed. Nooooo, Steve. No he isn't.
Also, hi! Good to hear you're back, Steve!
I won't say anything about hot mountie in his office in just boxers, either, because I'm a taken woman, but I will mention that Marshall also got his opinion of the pants, and Robin in her underwear gloated about how he was wearing the boxers she gave him.
Buffy came into the library in her pajamas. Normally, I'd say something, but right now I'm sitting naked in a radio station, so I guess I can't.
A club fair was held today, too, and, oooh! I love clubs! I was in a ton of them when I was in high school! Students mingled around in the gym before going to look at all the various different offerings. Leto and Lion-o caught up on people they knew, and Claire and Penelope made plans so that Claire could have a boooooy over. Cute! And Priestly was very gentlemanly in offering Alice his coat. Very cute!
And then there was signing up of clubs!
There was also an assembly on the use of illegal substances, which seems ill-timed. With all the clothes disappearing, you'd think it would be the STD assembly. Tony and Dinah talked about their fashion and their weeks; Chuck and Claire muse on what sort of thing brought this on. Mostly likely some of you guys lighting up and smoking mary jane behind the flight shed! Chuck also flirted with Angela because she wasn't wearing very much. I know there's all the weird clothing disappearing and everything, but I still feel the need to call her a harlot. There's one at every assembly. Hoshi and Angela also discussed the poor seasonal timing of this whole thing, and with that I agree. Rikku and Claudia bonded over their equally bad outfits, before Rikku checked to see if Reno was half-naked on purpose. Dean recognizes his father's shirt on Zoe, awwww.
Miss Bennet and Captain Algren gave a presentation that ended in Algren being shirtless, and Jonah gave one, too, without the same results. The squirrels seem to think this is a good thing, but I don't think that's very nice. And I have no idea on even what to say about Tyler and Ghanima's presentation, except that it sounds like it was either the most confusing or the most effective.
DORMS
Leto saw the writing on the wall...well, the posters, I hope none of you are actually writing on the walls...about the strike, and I assume that's what started all of his talk of Thinking Machines. Ben loses his clothes while talking with Ender about...well, losing clothes, but Ender is kind and offers a sweatshirt.
Angela find outs that a scarf and a coat do not a warm outfit make, the hard way.
And K-Mart....really? K-Mart? If you're going to go for a store, why K-Mart? Why not...Sacs Fifth Avenue? Or at least Macy! Anyway, she wrote a letter. In her underwear.
*sigh* Well, no, she put on Tony's sweatshirt, which is much better, assuming he's okay with that.
And Lee cleaned out his rabbit's cage. In his underwear. That doesn't even sound like a good idea. I mean, I'm sure Lee is a very attractive young man, but that just seems so unsanitary! He did get a phone call from his girlfriend, though, which is nice.
Also in her underwear is Amber. Her roommate Triela sounds like a much more sensible girl, especially since she mentions dry-cleaning being her savor this week. Ha. Heck of a lot of good it did me tonight! Anyway, Cal showed up to play Scrabble, and, geez, I hope that isn't a really dirty metaphor.
Jeff was cowering in his room around a...sock? Uhhh...well, if it works, it works. Either way, his girlfriend Turtle came in to try to calm him down a little.
Dinah, the poor girl, was completely proper until she lost her clothes in the rec room, where Arthur find her. Oh, man. I remember having teenaged nightmares about this He does lend her his shirt, but that just ends up confusing Merlin later. Apparently, though, Dinah wasn't too distressed as she seemed to have no problem swapping compliments on underwear with Priestly. Okay, to be fair, she flailed over that, too.
And, yes, that was the same Priestly running around in Mister Happy boxers. As if all the half-nudity was enough, all you kids are going to catch a cold!
Dor is also wearing something that we will not talk about because it is too horrible. Another case of sometimes bad clothes not being an acceptable solution to no clothes. Especially since they even talk to Adora. Clothes should speak for themselves, yes, but not with actual voices! And the the sight of Adora in her panties makes Dor faint. Poor guy.
At least Emmett is being proactive with some Wii tennis. In his underwear. Which Merlin can't unsee and feels should be done with more clothes. I tend to agree with Merlin. I mean, all those Wii games, they require movement and everything, and if you haven't got any support,then doesn't...it....
I'm just going to stop there. And talk about Blysse in the third floor common room, watching TV, comfortably in clothes. She agrees with me that Priestly is not dressed for winter, and is therefor a very smart girl. Penelope is a bit taken aback by Priestly in his undies, and wound up in hers as well. Blysse shared her pizza with Penelope, and Francine was just hoping no one noticed her bunny PJs, even though Priestly thinks they're very awesome. Um...sure. Are you five? Blysse just asks about pepperoni, but, ooh, Blysse, don't! Pepperoni will give you acne. Katina came in complaining to her alarm clock about forgetting to remind her to eat. Maybe you should get something a little more suited to that? Personal planner? Awareness, maybe? Either way, Blysse offers pizza, and Katina and Francine talk about their respective annoyances of alarm clock and bunny PJs.
And then, earlier, Hannibal was down at the gun range...there's a gun range on campus? Isn't that dangerous? Anyway, he's warming up before Arthur, where they're all snarky at each other before getting down to teaching Arthur how to shoot. A gun. Since he already knows how to do a bow and arrow, apparently.
TOWN
Mayor Summers was busy and perfectly clothed, I'm sure, at the Town Hall. Rikku showed up for work at Wellspring in what I'm told is a 'mutiny' outfit. Mayor Summers dropped in and Rikku had a little talk with him about shovels. And that I am certain is a metaphor.
Viki was a bit reluctant to work without clothes at Strokes of Genius, and Hurley had a little trouble matching at Covent Garden Flowers, but mismatched clothes are better than no clothes at all. Meanwhile, we just won't even talk about Harper's clothes at Things Reborn, because I'm sorry, sweetie, sometimes no clothes is better than bad clothes. And Agnes had clothes at the Magic Box, and then she didn't, and I totally sympathize with you right now, Agnes.
Eve was very proper and clothed, thank goodness, at the gallery today. Hello, Eve! Hope you like the new exhibit! Don't worry about turning up the heat a little if it makes you feel cold. Also in the clothed club is Liir at Book Haven, where there are plenty of clothes and plenty of books, by the sound of it.
Kaylee's working with machines at Stark Industries in her underwear, which seems an even worse idea that cleaning your rabbit's cage in your underwear. This, of course, makes Ben all flaily. Fully dressed, Jen made pizzas at Pizza Planet. Good. Cooking in your underwear does not go well. Not that I'm speaking from experience, mind you. I always cook properly dressed, thank you. Also dressed was Arya at Coyote Medicine.
Meanwhile, Jenny hiked up prices on clothes at Pixie Dust, which seems both smart and a little mean. Cal had his clothes and...whale blubber?...at Luke's Diner, and I hope that's just some trendy thing you kids are calling whale blubber. Either way, Dinah didn't get it; she got chili and they talked about acting, and there's a rather nice bit of non-nudity in that whole note. Same as with Chad working at Groovy Tunes.
The trooper station has poor Ray overwhelmed with all the disappearing clothes calls; he and Daisy bemoan the phone activity, but his visit from Pepper involved coffee and an exchange coat when, guess what, Pepper's clothes disappeared.
OH WHAT A SURPRISE. I really hope all these clothes come back or else someone owes me quite a lot of premium quality designs. Chanel!!
Also, Mary, honey? I know sweats aren't exactly hotel attire, but they might still be better than anything with cut-outs, for the records. And I say this entirely as a friend, sweetie! We'll just ignore this other part about you in your bra and panties, too. Especially while Tully is there in his boxers.
And Biff had Daisy over for movie night with very little clothe-- Oh, these notes just are not going to get any better, are they? At least those two are adults! Old enough for this sort of thing!
Tino was also inappropriately clad at Caritas, which is almost making me glad I didn't make it for having to be stranded here in the studio due to unfortunate circumstances. Although it would have been nice if I could get to my location first before I lost my clothes, like Ronan when he went to the clinic. Peyton was there, too, with a gash and a blanket. I hope she's okay!
...Okay, and that's the news! Time for the squirrels to fulfill their end of the bargain.
*long pause*
Oh, my God, if you do not hand those clothes over, I will skin you myself! I am very opposed to wearing fur, but desperate times call for desperate meas--
*deep breath*
Thank you. It's hardly Chanel, but it'll do. Good night, Fandom. Let's please just pretend this never happened. Please?
*click*
Oh my God! No, I am not going to read off that I'm naked! The deal didn't include that! The deal was that I'll read the radio notes tonight and you'll bring me some clothes so that I don't have to walk how withou--
...why is that light on? WHY IS-- You evil *beep*ing squirrels! You turned the mic on early! Everyone heard that I'm--
*pause*
*clears throat*
Err, um, hello, Fandom! Uh, this is, uh, this is Charlotte York, and, uhhh, there seems to have been a situation at the radio station and I just so happened to be here, so, uhhhh...the squirrels are going to be very nice and do me a favor if I read the news tonight and so, yes, everything is normal and I'm certainly not in this prediciment because I was walking and suddenly lost my clothes and the only way I can seem to get some is for the squirrels to bribe me into doing radio tonight. Definitely not. That'd just be silly, right? Nonsense.
Of course it would.
*clears throat*
SCHOOL
They did endurance running tests, ew, in phys ed; I do not miss phys ed at all. I can't believe they even still do all those awful uniforms. And Worf, the TA, glared at anyone who complained about them.
In Care for Magical Creatures, they played with lizards....blech...and talked about why transformations might be good. This class is way out of my league, but Blysse and Arthur might have an easier time, considering their TAs. Leto brought up the laundry problem. Believe me. This will come up some more soon.
Movie Appreciation class watched action flicks today and discussed why one does or does not like action movies. I do not like action movies because they are too loud and they have no plots and there's not nearly enough roooomance. And Tony was there to TA.
Captain Algren was very agrivated to be stuck shirtless after the assembly, but who can really blame him? Anakin's a smart one, though, and has several layers on hand. Which is good, since he had a meeting with a student, Peter.
Ghanima was hard at work and also clothed, which is good because she got a visit from her brother to talk about Thinking Machines, which I think means computers, but I'm not sure. Abby Irene was also, thankfully, busy and clothed. And J. Jonah Jameson, too. It's so nice to hear about all these people who still have their clothes, really, it is.
Zoe made do with one of her husband's shirts, which is just the cutest thing ever, and Leto was there, before he visited his sister, to talk about the Thinking Machines, and Zoe assured him that technology is a wonderful thing.
Just like clothes.
Marshall polls Zoe about his pants, and she takes the side of any sensible woman.
And we're just going to skip riiiight over what Deapool is wearing. We'll just mention Marshall stopping in with a poll about his pants. Zoe also came around, despite Deadpool's protestations that no one was there. No one that you'd probably want to see, anyway. I'm sorry, Deadpool! Robin just charged right in, and Steve wonders if he's dressed. Nooooo, Steve. No he isn't.
Also, hi! Good to hear you're back, Steve!
I won't say anything about hot mountie in his office in just boxers, either, because I'm a taken woman, but I will mention that Marshall also got his opinion of the pants, and Robin in her underwear gloated about how he was wearing the boxers she gave him.
Buffy came into the library in her pajamas. Normally, I'd say something, but right now I'm sitting naked in a radio station, so I guess I can't.
A club fair was held today, too, and, oooh! I love clubs! I was in a ton of them when I was in high school! Students mingled around in the gym before going to look at all the various different offerings. Leto and Lion-o caught up on people they knew, and Claire and Penelope made plans so that Claire could have a boooooy over. Cute! And Priestly was very gentlemanly in offering Alice his coat. Very cute!
And then there was signing up of clubs!
There was also an assembly on the use of illegal substances, which seems ill-timed. With all the clothes disappearing, you'd think it would be the STD assembly. Tony and Dinah talked about their fashion and their weeks; Chuck and Claire muse on what sort of thing brought this on. Mostly likely some of you guys lighting up and smoking mary jane behind the flight shed! Chuck also flirted with Angela because she wasn't wearing very much. I know there's all the weird clothing disappearing and everything, but I still feel the need to call her a harlot. There's one at every assembly. Hoshi and Angela also discussed the poor seasonal timing of this whole thing, and with that I agree. Rikku and Claudia bonded over their equally bad outfits, before Rikku checked to see if Reno was half-naked on purpose. Dean recognizes his father's shirt on Zoe, awwww.
Miss Bennet and Captain Algren gave a presentation that ended in Algren being shirtless, and Jonah gave one, too, without the same results. The squirrels seem to think this is a good thing, but I don't think that's very nice. And I have no idea on even what to say about Tyler and Ghanima's presentation, except that it sounds like it was either the most confusing or the most effective.
DORMS
Leto saw the writing on the wall...well, the posters, I hope none of you are actually writing on the walls...about the strike, and I assume that's what started all of his talk of Thinking Machines. Ben loses his clothes while talking with Ender about...well, losing clothes, but Ender is kind and offers a sweatshirt.
Angela find outs that a scarf and a coat do not a warm outfit make, the hard way.
And K-Mart....really? K-Mart? If you're going to go for a store, why K-Mart? Why not...Sacs Fifth Avenue? Or at least Macy! Anyway, she wrote a letter. In her underwear.
*sigh* Well, no, she put on Tony's sweatshirt, which is much better, assuming he's okay with that.
And Lee cleaned out his rabbit's cage. In his underwear. That doesn't even sound like a good idea. I mean, I'm sure Lee is a very attractive young man, but that just seems so unsanitary! He did get a phone call from his girlfriend, though, which is nice.
Also in her underwear is Amber. Her roommate Triela sounds like a much more sensible girl, especially since she mentions dry-cleaning being her savor this week. Ha. Heck of a lot of good it did me tonight! Anyway, Cal showed up to play Scrabble, and, geez, I hope that isn't a really dirty metaphor.
Jeff was cowering in his room around a...sock? Uhhh...well, if it works, it works. Either way, his girlfriend Turtle came in to try to calm him down a little.
Dinah, the poor girl, was completely proper until she lost her clothes in the rec room, where Arthur find her. Oh, man. I remember having teenaged nightmares about this He does lend her his shirt, but that just ends up confusing Merlin later. Apparently, though, Dinah wasn't too distressed as she seemed to have no problem swapping compliments on underwear with Priestly. Okay, to be fair, she flailed over that, too.
And, yes, that was the same Priestly running around in Mister Happy boxers. As if all the half-nudity was enough, all you kids are going to catch a cold!
Dor is also wearing something that we will not talk about because it is too horrible. Another case of sometimes bad clothes not being an acceptable solution to no clothes. Especially since they even talk to Adora. Clothes should speak for themselves, yes, but not with actual voices! And the the sight of Adora in her panties makes Dor faint. Poor guy.
At least Emmett is being proactive with some Wii tennis. In his underwear. Which Merlin can't unsee and feels should be done with more clothes. I tend to agree with Merlin. I mean, all those Wii games, they require movement and everything, and if you haven't got any support,then doesn't...it....
I'm just going to stop there. And talk about Blysse in the third floor common room, watching TV, comfortably in clothes. She agrees with me that Priestly is not dressed for winter, and is therefor a very smart girl. Penelope is a bit taken aback by Priestly in his undies, and wound up in hers as well. Blysse shared her pizza with Penelope, and Francine was just hoping no one noticed her bunny PJs, even though Priestly thinks they're very awesome. Um...sure. Are you five? Blysse just asks about pepperoni, but, ooh, Blysse, don't! Pepperoni will give you acne. Katina came in complaining to her alarm clock about forgetting to remind her to eat. Maybe you should get something a little more suited to that? Personal planner? Awareness, maybe? Either way, Blysse offers pizza, and Katina and Francine talk about their respective annoyances of alarm clock and bunny PJs.
And then, earlier, Hannibal was down at the gun range...there's a gun range on campus? Isn't that dangerous? Anyway, he's warming up before Arthur, where they're all snarky at each other before getting down to teaching Arthur how to shoot. A gun. Since he already knows how to do a bow and arrow, apparently.
TOWN
Mayor Summers was busy and perfectly clothed, I'm sure, at the Town Hall. Rikku showed up for work at Wellspring in what I'm told is a 'mutiny' outfit. Mayor Summers dropped in and Rikku had a little talk with him about shovels. And that I am certain is a metaphor.
Viki was a bit reluctant to work without clothes at Strokes of Genius, and Hurley had a little trouble matching at Covent Garden Flowers, but mismatched clothes are better than no clothes at all. Meanwhile, we just won't even talk about Harper's clothes at Things Reborn, because I'm sorry, sweetie, sometimes no clothes is better than bad clothes. And Agnes had clothes at the Magic Box, and then she didn't, and I totally sympathize with you right now, Agnes.
Eve was very proper and clothed, thank goodness, at the gallery today. Hello, Eve! Hope you like the new exhibit! Don't worry about turning up the heat a little if it makes you feel cold. Also in the clothed club is Liir at Book Haven, where there are plenty of clothes and plenty of books, by the sound of it.
Kaylee's working with machines at Stark Industries in her underwear, which seems an even worse idea that cleaning your rabbit's cage in your underwear. This, of course, makes Ben all flaily. Fully dressed, Jen made pizzas at Pizza Planet. Good. Cooking in your underwear does not go well. Not that I'm speaking from experience, mind you. I always cook properly dressed, thank you. Also dressed was Arya at Coyote Medicine.
Meanwhile, Jenny hiked up prices on clothes at Pixie Dust, which seems both smart and a little mean. Cal had his clothes and...whale blubber?...at Luke's Diner, and I hope that's just some trendy thing you kids are calling whale blubber. Either way, Dinah didn't get it; she got chili and they talked about acting, and there's a rather nice bit of non-nudity in that whole note. Same as with Chad working at Groovy Tunes.
The trooper station has poor Ray overwhelmed with all the disappearing clothes calls; he and Daisy bemoan the phone activity, but his visit from Pepper involved coffee and an exchange coat when, guess what, Pepper's clothes disappeared.
OH WHAT A SURPRISE. I really hope all these clothes come back or else someone owes me quite a lot of premium quality designs. Chanel!!
Also, Mary, honey? I know sweats aren't exactly hotel attire, but they might still be better than anything with cut-outs, for the records. And I say this entirely as a friend, sweetie! We'll just ignore this other part about you in your bra and panties, too. Especially while Tully is there in his boxers.
And Biff had Daisy over for movie night with very little clothe-- Oh, these notes just are not going to get any better, are they? At least those two are adults! Old enough for this sort of thing!
Tino was also inappropriately clad at Caritas, which is almost making me glad I didn't make it for having to be stranded here in the studio due to unfortunate circumstances. Although it would have been nice if I could get to my location first before I lost my clothes, like Ronan when he went to the clinic. Peyton was there, too, with a gash and a blanket. I hope she's okay!
...Okay, and that's the news! Time for the squirrels to fulfill their end of the bargain.
*long pause*
Oh, my God, if you do not hand those clothes over, I will skin you myself! I am very opposed to wearing fur, but desperate times call for desperate meas--
*deep breath*
Thank you. It's hardly Chanel, but it'll do. Good night, Fandom. Let's please just pretend this never happened. Please?
*click*