Fandom Radio, Thursday, September 21

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"Howdy, peoples, this is Greg of the blue skin yesterday and the awesome hair always, and thank you all for not being the most talky people in the history of the world today.

Schooliness

So, first of all, congratulations to Marie, JD, Jamie, Tyler, Pippi, Layla, Peter who's my roommate, Peter who's English, my wonderful and beautiful girlfriend Isabel, Charlene, Alanna and Elizabeth. These people are your leaders this semester. I home you're all suitably terrified.

Anyways, Myth into thingy talked about stuff I can't pronounce and worked in groups. In Philosophy of stuff talked about nature and nurture, and Phoebe lingered after class to gossip about Bel with Dr. Wilson.

War Thingy talked about a war that has a long name, and Dance did line dancing, which is some of my favorite dancing ever. I should do the electric slide right here.

Ethics talked about rumors and played telephone. And from what I've heard, Seely has a thing for Peter who's English, I play in surf with Anders, and Parker licks goats. Interesting. Anders, we totally need to go freeze our asses off at the beach or something, now. But really, these others are more interesting. Can you imagine - Seely Pevensie. It just flows right off the tongue. Almost rhymes. And Parker, I...you know, whatever you do with your time is your thing, really.

And in Science!, we did frictiony things and then we went all tiny and stuff and played baseball and it was made of awesome.

Okay, in office hours, we had a whole bunch of teachers had them, but only Professor Sam and Dean's Daddy and Ms. Calendar had visitors. Also, the office itself was open.

And in the library, Angela and Rory talked about her teeny little doggie.

Finally, Naomi ate a bit of it all in the cafeteria.

Dorminess

So, this morning, Billy woke up in a sleeping bag on the roof. That sounds distinctly uncomfortable, dude. Why'd you sleep up there? Were you all dewy when you woke up?

Marty and Angela, meanwhile, got their snuggle on, while Bel and Phoebe had themselves a fight. But back on the snuggly side of things, John and Aeryn were dirty which is more than I needed to know, really. And in news that is neither snuggly nor fighty, Alec interrupted Dean's homework time.

Anyway, in the fifth floor common room, Nadia made empanadas, and she talked to Anders about teachers, and Pip wanted her to tame his cat. That sounds kind of dirty. Also, Pip was so very against any taste-testing of Nadia's cooking. Walter and Nadia are still good in spite of The, and they discussed Bel's bad day. Pip and Pippi shared an empanada, and Pippi and Walter were proud of Nadia, who talked to Pippi about, again, the hopefully non-dirty taming of Pip's kittycat.

Willow was cute with her boyfriend who Seely like, loves or something. Watch out, Willow. Seriously. And I met Luke, and then Bel stopped by. Z of course was there the whole time, as that's where she lives, but she slept through a lot of it. And Mac and Lavender hung out in the hallway on the fourth floor.

Nadia really did try to train Pip's kitty, and Alphonse visited the twins. Pip and Pippi had a date, and Dawn sent email and then Sam and she were all flirtastic.

Meanwhile, in the third floor, Chad and Weiss were monosyllabic at each other and Billy was absent-minded. Then Billy and Agnes were disappointed by the lack of weirdness so far, and Weiss and Agnes met speedily.

Agnes told Chad how she's not so happy with Dr. Wilson's classes, and Peter who's my roomie told Weiss that he owes the win to me, which he totally does, yes. Peter met Chad and confused Billy, and Agnes suggested that Peter juggle wolverines or something, which I think is a great idea, dude. And Conner and Teddy stopped by.

And up on the fifth floor, Peter who's English failed at cookies, and Bridge talked to him about how awesome the library aides are. Except Rory, who's uptight and probably tries to like, bite people who touch her books. And speaking of, she talked to Peter about cooking and then she and Bridge decided to go to Homecoming together. Good luck, Bridge. I hope she doesn't, like, trick you into thinking you're drunk or something.

Towniness

Sparky Repairs, Empire Records, All and Sundries, and Cafe Fina were all open but quiet.

Sakurazaki stopped by Luke's and then visited Barbossa's radio show before meeting a duck, the twins and Jude.

In Caritas, Billy had a Pepsi, Lana heard about Phoebe's fight with Bel, Anders brought cream puffs, and Sister Rosette and Wilson drank in the lounge.

And that's it from me, boys and girls. Keep an eye out for guys with weird names stealing your boyfriends, and keep your goats far away from Parker!"

Fandom Radio, Friday, September 22, 2006

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"Hey, folks. It's Eric Weiss again, spilling my manly guts about everything that's going on our island of weird. I'd like to start off with a personal message to all the potential lovebirds out there. If you're sitting and home, maybe thinking about that great date you had about a week ago, and wondering when you might have another one with the same person... Check your voicemail. It holds all the answers.

Enough of that, though. Let's move onto actual newsworthy stuff:

At Least Your Friday Afternoon is Free

Principal Washburn announces that Bel, Sam Carter, Schrodinger, and Billy will have detention with Ms. Frizzle. Welcome to the Science of Punishment. Is anyone else imagining Frizzle in black leather? Is anyone else grossly disturbed by this?

Jack Harkness take over Constant Vigilance this week, as he introduces alien species. And then he has the alien species introduce themselves, as members of the class pretend to be aliens and ask each other out. It's a little known fact that glow-in-the-dark bowling was invented by an Earthling trying to attract cosmic love. Another little known fact is that I just made that last part up. Phoebe has Bel-angst. Pheebs, look, this denial thing is crazy. Find yourself a nice guy who doesn't have random chemistry with every other guy not me on campus. It'll make things way easier. Jamie gathers the trash.

Prophecy lab talks palm reading. Everyone pairs up and reads each other's palms. Palm-reading can be a very intimate experience if you're doing it right. Bel and Blair get it. And hey, look -- Jamie gathers the trash.

Health. Stress Relief. Go. First there's a quiz on stress levels. JD lets everyone know that he's horny. Thanks for the info, dude. I'll pass it on to the appropriate parties. Then the class discusses stress management techniques. JD, you should listen here. It'll help with that problem you're having. Jamie, who is a trash-gathering maniac, gathers the trash.

Jamie proceeds to gather more trash at the office hours of Josh Lyman, Ms. Frizzle, Jessie Custer, Alianne, V, and Daniel Jackson. Oh and that cafeteria trash? Totally Madroxed.

Over in Days of Our FH Office, Bucky the Squirrel is in love. With a female reporter who is also a squirrel. Bucky can get lost, because it ain't happening, acorn-breath. ... Sorry, folks, that's just what I have written in the notes. Just in case you thought you could escape, Jamie collects the trash.

Stuff actually happens in the Library. Like, more than Jamie collecting the trash. Winchester and Winchester -- junior variety -- have good old-fashioned brotherly ribbing. That's the spirit, guys. Talk about manly things like... Homecoming. And boys in dresses. Why, Winchesters? Why have you failed me? Billy stalks around the library. Dude, just ask where the picture books are. Sam and Dawn are cute at each other. Intensely cute. Blindingly cute. Okay, not that cute. Alec wants a book on dinosaurs. There's a guy who's man enough to ask for the picture books. Way to go dude.

Students and the Dorms They Live In, This Week on Sally Joey Leonardo

In the Second Floor Common Room, Anders makes burgers. He fails to invite me. Jamie talks trash to Anders. Cameron smells meat. No comment. English Peter guy fears sharks will eat the weekend. They munch human flesh, dude, not time. Unless you're watching Teeth 3-D. You'll never see that time again.

Aeryn is working out on the punching bag. Jamie collects the trash and suggests that Darth Vader's just a whiny emo kid in need of hug. Yeah, right. I can see that happening. Hey, maybe he needs a date for Homecoming, too! Skywalker get his kicks from working with Aeryn. I crack myself up. Jim swings by, and Aeryn tells him the gym is the most normal place in the dorms. I think I'll be hanging out there more often now.

Isabel lets Bel know he's being dumb. The girl has no fear. I like it. Jamie collects her trash.

Apparently, Rory and Jaye discuss Homecoming. I don't have any more information than that, but I do suggest that if your voicemail has a message on it, you should check it. Not related, just saying. Jamie collects the freakin' trash.

Jim believes that Chad's bass-playing is not terrible. A solid endorsement. Jamie does a brand new dance... and it looks exactly like collecting Chad's trash.

Billy hangs out... by the ceiling. Jamie... wait. Jamie doesn't show up at all. Billy's trash festers. Sweet Jesus, thank you.

Willow and English Peter Guy go on a date. No further notes, but I'd like to add a soundtrack. Bow-chicka-wow-wow. Thank you.

In the evening, Jude's checking out the latest thrilling installment of Wormhole X-treme. He's into the whole audience participation thing, apparently. This is where I make a comment about how the characters on the television can't hear him, but this is Fandom. They probably can. Sleep with one eye open, Jude. Joxer does not want to be hung. There's no joke that won't make me sound like a douche. Suffice to say, Joxer's porn career has probably come to a premature end. Blair converts Joxer to a lifestyle of protesting and tofu. Setsuna is out of town for the weekend. Jude is sad. Blair's ADD kicks in and he starts talking about bones. Kaylee drops in and forgives Joxer for the naked girls in Myth. Waitwhatnow? I missed naked girls? I'm hanging out in all the wrong classes. Blair reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyomgsuperreallyreally likes River. Crazy loves company, apparently. Billy reveals he's doomed to the Frizz's S&M Detention Dungeon. Jamie... aw cripes. Jamie picks up garbage. I cannot win, I'm telling you.

Evie and Carmela have pie in the 5th Floor Common Room. Jamie picks up the trash. Eric Weiss installs an incinerator system in the dorms. Madrox is the first to go in.

Fandom, Fandom, It's a Wonderful Town. The School is Up and the Alcohol's Down. The Gremlins Ride in a Hole in the Ground.

Businesses that did no actual business today include Sparky Repairs, Empire Records, Cafe Fina, and The Clinic. That last one's probably a good thing.

Giles gets home. He and Dawn catch up. Rumors of cocoa and a roaring fire are unsubstantiated.

Lyman and Tex have a date at Ching Tai. I'm pretty sure Lyman survived the ordeal. I'm also sure that him having a date with Tex is, like, the worst idea ever.

A zombie gives GOB a black eye over in Caritas. Becky offers revenge... mostly because she's bored. Cally and Mac go on their first date. Neither get black eyes.

Well, that's all I've got right now, folks. Have a good night and check your voicemail.