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Fandom Radio, Friday, September 22, 2006
"Hey, folks. It's Eric Weiss again, spilling my manly guts about everything that's going on our island of weird. I'd like to start off with a personal message to all the potential lovebirds out there. If you're sitting and home, maybe thinking about that great date you had about a week ago, and wondering when you might have another one with the same person... Check your voicemail. It holds all the answers.
Enough of that, though. Let's move onto actual newsworthy stuff:
At Least Your Friday Afternoon is Free
Principal Washburn announces that Bel, Sam Carter, Schrodinger, and Billy will have detention with Ms. Frizzle. Welcome to the Science of Punishment. Is anyone else imagining Frizzle in black leather? Is anyone else grossly disturbed by this?
Jack Harkness take over Constant Vigilance this week, as he introduces alien species. And then he has the alien species introduce themselves, as members of the class pretend to be aliens and ask each other out. It's a little known fact that glow-in-the-dark bowling was invented by an Earthling trying to attract cosmic love. Another little known fact is that I just made that last part up. Phoebe has Bel-angst. Pheebs, look, this denial thing is crazy. Find yourself a nice guy who doesn't have random chemistry with every other guy not me on campus. It'll make things way easier. Jamie gathers the trash.
Prophecy lab talks palm reading. Everyone pairs up and reads each other's palms. Palm-reading can be a very intimate experience if you're doing it right. Bel and Blair get it. And hey, look -- Jamie gathers the trash.
Health. Stress Relief. Go. First there's a quiz on stress levels. JD lets everyone know that he's horny. Thanks for the info, dude. I'll pass it on to the appropriate parties. Then the class discusses stress management techniques. JD, you should listen here. It'll help with that problem you're having. Jamie, who is a trash-gathering maniac, gathers the trash.
Jamie proceeds to gather more trash at the office hours of Josh Lyman, Ms. Frizzle, Jessie Custer, Alianne, V, and Daniel Jackson. Oh and that cafeteria trash? Totally Madroxed.
Over in Days of Our FH Office, Bucky the Squirrel is in love. With a female reporter who is also a squirrel. Bucky can get lost, because it ain't happening, acorn-breath. ... Sorry, folks, that's just what I have written in the notes. Just in case you thought you could escape, Jamie collects the trash.
Stuff actually happens in the Library. Like, more than Jamie collecting the trash. Winchester and Winchester -- junior variety -- have good old-fashioned brotherly ribbing. That's the spirit, guys. Talk about manly things like... Homecoming. And boys in dresses. Why, Winchesters? Why have you failed me? Billy stalks around the library. Dude, just ask where the picture books are. Sam and Dawn are cute at each other. Intensely cute. Blindingly cute. Okay, not that cute. Alec wants a book on dinosaurs. There's a guy who's man enough to ask for the picture books. Way to go dude.
Students and the Dorms They Live In, This Week on Sally Joey Leonardo
In the Second Floor Common Room, Anders makes burgers. He fails to invite me. Jamie talks trash to Anders. Cameron smells meat. No comment. English Peter guy fears sharks will eat the weekend. They munch human flesh, dude, not time. Unless you're watching Teeth 3-D. You'll never see that time again.
Aeryn is working out on the punching bag. Jamie collects the trash and suggests that Darth Vader's just a whiny emo kid in need of hug. Yeah, right. I can see that happening. Hey, maybe he needs a date for Homecoming, too! Skywalker get his kicks from working with Aeryn. I crack myself up. Jim swings by, and Aeryn tells him the gym is the most normal place in the dorms. I think I'll be hanging out there more often now.
Isabel lets Bel know he's being dumb. The girl has no fear. I like it. Jamie collects her trash.
Apparently, Rory and Jaye discuss Homecoming. I don't have any more information than that, but I do suggest that if your voicemail has a message on it, you should check it. Not related, just saying. Jamie collects the freakin' trash.
Jim believes that Chad's bass-playing is not terrible. A solid endorsement. Jamie does a brand new dance... and it looks exactly like collecting Chad's trash.
Billy hangs out... by the ceiling. Jamie... wait. Jamie doesn't show up at all. Billy's trash festers. Sweet Jesus, thank you.
Willow and English Peter Guy go on a date. No further notes, but I'd like to add a soundtrack. Bow-chicka-wow-wow. Thank you.
In the evening, Jude's checking out the latest thrilling installment of Wormhole X-treme. He's into the whole audience participation thing, apparently. This is where I make a comment about how the characters on the television can't hear him, but this is Fandom. They probably can. Sleep with one eye open, Jude. Joxer does not want to be hung. There's no joke that won't make me sound like a douche. Suffice to say, Joxer's porn career has probably come to a premature end. Blair converts Joxer to a lifestyle of protesting and tofu. Setsuna is out of town for the weekend. Jude is sad. Blair's ADD kicks in and he starts talking about bones. Kaylee drops in and forgives Joxer for the naked girls in Myth. Waitwhatnow? I missed naked girls? I'm hanging out in all the wrong classes. Blair reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyomgsuperreallyreally likes River. Crazy loves company, apparently. Billy reveals he's doomed to the Frizz's S&M Detention Dungeon. Jamie... aw cripes. Jamie picks up garbage. I cannot win, I'm telling you.
Evie and Carmela have pie in the 5th Floor Common Room. Jamie picks up the trash. Eric Weiss installs an incinerator system in the dorms. Madrox is the first to go in.
Fandom, Fandom, It's a Wonderful Town. The School is Up and the Alcohol's Down. The Gremlins Ride in a Hole in the Ground.
Businesses that did no actual business today include Sparky Repairs, Empire Records, Cafe Fina, and The Clinic. That last one's probably a good thing.
Giles gets home. He and Dawn catch up. Rumors of cocoa and a roaring fire are unsubstantiated.
Lyman and Tex have a date at Ching Tai. I'm pretty sure Lyman survived the ordeal. I'm also sure that him having a date with Tex is, like, the worst idea ever.
A zombie gives GOB a black eye over in Caritas. Becky offers revenge... mostly because she's bored. Cally and Mac go on their first date. Neither get black eyes.
Well, that's all I've got right now, folks. Have a good night and check your voicemail.
Enough of that, though. Let's move onto actual newsworthy stuff:
At Least Your Friday Afternoon is Free
Principal Washburn announces that Bel, Sam Carter, Schrodinger, and Billy will have detention with Ms. Frizzle. Welcome to the Science of Punishment. Is anyone else imagining Frizzle in black leather? Is anyone else grossly disturbed by this?
Jack Harkness take over Constant Vigilance this week, as he introduces alien species. And then he has the alien species introduce themselves, as members of the class pretend to be aliens and ask each other out. It's a little known fact that glow-in-the-dark bowling was invented by an Earthling trying to attract cosmic love. Another little known fact is that I just made that last part up. Phoebe has Bel-angst. Pheebs, look, this denial thing is crazy. Find yourself a nice guy who doesn't have random chemistry with every other guy not me on campus. It'll make things way easier. Jamie gathers the trash.
Prophecy lab talks palm reading. Everyone pairs up and reads each other's palms. Palm-reading can be a very intimate experience if you're doing it right. Bel and Blair get it. And hey, look -- Jamie gathers the trash.
Health. Stress Relief. Go. First there's a quiz on stress levels. JD lets everyone know that he's horny. Thanks for the info, dude. I'll pass it on to the appropriate parties. Then the class discusses stress management techniques. JD, you should listen here. It'll help with that problem you're having. Jamie, who is a trash-gathering maniac, gathers the trash.
Jamie proceeds to gather more trash at the office hours of Josh Lyman, Ms. Frizzle, Jessie Custer, Alianne, V, and Daniel Jackson. Oh and that cafeteria trash? Totally Madroxed.
Over in Days of Our FH Office, Bucky the Squirrel is in love. With a female reporter who is also a squirrel. Bucky can get lost, because it ain't happening, acorn-breath. ... Sorry, folks, that's just what I have written in the notes. Just in case you thought you could escape, Jamie collects the trash.
Stuff actually happens in the Library. Like, more than Jamie collecting the trash. Winchester and Winchester -- junior variety -- have good old-fashioned brotherly ribbing. That's the spirit, guys. Talk about manly things like... Homecoming. And boys in dresses. Why, Winchesters? Why have you failed me? Billy stalks around the library. Dude, just ask where the picture books are. Sam and Dawn are cute at each other. Intensely cute. Blindingly cute. Okay, not that cute. Alec wants a book on dinosaurs. There's a guy who's man enough to ask for the picture books. Way to go dude.
Students and the Dorms They Live In, This Week on Sally Joey Leonardo
In the Second Floor Common Room, Anders makes burgers. He fails to invite me. Jamie talks trash to Anders. Cameron smells meat. No comment. English Peter guy fears sharks will eat the weekend. They munch human flesh, dude, not time. Unless you're watching Teeth 3-D. You'll never see that time again.
Aeryn is working out on the punching bag. Jamie collects the trash and suggests that Darth Vader's just a whiny emo kid in need of hug. Yeah, right. I can see that happening. Hey, maybe he needs a date for Homecoming, too! Skywalker get his kicks from working with Aeryn. I crack myself up. Jim swings by, and Aeryn tells him the gym is the most normal place in the dorms. I think I'll be hanging out there more often now.
Isabel lets Bel know he's being dumb. The girl has no fear. I like it. Jamie collects her trash.
Apparently, Rory and Jaye discuss Homecoming. I don't have any more information than that, but I do suggest that if your voicemail has a message on it, you should check it. Not related, just saying. Jamie collects the freakin' trash.
Jim believes that Chad's bass-playing is not terrible. A solid endorsement. Jamie does a brand new dance... and it looks exactly like collecting Chad's trash.
Billy hangs out... by the ceiling. Jamie... wait. Jamie doesn't show up at all. Billy's trash festers. Sweet Jesus, thank you.
Willow and English Peter Guy go on a date. No further notes, but I'd like to add a soundtrack. Bow-chicka-wow-wow. Thank you.
In the evening, Jude's checking out the latest thrilling installment of Wormhole X-treme. He's into the whole audience participation thing, apparently. This is where I make a comment about how the characters on the television can't hear him, but this is Fandom. They probably can. Sleep with one eye open, Jude. Joxer does not want to be hung. There's no joke that won't make me sound like a douche. Suffice to say, Joxer's porn career has probably come to a premature end. Blair converts Joxer to a lifestyle of protesting and tofu. Setsuna is out of town for the weekend. Jude is sad. Blair's ADD kicks in and he starts talking about bones. Kaylee drops in and forgives Joxer for the naked girls in Myth. Waitwhatnow? I missed naked girls? I'm hanging out in all the wrong classes. Blair reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyomgsuperreallyreally likes River. Crazy loves company, apparently. Billy reveals he's doomed to the Frizz's S&M Detention Dungeon. Jamie... aw cripes. Jamie picks up garbage. I cannot win, I'm telling you.
Evie and Carmela have pie in the 5th Floor Common Room. Jamie picks up the trash. Eric Weiss installs an incinerator system in the dorms. Madrox is the first to go in.
Fandom, Fandom, It's a Wonderful Town. The School is Up and the Alcohol's Down. The Gremlins Ride in a Hole in the Ground.
Businesses that did no actual business today include Sparky Repairs, Empire Records, Cafe Fina, and The Clinic. That last one's probably a good thing.
Giles gets home. He and Dawn catch up. Rumors of cocoa and a roaring fire are unsubstantiated.
Lyman and Tex have a date at Ching Tai. I'm pretty sure Lyman survived the ordeal. I'm also sure that him having a date with Tex is, like, the worst idea ever.
A zombie gives GOB a black eye over in Caritas. Becky offers revenge... mostly because she's bored. Cally and Mac go on their first date. Neither get black eyes.
Well, that's all I've got right now, folks. Have a good night and check your voicemail.
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She's have to give him her sympathies, next time they chatted.
[ooc: *loves to death and applauds*]
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What? The radio told her to. . . .
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