Fandom Radio. Tuesday, September 19

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Avast, me hearties, this be Seely "Three-Legs" Booth, bringing ye Pirate Radio on this most swashbuckling of days. Yarr.

Classes, which be taught on the high seas of learning.

On the good ship Criminal Justice we be building mousetraps to help keep the bilges free of rats, which our Cap'n be testing. I be telling Jumping Jack Harkness about me crew at Kappa Kappa Gremlin, Bel the Biter be telling Lukey of the Dunes that glitter be leading to boykissy, which Two-Teeth Petey Pevensie and River Buckler of Swashes be attempting to test. Petey, in case ye hadn't noticed River be a lass, not a lad. Gloved Bridgey be showing Lukey his "thinking position", I be hoping that not be dirty.

The rival crew of Biology be discussing celluar reproduction, and if any of ye fine lassies or wenches listening be needing a demonstration of reproduction, I be happy to help. They be doing labwork on mitosis which I hearing be a fine brand of grog. While the Red Witchy Wench Willow be talking about rats with Cap'n Reid.

Aboard Spies and Spying, we be looking over the origins of epsionage, before telling Cap'n Aly about the homework she be setting fer us last week, queryin' her orders, partnering up to pass secret messages while swabbing the decks, and I be a pirate. Which ye already knew, no doubt.

The HMS Acting be working on improv scenes, with partners no less. I be wondering if they be playing the tale of the pirate and the saucy wench. I be loving that one.

Literature in Action be discussing the importance of words, which don't be sounding very actiony. Cap'n Next then be ordering them to attack each other with words. I be pretending that ye squirrels just forgot the s, because a good cutlass be a much better weapon.

Humor unsurprisingly enough, be discussing humor, and be having a pop quiz.

Bloody Isabel be opening the library. She be talking to Cap'n Yomiko and Jumping Jack, before she be helping Evie the Terror of the Carribean in her quest for treasure maps.

Over in the Cap'ns' Quarters, Cap'n Lord Darth Vader, Cap'n Winchester, Cap'n Cale, Cap'n Adair, Cap'n Frizzle and Ship's Surgeon Wilson all be looking fer new cabinboys...or possibly holding office hours, the squirell who wrote this note be having very bad handwriting. And the office, which still not be telling me if I can plunder the She-Devil of the Sea Rosenberg's booty, be open.

Dorms, which be a veritable den of sin and debauchery.

Three lovely lasses, Layla the Terrible, Dread Pirate Pippi, and Laughing Lizzie the Throat-Cutter be having campaign posters up. Petey the Pony be having one up praising his sword. I believe this be calling fer a dirty.

This daybreak, the fourth floor common room saw Gwynnie the bold taking notes, she talking to Billy the Kidlet and Jude Iron Wheels

The fifth floor be seeing the Bonnie Marie baking, Bel be talking about bored rodents in his traps, before Fighting Phoebe be telling him she be leaving fer the weekend. Marie be meeting Naomi of Caped Horns, and then she be having Phoebe be enquiring after her good mood. Also enquiring after Marie be Shameless Shawn and Cannon Cam. Bel then be interrogating Cam about some wench who be named Veronica. Marie be expressing concern that I got meself gremlin bit, which not be the case. John Connor be making an appearance. Bridge be talking about his non-anniversary, poor lad, before being comforted by Crotch-Kicker Willow, the kinkiest wench this side of the Indian Ocean. Willow, who can be shivering my timbers anytime she be pleasing to, also be talking to Marie about homecoming, Bel about plants, Phoebe about witches, and meself about things which I'll not be repeating on air as I be a gentleman as well as a pirate.

Later in the day, Tootle Pip be discovering a new television network, he not be sleeping well on account of his cat...I not even be going there. Pippi and Nautical Nadia be waving to each other and Nadia be offering to show pictures of her thing. Be that dirty? Billy and Pip be boggling at the CW, which I be having no idea what that be. Pippi then be surprising Pip with a scowl, that never be a good sign Pip. Angry Alphonse be bringing about the end days by leaving his room, luckily the end days be having kittens according to these notes. Al be talking gremlins with Billy, and dates with the Lady of Lavender, who then be greeting Billy.

It also be Hardtack Hermione's birthday, and a happy birthday to ye, lass. John and Aeryn be adorable OH EM GEE. Nadia be kidnapping Cally's lemming, which be something I never thought I'd be saying. Mac the Fierce be explaining things to Cally, before Lavender be seeking her help. Willow and the Pony be cute, supposedly. Conner be running into a pi-rat, don't be asking me what that be. Luke be checking out Rory's literature, also interested in Rory's books be Faithful who be needing to be more assertive, and Parker, who be bored. Marie and Zuko be meeting on the roof, in a shocking turn emo not be seeming to make an appearance. Jude be playing video games, Matilda and Karou be writing each other, and John Connor be interfering with the democratic process, Sakurazaki, that be your poster he be defacing.

Tonight, Blackbeard Anders be eating pizza and watching girly television in the second floor common room. Stark Sabre be snubbing him in favour of pizza, not to be taking it personally Anders, as he also be snubbing Bel. Bel be telling Anders he be fighting with Phoebe, then there be bondage between Anders and Bel over pizza. Bel, think ye there might be a reason fer ye fights? Bel and Billy be glaring, it be most exciting I'm told. Billy's sense of humour not be affecting Anders as well as it might. Although his greeting with Stark be going slightly better. If by better ye mean monosyllabic. Angela the Red and Anders be talking about girly television, which Angela be surprised that Knifepoint Marty be enjoying, Angela lass, he be a boy, we all be liking girly television.

Joxer also be leaving stew out in the lobby, a twin and Pete Hutter both be eating it. That this be newsworthy suggests we be not feeding our squirrels enough.

Town, which be ripe fer pillaging, if not fer the fact that would be wrong.

Tough Teddy be opening Sparky repairs.

Cap'n Roslin and Adm'ral Harrington be exchanging pleasantries at the Perk, and be making plans to be talking more later.

Faithful be on the radio. Which be explaining all the fur on me equipment. That not be a euphemism.

Sister Rosette...we be having nuns on this island? Why no one be telling me this? Sister Rosette be worried about zombie treasure hunters. I just be reading the notes mateys.

Cafe Fina and All & Sundries both be open.

That be all the new that the squirrels be choosing to be giving me.

Hoping that tomorrow be finding ye as well as today be, and reminding ye to vote fer cool over wereponies in the elections, this be Seely "Cannon Pants" Booth signing off.

Fandom Radio, September 20

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Greetings, my fellow Fandom High students. And teachers. And administration. And townies. And people who don't really fit into a category. ...Fandomites? Whatever.


Edumacation

How many weeks left of classes? Ugh.

Political Campaigning talked about the message, and worked on their own. World Religions talked about the religions of China and Japan, Internet for Dummies talked about browsers, and the important thing to ask is WHY DOES FIREFOX KEEP CRASHING ON ME. Abby, Professor Abby, whatever you want me to call you, if you can figure this out, help me out, will you? And Jude thanked her for her letter, but seriously, Firefox?

We talked about the Declaration of Independence in US Government, where Willow and English Pony passed notes, and Pete asked Professor Lyman if he stops to breathe. I don't think he needs to anymore. Intro to Magic talked about centering and grounding, and Eric asked Professor Calender if magic is real. Here? Yeah. Anywhere else, I'm not so sure. We're special like that.

Astronomy talked about Mercury, and Hunting talked iron and salt. Alanna showed Conner her sword not dirty, Bel showed Jim that salt doesn't work on him, and boy would that have been an awkward meeting with the parents it that was wrong, Dawn and Cute Sam talked weapons, and Daddy Winchester got Bel to change forms. Oops.

Okay, like, everyone in the world, or at least all the teachers, had office hours. Aly had visitors, though. Also, the office was open.

Up in the cafeteria, Sak introduced herself to Naomi, who told Nadia and Billy about her mom, who she's worried about. And in the library, Bridgey told Angela about... okay, I'm not spoiling that, but hee. He and Rory talk about his first day on the job, helped Door, and talked to Pretty Sam about her bike. Which I still have to see sometime. Even if I never said that. I'm saying it now.



Living conditions

Jake was sketching but not sketchy in the second floor common room, and- okay, I have no idea which pronoun to use so I will keep saying "Jake". Nadia found out about Jake's changey appearancey thing, and Dawn met Jake, warned Jake off dating Dean- sing it, sister- and modeled. And outside, Cam and Anders took Joan for a ride. Joan, apparently, is a bike. So they're still apparently in dry spells.

Hunting class saw another Blair protest, where he and River were apparently cute, Daddy Winchester was oh so happy, Nadia suggested taking down The Man from the inside, which I hope is not literal, and Alanna told Blair off. The Doctor made him think, Walter traded a cookie for a book- go Walter- Layla found out about the protest, and Billy was all for it. Go, Blair! You have support!

On the fifth floor, Walter cooked, which of course brought all the boys and girls around. Nadia told him about all of today's convos, Bel and Walter bonded over TV blood and guts, and I don't know what's going on with Bel and Nadia being accusing and threatening at each other, but can I sell tickets to that show? Summer showed up and met Walter and Lavender, and pondered going evil. No, no, Summer, no evil. You could end up skanky and that way lies badness. Lavender didn't get why Blair's protesting Hunting, and Blair and Walter were really careful with that subject. Pippi decided that pies lead to getting stuck on the ceiling.

...

Anyway, Walter and Agnes met, Billy showed up, and according to my notes, there's something aboutConner having little balls. And now I'm going to snicker a lot.

Phoebe thought and Jack dreamed, and I have no idea how my notes know that. Blair and River had not just a date, but an "omg cute" date. River visited Pippi on the lawn, and Matilda visited the twins who are sick. So when everyone comes down with a cold? We know who to blame. Or thank, if it gets out out of taking a test or something.

Jim and Lana were coupley at the beach, Cute Sam, Dean, Dawn and Bridge worked on their Prophecy project and it's depressing seeing school stuff wander into the dorms. Will gets back, Jamie made TV plans with Aeryn, and then she made John hide under the bed. Nice going, Princess Folder Helmet. Teddy watched the news, and Greg visted Isabel. He is blue. ...I so don't want to know how that happened, but I'm sure there's a storage closet involved somewhere.



Random Crap That Doesn't Fit Anywhere Else Elections omg

That time of... semester again. I think I might have to collect one of each of the posters from the halls just in case someone actually runs for something and I can sell it on Ebay. Today that would give me Hi, Eric, Jamie, Marie, Sak, Isabel, Seely and Layla. Though if Seely ever runs for anything, I might want to wait until he makes the news for non-political stuff.

Tyler tried to get some love for Stickbug, and he and English Pony discussed, among other things, chocolate-covered turnips. Were you fresh out of beets? Nadia confronted Tyler on his platform, and Tyler doesn't deny his opponent Pip coffee. You're a better man than I am, Tyler. Also, I kind of fail at the man thing altogether. Isabel exhausted Tyler talking about her schedule, and I hear you. Except not. And she told English Pony about her wee kitten. Billy was not happy about Stickbugs, but when Jamies start singing protest songs? Sorry, gotta have some stickbug love.

Professor Lyman supervised the elections, and we all voted, right? Willow was there with cookies, and if that was a shifty way to get people to vote for English Pony, well, I totally would have voted for him. Nadia told Pippi what she wants to see change, Sak didn't care at all how people were voting, really, and Parker talked and talked to Professor Lyman. Pip asked Pippi some questions, Alanna hung out after the vote, and Professor Lyman explained to Billy why debates at this school are bad. Which, in my opinion, is because if it gets too heated, someone at this school is probably packing and takes off their opponent's arm. Hence why I sit in the audience with popcorn at all school events.




Out and About

Tex and our vice principal had a date. I feel so wrong saying that, like I should spend the night loofaing or something. Agatha came back to Sparky Repairs to find Teddy there, and Lana read at work. *sigh*

Chad did not read at work, and neither did Jude, Clark asked Rosette about her map at the Perk, Billy went to dinner at Cafe Fina, and Aziraphale was mopey in the park. So squirrels threw things at him. Anders asked him about his dreams, Billy who must be one of those duplicating people because wow he gets around, asked about the moping, and John Connor emoed with/at him. Next time I think the squirrels should throw glitter. I'll leave some here next week, promise.


On that note, I'm leaving you all alone to wonder why I don't actually carry glitter in my purse alr- *pause* *shuffles around* HA! I do have some. There you go, squirrels, I'm getting out of here.