Fandom Radio, Tuesday, July 18, 2006

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

RORY: Okay, hi, everyone! This is Rory and I'm here with a much, much better guest tonight than the mean and obnoxious people who were with me last night! Say hi!

AERYN: Hi.

RORY: You're so enthusiastic.

AERYN: I was before. It's all gone now. Now I'm normal.

RORY: As long as you don't poke at any random wounds you might be sporting, I'm happy.

AERYN: ...I don't think that will be happening.

RORY: Good. Because it was very upsetting. And icky. And ickily upsetting.

AERYN: I'd imagine so. Though really, it's only a knife wound... Do you just want to do this?

( Yes, she does. Not dirty. Why do all my cut tags lately say that? )

AERYN: Should we maybe end on that? Make sure everyone else is still picturing it?

RORY: Sounds good. No new mental imagery for any of you, mwahaha. Night, people!

AERYN: ...You just said 'mwahaha.' Good night.

RORY: It's my evil laugh. I'm trying it out. Anyway. Night for reals!

AERYN: *sighs*

*click*

[MUCH thanks to the wonderful can_be_more!]

Fandom Radio, July 19

[fates_jaye]

JAYE: Hi. Just me. I have no schtick, really.

HERMIONE: Then why am I here?

JAYE: Because it's a light day.

HERMIONE: That's not a very good explanation.

JAYE: Look, it was you or the wooden dummy and I haven't found my Dave voice yet.

HERMIONE: Well, I'm glad to know I come second to a wooden puppet.

JAYE: I considered stealing Aeryn's sea monkeys, too.

HERMIONE: *sighs* ...Did you bring the dummy?

JAYE: Just in case you got boring.

( cut omg like a cut thing )

HERMIONE: Wow. That's it, we're done at last.

JAYE: (in a high pitched voice) Will you go out with me?

HERMIONE: I will turn you into a teacup.