WTFH

Lacey: Hi there, Fandom! Enjoying your last few hours of peace before the new kids arrive?

Katchoo: No.

Lacey: When I address Fandom at large, please don't assume I include you in that.

Katchoo: Fine by me. She's Lacey, it's Thursday, now we do that thing. *fingers snapping*

Lacey: You live to take all the fun out of it.

Katchoo: *feedback* frikkin' straight.

( The relative calm before the newbie storm! )

Lacey: How's that for happy endings?

Katchoo: How about ending?

Lacey: Right. This is Lacey Burrows signing off on behalf of myself and the growly one. Enjoy your last few hours of un-newbie-interrupted sleep, Fandom!

Lacey: Good evening, Fandom! This is Lacey Burrows, and welcome to Thursday night on WTFH radio!

Katchoo: Wow, she didn't even try this week. Let's see if she remembers next week, huh?

Lacey: I have to keep you on your toes.

Katchoo: You're doing it wrong.

Lacey: Oooh, that's like one of those silly cat pictures with captions on the Internet, right? Can we do radio like that t --

Katchoo: FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD, LACEY, IT'S RADIO, YOU --

*conveniently timed thunk-CRASH of a microphone falling over and hitting the floor*

( No, radio doesn't come in LOLcat form, Lacey, because they still can't see you. )

Lacey: -- didn't know you could do that. That's not humanly possible, but since you're a squirrel . . . oh, we're on! Ahem. Good evening, everyone, and welcome to WTFH radio! This is Lacey Burrows, and thanks so much for voting for me and my cohost who hates it when I say her name on the air, but I keep threatening to just because it's -- aw, you should see the look on her face when I do it, it's kind of --

Katchoo: LACEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lacey: Oh, that look, right there!

*chittering*

See? The squirrels know what I mean.

Katchoo: Cram it and read, will ya? Stop staring at me like that. It's disturbing. And you. Get me some rum. STAT.

Lacey: Aww. Somebody have a bad day? You know if, you just got lai --

Katchoo: DON'T EVEN GO THERE, LACEY, OR I'M GONNA GAG Y -- FURBALLS. GET ME THAT RUM. NOW. AND THEN GET A ROOM, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

( Because they're not dysfunctional enough on a normal day. )

Lacey: Happy Thursday, everyone! Welcome back to WTFH! This is Lacey Burrows, the pleasant half of your broadcast team tonight, along with . . . oh, you know who.

Katchoo: Mmph. Yeah, yeah. Cut to the chase already, will ya?

Lacey: Excuse me. I haven't finished my introductory patter yet. You have to build up to --

Katchoo: ON WITH IT.

( And on with it we go, indeed. )