http://laceycantlie.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2009-06-11 10:29 pm

Fandom Radio, June 11

Lacey: Happy Thursday, everyone!

Katchoo:Happy happy giggle smile yadda yadda blah.

Lacey: What she means is she's happy to see you all too.

Katchoo: LACEY, FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S THE RADIO, NOBODY IS SEEING ANYTHING H --

*thunk*

OW! STUPID LITTLE --

*slosh*

'bout time. Geez.

Lacey: As I was saying, happy Thursday, everyone, and welcome to WTFH radio, with your hosts Lacey Burrows and --

Katchoo: *very pointed throat-clearing*

Lacey: -- my cranky cohost. Yes. I hope you're all feeling back to normal this week.

Katchoo: Speak for yourself. Or you know what? Don't. Just read.



Workshops, Less Hands-On Than Last Week . . . We Think

Lacey: First off, there was Fashion!

Katchoo: Yeah, she just made a stupid face to emphasize the question mark. Even though you can't see it. Now you know.

Lacey: Where they learned about picking inconspicuous outfits for alter egos. Dinah bribed Claudia with candy over kissing Priestly -- who by the way isn't in danger of being fired, Priestly, I'm so sorry about that -- and everyone paired up to dress each other. That's much more innocent-sounding this week. Jenny and Shilo both liked their clothes just fine, Fiona outfitted Arthur who was too busy . . . well . . .

Katchoo: Being Arthur.

Lacey: . . . to return the favor. Francine was skeptical about Dinah's choice of clothing, Claudia horrified Jo, which she seems to do to a lot of people, and Alice and Emma decided they didn't want to blend in. Good for you, girls. Assert your individuality! Culture Shock got a lecture on acceptance and gave examples from their own lives in Fandom. Peyton and Arthur were TAing from opposite sides of the room, and Arthur, Merlin, and Peyton all talked to Mr. Algren after class.

Katchoo: Etiquette was pretty . . . different today. Miss Bennet wasn't around when it started, so Wendy did a thing on modern social rules. Some really special ones. Made for some interesting discussion, and contributions to the list. Miss Bennet and Serena both had things to say to Wendy afterward. Magick on the Fly covered preloaded spells and had to come up with their own, and even on a normal day somebody's gonna think that's dirty. Savannah and Dojima did their TA thing, and Dojima got an alternate assignment since not doing magic kinda puts a kink in the whole doing-magic thing. Claudia was in the library and got bounced at by Sookie about her date with Zayne, and it's probably lucky for 'em that the library doesn't actually, I dunno, rise up and eat people for not being quiet. Don't try to tell me that conversation was in library-voice.

Lacey: Have you ever set foot in a library?

Katchoo: Just because I hate you all doesn't mean I'm illiterate, ya moron. I'M READING THE *FEEDBACK* NOTES RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, AND I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR HOW LONG NOW?

Lacey: Okay, okay, you've made your point. Constable Fraser and Doctor Jones the librarian had their office hours, undisturbed but not napping like Loki was, which got him laughed at by Veronica. Anakin was neurotic about something in his office, and hopefully Veronica dropping off gifts since she missed the baby shower, a visit from Professor Gibbs to talk about Ben and the teachers' spa day, and Joan dragging Rachel in for some help with shielding took his mind off it a little.

Katchoo: MORE RUM, FURBALLS. I need to cleanse the mental image of some of the teachers having a spa day from my brain.

Dorms, Which Might Not Be That Much Less Hands-On This Week. Teenagers.

Lacey: Wow. Not much going on in the dorms today. There goes that theory.

Katchoo: Eh, just Dinah in the salle to warm up for Tiny Creepy Kid flipping out and going emo on her. Oh god, she's emo now. Like she wasn't bad enough.

Lacey: Yeah, because you're such a ray of sunshine.

Katchoo: QUIET, YOU.

Lacey: Just an observation. No need to go all red in the face. She gets really, really red in the face when she --

Katchoo: LACEY!!!!!!!!!

Lacey: Anyway. Worf started packing after a call from home, and Jack Burton . . . is a lizard.

*chittering*

Again. Again, really? Shilo, nobody blames you for boggling, but good job figuring out it was him! Speaking of Shilo, though, she didn't have a pleasant time waking up from her nap, so it was nice of Fiona, who got a visit from Leto herself, to come by and make her tea.

Katchoo: Yeah, we're all just hangin' around holding our breath waiting for your opinion on stuff, y'know, Lacey. Ben who's kind of creepy too, just sayin', was trying to meditate in his room. That got him a visit from Rose looking for help getting in touch with a friend from home, Karla coming to apologize for last week, and Tiny Creepy Kid bringing his shirt back. God. Why'd I bother with the bucket of water? Merlin and his ears were trying to meditate too, so yeah, Tony Foster came to discuss the magical reserves, Shilo dropped in to tell him she has stuff to take care of at home, Karla . . . came to put his face back together and I'm not asking, and Dinah wanted to know what the deal was with him turning someone into a mouse and how he and Francine . . .

*slosh*

Geez. People are usually busier than this. This better not be some kind of calm before the storm crap.

Town, Where It's Business As Usual Except When It's Not

Lacey: Oh, be optimistic for once in your life. I promise it won't hurt.

Katchoo: I promise I'll make it hurt for you if you keep giving me advice.

Lacey: Your life must be so sad. Millie was down at Book Haven, where Fiona bought a book on mythology, and Haley and Peyton discussed the suckitude of life at Groovy Tunes. You mean Miss Crankypants here doesn't have a monopoly on that? Helen was keeping the horses' morale up at The Gig, Eve had a headache at York Gallery --

Katchoo: I have one every Thursday night and it's spelled L-A --

*thunk*

FRIKKIN' FURBALLS!

Lacey: That's what you get. A very dressed-up Lindsay was at Stark Industries until Tony as in the owner of the place sent her to Malibu with his laundry. Can I take your laundry to Malibu?

Katchoo: Oh god.

Lacey: Jen Walters was hard at work at Cabot and Associates, my cohost was smoking, probably glaring at people, and cranky, none of which is a surprise, at Strokes of Genius, Dinah practiced her TK at Covent Garden Flowers, and Maron danced around the shelves at Turtle and Canary. Hopefully without knocking anything down.

Katchoo: Daisy got flowers. Lacey's wearing that 'I wish someone sent me flowers' look. IT'S STILL THE RADIO, LACEY, IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK. Down at Luke's, Priestly failed at keeping the kitchen staff in line.

Lacey: It's okay, Priestly. Everybody has trouble with it sometimes.

Katchoo: See, if you'd trained 'em properly. Jon O'Neill was blasting super loud rock, according to the furballs' notes, at Guilty as Charged, 'cept the squirrels don't say if it was the good stuff or not. If I cared, I'd want to know. Irulan opened the Imperial Brim for the first time today, and Fiona . . . dropped in and told her that she doesn't eat. Oooooookay. Robin was late to work at Caritas, not that it stopped Vince from thinking the place is brilliant.

Lacey: Wow. You're right. It really was quiet tonight.

Katchoo: See, that's what I'm sayin'. I feel like I should worry.

Lacey: Naaaaaaaaaah. Well, since that's it for tonight, thanks for listening, folks! On behalf of Little Miss Crankypants and myself, this is Lacey Burrows for WTFH radio, and good night!