Fandom radio, Monday May 6th

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

Wait, why are you - oh, never mind. Yes, all right, I'll do it.

Hello, Fandom, Jon Sims here. The only thing I know happened yesterday was Boc going to J,GoB for his weekly cinnamon roll. Lydia was there, theoretically before church...er. no judgement, I promise, Lydia...and discussed the superiority of tea and the throwing of parties with Arden. Arden also discussed bringing Boc a pastry at his job, and Boc and Stark discussed days of the week.

Remy also spoke to Boc, mostly about pixies, and to Stark, who informed him about invasions. And he got respectfully looked at by Lydia, who then got to talking with him about differences between her time and now.

And that's it, I think, so...

*chittering*

Oh, right, yes. I was about at MHA in case of anyone needing a flat.

So, if you do, there you are. Otherwise, I hope everyone has a good week.

Fandom Radio, Tuesday May 6th

[afraid_of_marshmallows]

*door knocking*

Hello? *Yawns* I didn't order room service, I didn't know you could get--SQUIRRELS?! WHAT THE FFF--

*sounds of squirrely shushing*

Don't you shush me! But, like, what the--why are you here?! Wait. Is that radio equipment? Wait, you guys are here to make me do radio? Why?! You had to cross to an entirely different world! You couldn't just find literally anybody else on the island?!

*chittering*

What do you mean the necromancer can't talk and you couldn't find the vampire doctor? Why were you limited to those choices? It's a whole island full of people! You kidnap people all the time! Why the--oh. You were curious about Daventry. That makes sense. Well, get in here. If I'm gonna do a broadcast, I'm not doing it out in the hallway of the Daventry Inn in my pjs, for BLEEP's sake.

*sounds of movement, door closing, squirrely groans*

No, I'm absolutely not helping you. You carried this stuff all the way to my room, you can carry it a little farther. Also how is--wait, is the broadcasting light on?! For how long?! Since before you knocked? Leroy, I hope you miss the portal back to the island and have to stay in Daventry forever. Ahem. Hi, y'all, it's ya girl, Arden Finch, coming at you live from the Daventry Inn in Daventry because the squirrels tried to find a replacement, checked with two different people and then gave it up as too hard and decided to lug all this equipment to me. If you're saying to yourself, "That doesn't make sense, in fact, it's dumb as BLEEP, you would be correct. Anyway, I'm here bringing you yesterday's news today, even though I am, once again for incredulity's sake, not on Earth anymore.

( Daventry Radio )

That's it for the notes! I'm kicking the squirrels out so I can get a little more sleep before the tournament starts proper, but I'll leave you with this Whatta Man/Seven Nation Army ballroom cover mashup. Yep, you heard me. A mashup of Salt-N-Pepa's "Whatta Man" with "Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes, but as an orchestral ballroom cover. Enjoy that mindBLEEP, and have a good one, Fandom!