Fandom radio, Monday May 22nd

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

*chittering*

*trilling*

All right, if you insist. *sigh* We've got only the one note today, so even though it's from in town, the intern porg will be taking this one.

*extended, excited trilling*

For anyone who doesn't speak porg, Duke and Octavia surprised Lucifer with an in-home spa day.

*indignant trilling*

Yes, I'm sure you're quite good. Just consider me a translator. Now wish everyone a good day and say goodbye.

*trilling*

Fandom Radio, Tuesday (5/23)

[drumsticksandd20s]

What's up, Fandom? This is Steph, you just heard "Hy-Brasil" by Allison Russell, and this is WTFH, where we bring you nothing but the finest updates on stuff that happened here yesterday.

Like... what was going on in Workshops, Steph, I hear you say?

*trilling?*

Rhetorically.

*trilling!*

You're fine, my little porg pal. Anyway, Pizza! got a movie day and yes, the movie was about pizza. Aw. That was one of my mom's favorites. Blacksmithing Basics worked on using files to make the swords they were working on look more like swords. Underwater Basket Weaving went over swimming, which is probably a pretty important prerequisite. Galactic Field Trips went to Coruscant, which was.... certainly an experience, and WeirDON'Ts tried, and I must emphasize tried to learn about normal and not-weird music.

Mmmmm, can't relate.

There were -- you can guess from the sad porg noises -- no Dorms notes, so on we move to Town, where things were aggressively Canadian at Turtle and Canary for some reason, and Summer and Apu were talking about there being less Canadians around here than there used to be? Prompto was putting the finishing touches on some photography projects at the Photo Hut, and got the customary lunchtime visit from Liz and Noctra. Over at Diaz & Ass., Rosa was... uh... learning how to weaponize knitting needles. Apparently Miguel was a little confused by this too.

No idea who dumped most of the Magpie Emporium's dice out onto the floor and sorted them by type, but Vi and I had our work cut out for us getting them back into the correct sets.

*chittering*

Well, I mean, I can see the appeal in that kind of sorting, just not with my inventory, you know?

Steve McGarrett had the most scintillating phone conversation with the Bee Lady at the Trooper Station, I'm sure, and at the Devil's Nest, where Tiny was living dangerously by playing cards all through his shift in observance of National Solitaire Day... is that a thing? Of course it is, and Gladio tried to go toe to to with Tiny in a house of cards building competition.

Elsewhere -- awww, Steven and Watts were attempting to make biscotti to go with their coffee, in observance of how it's been a year since Watts moved in to his apartment and they first met. Stop being so cute, you two, I hate it.

Uh. That's a figure of speech, just... you know. So we're clear.

And of course, let's not forget the weekly dose of crab lore from the Clinic! Stabby was watching Crazy Crabs from Outer Space, which was a lesson for Stark in how there were actually movies about space crabs.

Stark, if Stabby wants to watch the sequel? I can hook you up, just saying.

Well, looks like that's it for me, so until next Tuesday? Have a good week, everybody.