Fandom Radio, Saturday, October 23, 2021

[sith_happened]

ANAKIN: Why am I here? Why didn't you kidnap one of the morning run people instead?

*chittering*

ANAKIN: Why does Steve Rogers have a miniature pony? *papers shuffling* Ah, it's in the notes, apparently, so let's start there. In classes, Steve informed the class that Tony was now a pony and made them come up with ideas on how to save the pony from a swamp monster who wanted to eat him. I'm pretty sure there wasn't actually a monster so let's move on. The Chocobros--I am not calling them that--taught their class how to carve pumpkins, and Stark had students watching a show about being a superhero rather than teaching anything useful. And in town, Yasha was weaving tiny pumpkins into flower crowns at the flower shop and before you ask, yes, Rory, I'm picking one up for you on my way home. Dwight was organizing a shipment he'd received from Boston. Since the notes weren't more specific, I'm guessing he got tea. Or potholes. Or angry football fans. Amaya took a break from setting up her new Etsy shop to make masks for a masquerade party. There was a party?

*chittering*

Those are the NOTES for that party? I thought that was trash from the rest of the week!

STARK: No, no, it's Saturday and I'm not Jaskier and someone is already here...and it's Anakin. No, why am I here?

ANAKIN: I think it's to cover the party I didn't go to?

STARK: Why am I being punished for you not going to a party?

ANAKIN: You're just lucky that way.

STARK: This is your fault, isn't it? You did this. Of course you did this. Fine. I'll talk about Margo and Eliot's party and then we can both leave. I hope.

ANAKIN: Well, now that you put that out there, we're probably stuck here until Jaye shows up.

STARK: You said that. I didn't say that. Someone will come rescue us if we need it. I think.

*long, awkward pause*

( And everyone in the world talked for a thousand years. )

Fandom Radio- Sunday, October 23

[fates_jaye]

Morning, all. This is Jaye, who didn't find Stark and Anakin here, so I'm deciding that they ended up crawling through a duct in order to escape. Prove me wrong.

And to add insult to their injury I am so, so sorry there's only a few town notes today. We've got Liz at the Perk working on a project, and Irene was definitely not hungover at the Perk, except for her discussion with Dwight about not being able to party like a kid anymore. But maybe they should have headed to Luke's, where Miguel was trying to take care of the hangover crowd.

Looks like that's it... wait, why are the squirrels with their paws cramped into claws glaring at me?