Fandom Radio- Sunday, August 30

[fates_jaye]

Good morning, Fandom! This is Jaye, with all the news that happened yesterday, as reported by squirrels who stalk you throughout the day. Totally normal thing that happens here and no, I'm not kidding. Take this as Exhibit A.

( welcome picnic radio! )

Fandom Radio - Monday, August 31st

[mother_forker]

Uuuuuuugh. Seriously! Who set me up with this? It’s Monday! I have no classes! I could have slept until noon and then watched tik tok all day! Bleargh. Fine. Let’s get this over with.

First? No classes. No library. No teachers sitting in their offices like nerds plotting against all of us in devious ways that will make my brain hurt. Or they at least paid off the squirrels.

Over in the dorm, Miles got all wet because he got a bunch of paint. Then he and Adora talked about the power of friendship.

*gagging noises*

Later that day, Astrid was in her room apparently cutting up library books which will probably make the librarian shirt his pants. But, hey, I say hooray for petty vandalism!

Then out on the deck, Maeve-the-human was taking a smoke break and was joined by Wayne. They talked about classes and alien shark hot tub mutant STDs.

Huh. Okay kids! PSA time! There is a clinic on the island and I believe the services are free. If you’ve been in an alien hot tub, go get yourself tested. And if any of you out there have hooked up with an alien shark, let me know who you are because I want forking details.

Over in town, my roomie Wèi dropped by the radio station to chat with Jaye Tyler. And then in the evening at the Devil’s Nest, Silver was diving into a long session of Wikipedia surfing.

All right. That’s it for me. I’m stealing some rum and going back to bed to make fun of people’s bad dancing on the internet.