Fandom Radio- Tuesday, July 28

[fates_jaye]

Hey, look, it's Tuesday again. This is Jaye, with news.

Let's start off at school, where Napping napped in the park, Jedi class ran an obstacle class, and Time Management managed time when waking up late.

In the dorms, Wayne made smiley face pancakes for Astrid. Not sure he planned to, but there were smiley faces anyway.

And in town, New Steve was bored at the trooper station, Beau learned about dinosaurs at the gym...

*long pause*

*chittering*

Oh! From Wikipedia. There weren't like, dinosaurs in the gym. That would be crazy. At Turtle and Canary, Summer found Apu walking around with a plant, and Eleanor decided to massacre her taste buds on a Squishy. And the Perk was popular, with Seivarden getting to meet the new mayor in the morning, and in the afternoon, Danny was sulking and told Kitty and Duke about how he got home finally and got yanked back.

And that's all my notes! Go forth with that knowledge!

Fandom Radio | Wednesday, July 29th

[studyingfear]

*a dog growling*

Tempting as it is to have you eat the squirrels, we're on air, Dark Nation. Heel.

*the growling subsides*

*reproachful chittering*

An apology? I think not. It was your ill-advised choice to come to a different universe to find someone to do radio. Was there truly no one on the island?

*chittering*

I don't actually care if they've all died. In the interests of removing the inebriated rodents from my presence as soon as possible…

*sound of papers being snatched*

School was in session. So glad I don't have to pretend to care about classes any longer. Swimming pretended they were mermaids who had to avoid giant crabs. Ah, teaching the useful lessons, I see. Chopped was making abominations from strawberries, chocolate milk, and carrots. There was another cooking class, Bake Off, which contemplated started a cake and finishing it next week with no mention of a freezer involved.

Vile.

Nothing occurred in the Dorms. Town is mostly about bars.

Wayne was uncovering mechanical disasters at Syndulla Scrap while at Covent Garden Flowers was beset by Astrid and her army of paper dolls. Groovy Tunes had Tisarwat listening to music.

The island is as productive as usual, I see.

There was a delivery of grass at Caritas. Rosa was less than impressed while Eleanor attempted to murder her tastebuds.

Devil's Nest picked up the literal devil at some point and he was playing the piano. Bit of a job downgrade, isn't it? Octavia and Duke were concerned about the devil. Of course they were.

*chittering*

Given the island, he's probably on some washed up redemption path. Waste of power, if you ask me. Next note.

Seivarden asked about the devil's weekend. Duke insulted the devil's musical tastes in a transparent attempt to check on him. Octavia got to hear about his waste of a weekend with college girls.

…Charming.

Now get out of my office.

[Sorry for missing radio last week. This week's radio brought to you by shiny new Rufus icons and Taylor Swift's surprise album drop, bless her.

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