Fandom Radio | Wednesday, December 18th

[bookbeltof_love]

Goooooooooooooooooood mooooooooooorning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is I, Nina, your darling and intrepid heroine and I'll get to the news super-fast but I just want to say, okay, so like, I was checking out my webseries this morning and for some reason Foomy has been replaced with a tiny Santa in all my videos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excuse me, island, but that had better not be something people off the island can see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And it had better go away tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've worked hard on Princess Ce'na and Sir Foomy's Adventures and I won't have you turning them into something about Santa and his wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmph.

Not that that's out of the way----------------*ostentatious paper rustling*

School is in finals week! Computer Science let us play with the Danger Shop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was the best though, like, I'm desperately curious to know how Beaker's Shop Class final turned out since, like, it was an obstacle course………….

………………

Though, like, really I get the feeling that most of every day is an obstacle course for Beaker…………

And Movie Class was super rude by wanting a written essay as a final exam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dorms were OHMYGOSH SIDON'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIDON HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He, of course, had to deal with eggnog in his tank--

*squirrels snickering*

Honestly, like, you are all so rude…………..

And Town was towning along about as well as anyone could with eggnog in the taps. Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rude, island!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stop making showers and washing our hands disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tisarwat was moping about eggnog at Groovy Tunes when Breq, like, came to see how she was doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eggnog-y, I'd guess?????????????????????? Do you like eggnog, Tisarwat?????????????? Even though it's not tea??????????? Miss Kitty was drinking eggnog at Caritas while Éponine was hoarding eggnog at the Post Office.

Last but, like, super not least was the most inept love triangle of all time going on at the beach with, like, Duke, his One True Love, Rey, and Octavia who I can no longer trust is just friends with him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After all, after last week, I'm still weeping for poor Shunsui!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*chittering*

What??????????? Huh?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*more chittering*

Oh, like, fine, I guess I can say what they were actually doing on the beach……………… Duke's One True Love, Rey and him talked about, like, how much they liked the beach and how Rey turns into a manta ray when she gets animaled by the island!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Octavia and Duke talked about, like, the holidays and Duke invited her to a thing for them but, like, it sounds like a party and not a date so I guuuuuuuuuuuuess it's okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay…………..

*giggling*

Fandom Radio, Thursday (12/19)

[filleauloup]

What's all this now? What happened to the usual -- oh, well, so long's there's rum I don't much care. I'm not that hard to please, I'm not.

Anyhow. G'morning, everyone! This is Éponine, and I suppose I'm reading you the notes for the day, and getting paid in tiny bottles of booze for my trouble. It's a fair trade, 'f you ask me. Not to mention, I keep getting these adorable tiny chocolate wreaths when I point at things, and those are nice too.

*chittering*

What d'you mean, just goes to show I've got no manners? You're just being ridiculous, that's what you are.

Let's start with School, shall we? Ethics had a final exam, and this note says it was a real one, with actual questions. I s'pose So You Want to Be a Pirate -- me, I'd have taken a class like that if I could -- had an actual exam too, if getting attacked by coconut pirates counts. Well, one could say it was certainly a test, yes?

*chittering*

Well, I thought it was funny, so there.

And over in the library, it seems Elisabeth, the girl who works there on Wednesdays, turned into a ... very large booklouse. As one might very well do in Fandom, yes.

Nothing doing over in the dorms, but in town Iris was awfully busy indeed over at Pick Your Poison, what with it being a week before Christmas and all. I know the feeling, I've got to say. Over at the docks Larceny was awfully upset at all the television programming having reindeer and Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus and all the Christmas elves, only she thought they were clowns and Duke had to explain Christmas to her, including the bit about being born and where babies come from.

I s'pose that doesn't make much sense if you're not familiar with Christmas, but it really does follow logically, funny as that sounds.

And that's all I've got today, so I'll just take some of this rum and be on my way, shall I? Try to have a good day, and be sure to point at things if you've a mind to enjoy plenty of chocolate.

[[... IDK, man.]]