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fandom_radio2019-12-18 11:34 pm
filleauloup) wrote in fandom_radio2019-12-18 11:34 pm
Fandom Radio, Thursday (12/19)
What's all this now? What happened to the usual -- oh, well, so long's there's rum I don't much care. I'm not that hard to please, I'm not.
Anyhow. G'morning, everyone! This is Éponine, and I suppose I'm reading you the notes for the day, and getting paid in tiny bottles of booze for my trouble. It's a fair trade, 'f you ask me. Not to mention, I keep getting these adorable tiny chocolate wreaths when I point at things, and those are nice too.
*chittering*
What d'you mean, just goes to show I've got no manners? You're just being ridiculous, that's what you are.
Let's start with School, shall we? Ethics had a final exam, and this note says it was a real one, with actual questions. I s'pose So You Want to Be a Pirate -- me, I'd have taken a class like that if I could -- had an actual exam too, if getting attacked by coconut pirates counts. Well, one could say it was certainly a test, yes?
*chittering*
Well, I thought it was funny, so there.
And over in the library, it seems Elisabeth, the girl who works there on Wednesdays, turned into a ... very large booklouse. As one might very well do in Fandom, yes.
Nothing doing over in the dorms, but in town Iris was awfully busy indeed over at Pick Your Poison, what with it being a week before Christmas and all. I know the feeling, I've got to say. Over at the docks Larceny was awfully upset at all the television programming having reindeer and Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus and all the Christmas elves, only she thought they were clowns and Duke had to explain Christmas to her, including the bit about being born and where babies come from.
I s'pose that doesn't make much sense if you're not familiar with Christmas, but it really does follow logically, funny as that sounds.
And that's all I've got today, so I'll just take some of this rum and be on my way, shall I? Try to have a good day, and be sure to point at things if you've a mind to enjoy plenty of chocolate.
[[... IDK, man.]]
Anyhow. G'morning, everyone! This is Éponine, and I suppose I'm reading you the notes for the day, and getting paid in tiny bottles of booze for my trouble. It's a fair trade, 'f you ask me. Not to mention, I keep getting these adorable tiny chocolate wreaths when I point at things, and those are nice too.
*chittering*
What d'you mean, just goes to show I've got no manners? You're just being ridiculous, that's what you are.
Let's start with School, shall we? Ethics had a final exam, and this note says it was a real one, with actual questions. I s'pose So You Want to Be a Pirate -- me, I'd have taken a class like that if I could -- had an actual exam too, if getting attacked by coconut pirates counts. Well, one could say it was certainly a test, yes?
*chittering*
Well, I thought it was funny, so there.
And over in the library, it seems Elisabeth, the girl who works there on Wednesdays, turned into a ... very large booklouse. As one might very well do in Fandom, yes.
Nothing doing over in the dorms, but in town Iris was awfully busy indeed over at Pick Your Poison, what with it being a week before Christmas and all. I know the feeling, I've got to say. Over at the docks Larceny was awfully upset at all the television programming having reindeer and Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus and all the Christmas elves, only she thought they were clowns and Duke had to explain Christmas to her, including the bit about being born and where babies come from.
I s'pose that doesn't make much sense if you're not familiar with Christmas, but it really does follow logically, funny as that sounds.
And that's all I've got today, so I'll just take some of this rum and be on my way, shall I? Try to have a good day, and be sure to point at things if you've a mind to enjoy plenty of chocolate.
[[... IDK, man.]]