Fandom Radio, Sunday, September 8th

[so_hawkward]

Hey everyone, this is Clint Barton and... yeah, getting greeted by a gremlin is no less weird than dealing with the squirrels. If I say I miss the squirrels, maybe that'll take some energy out of their protest? I can only hope. For now, I apologize for the speed with which I'm going to read these notes today.

Over at the school, Evie was at the library trying to figure out why she heard movement in the shelves. In town, Hannibal and Sparkle went on a trip to the mainland, and Seivarden discovered a little too late that the flowers at Covent Garden Flowers were shooting glitter. Tisarwat stopped by to meet Seivarden, and they talked about they've both experienced in Fandom so far. Breq had a "Now Hiring" sign up at Groovy Tunes, and Miguel had actual normal specials going on at Luke's.

In the evening, Miguel also threw a party down at the beach. Rosa congratulated Verity on her engagement, and Miguel and Rosa talked about how nice it was to have a chance to be bored recently, and how Rosa's first week of class had gone. Duke flirted with Rosa like a brave, brave man, and Rosa also talked to Liam about the engagement. Miguel congratulated Liam while Jack wanted to know about the ring Verity got Liam, and Beau sprayed Liam with champagne, which is how you know it's a real party. Beau and Verity talked about wine drinking vs. trying-to-get-drunk drinking and Beau and Miguel tried to figure out how long it would take before the group drank all the alcohol. Miguel welcomed Duke to the Drunk and Bored club now that the island isn't insane and people have time to be bored, and Liam tried to see how many weird Fandom things he'd been exposed to already. Duke and Beau talked about how they ended up in Fandom, Duke told Jack he's just happy to not be the only one weirded out by Fandom's antics, and Jack and Miguel got caught up with each other.

And that looks like all the notes so... yeah, I'm getting out of here while I'm still safe. Have a good week, everyone.

Fandom Radio, Monday, September 9, 2019

[heroic_jawline]

Hello again, this is is Steve Rogers and...several gremlins in neckties. That's new. Let's just get to the notes before they bite me--

*gremlin snarls*
*sounds of chomping*
*two minutes of dead air*
*Blue's Clues theme music*

Oh, okay! So to play Blue's Clues we gotta find a---

*awkward pause*

Pawprint! Right! Because that's the first--

*even more awkward pause*

Clue! And we have one right here!

In the books that were hiding during Owen's shift. Yeah! And we put it in our notebook because they're who's clues?

*yeah, nothing*

Blue's Clues! Atton had a coffee at the bar, but that's not a clue because coffee and bars are not appropriate for kids! Ooh, our second clue is a pancake at Luke's! Even though Kanan wasn't there, Jack and Fjord were there. Everyone say "Fjord" with me, okay? Fjooooooooord.

*silence*

I think we need that song again, right? We put it in our notebook because they're who's clues?

*so much silence. So much*

Blue's Clues!

Mail time...mail time...MA-I-L TIIIIME!
*jaunty yet terrifying mail-themed song, sung with great vigor by Steve*

What's in the mail today? Oh. It's a...mean note about Rey because she made the gremlins watching her feel bad about just doing their jobs, and that's not very nice. And kind of strange, for a kid's show.

And our final clue was in the library with Lana! It's a...labor manifesto!

I was not expecting that. But we're sitting in our Thinking Chair and think, think, thi-i-nk! Cause when we use our minds and take a step at a time, we can do anything that we want to do! Okay, it's clue time! We have books, pancakes, labor manifesto.

Books. Pancakes. Labor manifesto.

*awkward pause*

♪♪ We can't figure out Blue's Clues,
We can't figure out Blue's Clues,
We can't figure out Blue's Clues,
Because they're really WEIRD! ♪♪

*click!*

[OOC: I REGRET NOTHING. Thanks to Bella for the amaaaaaazing song ending for this bit of crack.]