Fandom Radio, Saturday [1/16]

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An' apparently 'm back. Who knew I had a fan-club of furry little drunks?

*happy chittering*

Yes, I'm sharing that bottle I brought, what you got here is shite. Hello, Fandom, it's John Constantine, and here's today's dose of gossip.

The little darlings had SCHOOL of course. The road rage-ers of Drivers Ed rode bicycles, American History got started with major events of the 1900s -- mate, I think maybe you need a six-pack and a crash course on the telly -- and Bob's bunch of misfits in Defending Yourself Against Magic talked about different ways to beat magic -- good luck with that one, kids -- while Lucille's was getting distracted by the books I've got in the library. Just wait, Lucy, I've got more on order, too.

Over in TOWN, Four -- what kinda name is 'Four,' anyway? -- Four was finding kiwis in ever drawer at Stark's. The squirrels underlined 'every drawer' a few times, so I'm guessing there were a lot. Hang on, mate, we'll find some mixed drink to use 'em in. Parker was in charge at Luke's and was timing everything the kitchen staff did. Sounds like some creepy type of micromanaging to me, I don't blame the staff for freaking out. Then Sparkle came in for dinner and asked if Parker was writing down recipes of taking notes on people. Maybe more of that fiction I hear kids are writing about Skywalker? Anyway, he takes up her suggestion of the cheesy dip asked if she's got any blackmail on the diner staff yet. Sparkle, I feel like you learned something in my class."

Over in the DORMS, Isabela used her slack-day to write a pirate romance story, and Laura Kinney was laying on her bed-- guys, unless she's legal, I don't need to be reading what a high school girl is doing in her bed. That's how I get fired and Zoe puts my head on a pike.

That's all the gossip that's fit to spread. Cheers to you, Fandom.

Fandom Radio- Sunday, January 17

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Morning, all. It's Gwen with your Saturday news way too early, why do the squirrels hate me.

Nothing in school, aside from Obi-wan having Eggsy do detention before cleaning out eopie?- that's not a word. He had to clean out pens, there. In the dorms, Lucille was playing piano in the rec room, and Mabel complimented her and then they ended up in a fight when they tried to share the room for karaoke and piano, and that is an amazing thing I just had to read. Over in town, Hannibal was composing music on his harpsicord, and the squirrels are obviously screwing with me, because no one does that. Sparkle came to catch up, and see, that's a thing people actually do.

Dani apologized to the horses at the Gig because she hadn't been around, and Jono was at work at Groovy Tunes when Envy- great name- came by to congratulate him on his part of the rash of engagements and to tell him about her new boyfriend who is psychic because he's vegan. .....I....

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Um.

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You know what, I'm just gonna go. *dead air*