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WTFH, Friday
Friday, January 15th, 2016 10:33 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
suitably_heroicHey, Fandom. Congratulations, you've made it to the end of another week. Try not to die before the weekend. Trust me, the paperwork is hell on us teachers.
Anyway, in school, Oh the Humanity ran off to the beach on Mexico. And something about ruins. Okay, guys, you don't go to ruins on a vacation, all right? That never ends well. Instead of ruins, Around the World decided to take the kids to Oktoberfest - isn't that where they do all the drinking? - where all the students decided en-masse that climbing a mountain was preferable to trying to bake a cake, and then they either ate a ton of sausage or hauled beer around. Are you okay, Skywalker? Anyway, at the end of the road everyone checked in and apparently at least one kid got detention.
Well. That could've gone worse, I guess.
In Hitting Things, the students hit things in an obstacle course. Or they hit an obstacle course. I'm not sure. Maybe that was why the books in the library were so sad, or something.
The dorms saw a sudden glut of randomly appearing parsnips to torment that Dante kid, while Skaar decided to hit the salle with his big freaking sword. No word on whether the salle is still standing. Rey admired his technique and then they had the Fandom Is Weird discussion. Ah, the fresh, naive smell of newbies who haven't nearly seen anything yet.
Finally, in town, Sparkle's new minion curled up with a blanket on the job at Demon Marcus. At the Perk, Kitty spent some time planning her wedding, and wasted absolutely no time in enlisting Eliot to do wedding envelope stuff for her after he showed up to complain about everyone getting married all of a sudden.
Are they? I don't know anybody. Besides Kitty.
*chittering*
Congratula--
*chittering*
To Leroy? Are you nuts?
*chittering*
... no, I'm not bringing nuts. Go away. The final bit of news - maybe the most exciting bit of news - for today is that Jess finally discovered why the coffee maker drained so much power: it makes coffee from space. Remind me never to drink coffee at the Trooper station. Ever.
*chittering*
You haven't seen what goes in space. I have. Fandom! Have a good Friday! Remember the part about not giving your teachers any more paperwork!
Anyway, in school, Oh the Humanity ran off to the beach on Mexico. And something about ruins. Okay, guys, you don't go to ruins on a vacation, all right? That never ends well. Instead of ruins, Around the World decided to take the kids to Oktoberfest - isn't that where they do all the drinking? - where all the students decided en-masse that climbing a mountain was preferable to trying to bake a cake, and then they either ate a ton of sausage or hauled beer around. Are you okay, Skywalker? Anyway, at the end of the road everyone checked in and apparently at least one kid got detention.
Well. That could've gone worse, I guess.
In Hitting Things, the students hit things in an obstacle course. Or they hit an obstacle course. I'm not sure. Maybe that was why the books in the library were so sad, or something.
The dorms saw a sudden glut of randomly appearing parsnips to torment that Dante kid, while Skaar decided to hit the salle with his big freaking sword. No word on whether the salle is still standing. Rey admired his technique and then they had the Fandom Is Weird discussion. Ah, the fresh, naive smell of newbies who haven't nearly seen anything yet.
Finally, in town, Sparkle's new minion curled up with a blanket on the job at Demon Marcus. At the Perk, Kitty spent some time planning her wedding, and wasted absolutely no time in enlisting Eliot to do wedding envelope stuff for her after he showed up to complain about everyone getting married all of a sudden.
Are they? I don't know anybody. Besides Kitty.
*chittering*
Congratula--
*chittering*
To Leroy? Are you nuts?
*chittering*
... no, I'm not bringing nuts. Go away. The final bit of news - maybe the most exciting bit of news - for today is that Jess finally discovered why the coffee maker drained so much power: it makes coffee from space. Remind me never to drink coffee at the Trooper station. Ever.
*chittering*
You haven't seen what goes in space. I have. Fandom! Have a good Friday! Remember the part about not giving your teachers any more paperwork!