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WTFH Radio, Friday
Friday, June 5th, 2015 10:57 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
seeks_truth*loud chittering*
He did not.
*chittering*
Mage. I know you are avoiding your responsibilities. I will not forget this.
*disgusted noise*
But since I am alone, I shall read these notes. During school hours, Brian taught his students how to drive their machines backwards and stop them without causing injury. I suspect this is a necessary lesson for many of you. Day After Doomsday saw Hardison wrestling with the Danger Shop and losing. Instead, it apparently chose to act of its own accord, confronting the students with-- Ugh. 'Giant gummi bears'? At least offer them genuine bears. That would be sporting. Soon after, the Danger Shop chose to assault the students with something I am informed is similar to the Blight. They were given only-- plants?
You are not serious.
*chittering*
You are serious. There is not enough ugh in this world. In the end, the students fought their way through a postapocalyptic Washington DC, which I assume came to be after the Blight took your entire East Coast. You should train your warriors better, America. Though I suppose you are lacking in Grey Wardens.
Professor Cara had us fight off huggy bears, and I will speak no more of it. Finally, the library was staffed by Cosette, who appears as distracted as Face ever is.
The dorms were quiet, seeing only Ronan entertaining his bird. Town saw a small range of strange occurances, such as the echoing humming at Edward's post office shift, and the vibrating black metal during Lottie's time at Groovy Tunes. I would kindly suggest you invest your coin in other metals. This does not sound particularly useful in battle. Finally, Caritas saw professor Cara experimenting with drinks, a habit in which Tino was not allowed to share.
I have met Tino. This seems wise. Now I will take my leave--
*chittering*
--no, I do not appear nervous. I am merely doing radio.
*enthusiastic chittering*
Ugh.
He did not.
*chittering*
Mage. I know you are avoiding your responsibilities. I will not forget this.
*disgusted noise*
But since I am alone, I shall read these notes. During school hours, Brian taught his students how to drive their machines backwards and stop them without causing injury. I suspect this is a necessary lesson for many of you. Day After Doomsday saw Hardison wrestling with the Danger Shop and losing. Instead, it apparently chose to act of its own accord, confronting the students with-- Ugh. 'Giant gummi bears'? At least offer them genuine bears. That would be sporting. Soon after, the Danger Shop chose to assault the students with something I am informed is similar to the Blight. They were given only-- plants?
You are not serious.
*chittering*
You are serious. There is not enough ugh in this world. In the end, the students fought their way through a postapocalyptic Washington DC, which I assume came to be after the Blight took your entire East Coast. You should train your warriors better, America. Though I suppose you are lacking in Grey Wardens.
Professor Cara had us fight off huggy bears, and I will speak no more of it. Finally, the library was staffed by Cosette, who appears as distracted as Face ever is.
The dorms were quiet, seeing only Ronan entertaining his bird. Town saw a small range of strange occurances, such as the echoing humming at Edward's post office shift, and the vibrating black metal during Lottie's time at Groovy Tunes. I would kindly suggest you invest your coin in other metals. This does not sound particularly useful in battle. Finally, Caritas saw professor Cara experimenting with drinks, a habit in which Tino was not allowed to share.
I have met Tino. This seems wise. Now I will take my leave--
*chittering*
--no, I do not appear nervous. I am merely doing radio.
*enthusiastic chittering*
Ugh.