Fandom Radio, Wednesday, May 20th

[gavegoodface]

*assorted noises that sound remarkably like an indignant bird being ridden by a squirrel*

*various crashing sounds*

Well, that's one way to start your morning. Hey, who's the new guy? He's kind of odd-looking.

*irritated chittering, followed by more crashing*

Probably because he's not a squirrel...or a guy.

( This shall surely end well... )

Fandom Radio, Thursday, May 21st

[geniuswithasmartphone]

Look, I think it's cute how y'all think this is a thing now, but I'm here to break it to you: it ain't. This ain't no regular, Thursday mornin' thing we got goin' on here. Third time is the last time, you hear me. If I catch y'all in my house next week, Luke's gonna have a fricassee squirrel special, see if it won't.

Don't look at me like that. I ain't kiddin'. I bet Megabyte would love to go squirrel huntin'. An' it's fine. Don't start none, won't be none an' I can enjoy a nice, restful Thursday mornin' preparin' for class.

( The Radio Program Job )

Whatever you damn rodents! I didn't wanna drink after y'all anyway! You nasty! Nasty! So there are two more notes an' I'mma finish 'em an' go home an' drink my own alcohol. Cosima was at Stark Industries, workin' on some kind of diabolical brainteaser. Good job not just askin' the AI for answers, Cosima, I'm proud of you. An' Kenzi was at Luke's where she'd apparently struck some kind of deal with Parker. Wait. What deal? No way, I need more information than this! The island needs more information that this! Dammit, squirrel, come back here I need to ask you--!

*The sound of a door slamming and then dead air*