Fandom Radio, Monday, March 30th

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I know, I know, I'm late. I'm not feeling well. Maybe I need to go to the clinic after all. For some reason I'm feeling unbearably...chipper today. It's not natural. It's not right.

*chittering*

I know, right? I can't even threaten you right now. I want to go back to my room and fling open the windows and clean or something. Please, just kill me now.

*snicker-chittering*

All right, so what's going on today? Breaking news: teddy bear assaults are on the rise. Ronan and Eliot were both victims. When will this reign of terror end?

The clinic was open for any who needed it, complete with Stark's cookies and tea, which Drac got to enjoy. Anders was watching adorable cat videos at the Magic Box, while Atton was cranky at the Perk. Kathy and Nikolai met up for ice cream, Nikolai's treat, and he asked her about what item she was stupid enough to buy from that stupid store.

*chittering*

Yeah, yeah, I was stupid enough, too.

Nikolai and Eliot discussed the wisdom of getting out of this place, and Kathy apologized for stealing Eliot's harddrive. Allie joined the ranks of the teddy bear ambushed while Parker checked out her form. Over at Caritas, Irene was another teddy bear victim. While she insisted she wants nothing to do with the bear -- a feeling I can get behind -- Kitty thought it was adorable. Tony and Kitty discussed different versions of themselves -- I'm not sure what that means and I'm pretty sure I don't want to know, do I? Jessica bought Tony a drink while they swapped alien invasion stories, and Clint was not a teddy bear fan, either, but Kitty wanted to keep it. Run, Clint, run.

So that's it for today, and now I'm going to go take a walk in the sunshine because it's a beautiful day out and oh god just kill me now.