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Fandom Radio, Saturday Morning - 5/17
Saturday, May 17th, 2014 08:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
abitlowkeyLoki: It is, once again, another wonderful Saturday morning. Good morning, peoples of Fandom!
Alex: Yes, good morning! Let’s get this show on the road. I’m Alex, he’s evil, this is your moderately intrusive radio broadcast for the day.
Loki: I'm not evil! You're rude.
Alex: They can both be true.
Loki: Just read your notes, Ares-son.
Alex: You’re also rude, by the way. In school, Career Choices met at a TSA checkpoint to find out if being a drug mule is the career for them. Iiiiii'm gonna say no. The teachers talked, and Kathy was like WTF and Joker took a picture of her. Then the students had to smuggle flour past the TSA, which is at least easier than the real thing. I mean, I guess, I have no real experience with this. Barry made a pinata out of the balloons, which seems like a reasonable response, and Anders isn't from around here, 'cause he thought he could hide the flour in his boot like you get to keep those on or something. Joker had to be patted down 'cause he'd set off the metal detector, so that was a snag. Then Pam and Cheryl were there for the students to ask such questions as 'why?' Community Service and You met outside the school gates for a bake sale! Aw, I missed it. Bruce gave them a pep talk and wore business casual, and the squirrel seems really freaked out by this. Then they sold baked goods and again, I missed it, boo. The TAs were there for the talking to, as was Bruce, who, again, nobody freak out, was not wearing a tie. Teamwork for Jerks was about conflict resolution, so everybody was assigned a conflict with the person next to them and then they had to report back on what they'd learned and-slash-or talk to the teacher or the TA.
Loki: Conflict with someone with whom you work? How utterly relevant.
Alex: Touche. They went on a quest across a fake Preserve in hero class, which was supposed to be easy from the lecture but maybe not so much? They walked through the Preserve until they met a woman whose friends had been captured by bandits. So it sounds like they could help her or maybe not get cake, which blows. Then they met some small helpless animals whose home had burned down and a peasant family whose sheep were missing. And then at the end Cara explained the point of all this and they maybe got cake. And now I really want cake. Oh, and also Cara and Surreal were there for talking to purposes or whatever. Cake!
Loki: I would not be opposed to cake… In town, we have Elphaba at Groovy Tunes where she spoke with Jono concerning her setting thing on fire and veganism. Seifer was also by, recognizing her from his time here at school. So many returns, it would seem. At the Trooper Station, Kitty stopped by to discuss trips home and to dance classes. At Dite's, Hannibal stopped by to discuss condoms with Sparkle and how Anakin did not like him. I must wonder how connected those two things are.
Alex: They’re probably totally related, based on our reporting track record.
Loki: We ought to start a graph for these things.
Alex: And get cake.
Loki: Just as long as it is not a lie. I would be most cross were it a lie.
Alex: I bet the cake at the God of Biscuits’ is not a lie. To Jeff’s!
Alex: Yes, good morning! Let’s get this show on the road. I’m Alex, he’s evil, this is your moderately intrusive radio broadcast for the day.
Loki: I'm not evil! You're rude.
Alex: They can both be true.
Loki: Just read your notes, Ares-son.
Alex: You’re also rude, by the way. In school, Career Choices met at a TSA checkpoint to find out if being a drug mule is the career for them. Iiiiii'm gonna say no. The teachers talked, and Kathy was like WTF and Joker took a picture of her. Then the students had to smuggle flour past the TSA, which is at least easier than the real thing. I mean, I guess, I have no real experience with this. Barry made a pinata out of the balloons, which seems like a reasonable response, and Anders isn't from around here, 'cause he thought he could hide the flour in his boot like you get to keep those on or something. Joker had to be patted down 'cause he'd set off the metal detector, so that was a snag. Then Pam and Cheryl were there for the students to ask such questions as 'why?' Community Service and You met outside the school gates for a bake sale! Aw, I missed it. Bruce gave them a pep talk and wore business casual, and the squirrel seems really freaked out by this. Then they sold baked goods and again, I missed it, boo. The TAs were there for the talking to, as was Bruce, who, again, nobody freak out, was not wearing a tie. Teamwork for Jerks was about conflict resolution, so everybody was assigned a conflict with the person next to them and then they had to report back on what they'd learned and-slash-or talk to the teacher or the TA.
Loki: Conflict with someone with whom you work? How utterly relevant.
Alex: Touche. They went on a quest across a fake Preserve in hero class, which was supposed to be easy from the lecture but maybe not so much? They walked through the Preserve until they met a woman whose friends had been captured by bandits. So it sounds like they could help her or maybe not get cake, which blows. Then they met some small helpless animals whose home had burned down and a peasant family whose sheep were missing. And then at the end Cara explained the point of all this and they maybe got cake. And now I really want cake. Oh, and also Cara and Surreal were there for talking to purposes or whatever. Cake!
Loki: I would not be opposed to cake… In town, we have Elphaba at Groovy Tunes where she spoke with Jono concerning her setting thing on fire and veganism. Seifer was also by, recognizing her from his time here at school. So many returns, it would seem. At the Trooper Station, Kitty stopped by to discuss trips home and to dance classes. At Dite's, Hannibal stopped by to discuss condoms with Sparkle and how Anakin did not like him. I must wonder how connected those two things are.
Alex: They’re probably totally related, based on our reporting track record.
Loki: We ought to start a graph for these things.
Alex: And get cake.
Loki: Just as long as it is not a lie. I would be most cross were it a lie.
Alex: I bet the cake at the God of Biscuits’ is not a lie. To Jeff’s!