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Fandom Radio, Friday, May 16, 2014
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professor-lyman.livejournal.comMorning, Fandom, Josh Lyman here with coffee and a banana muffin that I'm pretty sure used to have nuts in it before someone got his little paws on it.
*chittering*
You know what, just take it. I'll get another.
Anyway, on with the show. In classes, Basic Cookery learned how to microwave frozen dinners. That's my kind of cooking! I'm wondering if next week's gonna be about ordering Chinese food and the delicate balance of getting enough leftovers without getting rice that turns into a block in your fridge...anyway, the class talked a bit about the wonder of the microwave--someone should teach 'em about Peep jousting--and Thor was around if anyone needed help pushing buttons. Which I'm really, really hoping they didn't. In Flirting With Lawsuits, Anakin sent his class off to a planet full of giant furry aliens that'll rip your arms off and beat you with them. Seriously. What's wrong with this guy? He was pretty Hot Topic as a kid, too. Speaking of kids, he had to answer some questions from the students before any of them went through the portal to zipline through a jungle, fix a spaceship or learn to cook weird food. Andros won yesterday, so buy him a Coke and check to make sure he still has both arms, okay? Driver's Ed had everyone on the track at the same time yesterday and that could only end well...
*squirrelly snickers*
They drove luxury cars that had bumper car abilities to bounce off each other when the students inevitably crashed into each other, and Bond, James Bond--no idea why I needed to do that, watched them very calmly, which is why he teaches that class and I don't. Finally in that other class that gave me heart problems last week, Kenzi didn't seem to be teaching her kids anything illegal in Choose Your Own Adventure. They head to Baltimore to go to the Graffiti Warehouse, which I didn't know was a thing, and then get to experiment with bodypaint and spraypaint warehouses. Sounds wholesome.
Electroclash was in her office today hiding behind a giant pyramid of oranges but the squirrels saw her anyway, and Bo was distracted from spying on all of us because of an ugly new upgrade on an online journaling site. New guy Vic--
*chittering*
New girl Vic stopped by to get a lowdown on the police situation here and got an earful about goat fetishism instead. I'm just gonna....move on.
In the dorms, Edward was hanging around shirtless because he's a teenaged guy and that's the easiest way to meet women if you have the abs for it. I do.
*snickers*
I did. And look at that! He got two girls to stop by. Well played, Edward. Isabelle started with the flirting before revealing she's a total badass. Edward, if you're new here, just assume all the women can kick your ass. It's mostly true. Karina also stopped by to ogle and then offer financial advice about how he could afford more than one shirt, which is either completely depressing or one of the smoothest excuses I've ever heard for not wearing clothing. In other shirtless news, Nathan went outside to enjoy the sunset and let some of his "sweet tattoos" show --direct quote, so I'm gonna guess the squirrels licked them to convirm their sweetness and sorry, Nathan,--and drew the attention of another girl: Jalian. If there's an epidemic of pasty teenagers with sunburn this week, blame Edward and Nathan for starting the shirtless trend.
Finally, in town, Derek made coffee at his house and waited for guy Jack to show up, which he did, thus making my sentence make sense, so thanks for that, Jack. They talked about the full moon and the last time Stiles and Derek went back to their home town. Since we're here, I'm gonna assume it was something traumatic. Over at the Devil's Nest, Buffy was eating cherries and didn't share with the squirrels--
*angry grumbling*
--Jono was listening to accidental steampunk at Groovy Tunes until Hannibal came by to talk about how his intervention about Atton had gone less well with the Dean, and Rosalind was in the park looking at a neat looking bracer that I'm gonna pretend I know all about, and Kaylin came over to say that it was hers and showed her how it worked.
And that's all I have for today! Enjoy your Friday folks. I'm off to find a non-squirrel destroyed muffin.
*chittering*
You know what, just take it. I'll get another.
Anyway, on with the show. In classes, Basic Cookery learned how to microwave frozen dinners. That's my kind of cooking! I'm wondering if next week's gonna be about ordering Chinese food and the delicate balance of getting enough leftovers without getting rice that turns into a block in your fridge...anyway, the class talked a bit about the wonder of the microwave--someone should teach 'em about Peep jousting--and Thor was around if anyone needed help pushing buttons. Which I'm really, really hoping they didn't. In Flirting With Lawsuits, Anakin sent his class off to a planet full of giant furry aliens that'll rip your arms off and beat you with them. Seriously. What's wrong with this guy? He was pretty Hot Topic as a kid, too. Speaking of kids, he had to answer some questions from the students before any of them went through the portal to zipline through a jungle, fix a spaceship or learn to cook weird food. Andros won yesterday, so buy him a Coke and check to make sure he still has both arms, okay? Driver's Ed had everyone on the track at the same time yesterday and that could only end well...
*squirrelly snickers*
They drove luxury cars that had bumper car abilities to bounce off each other when the students inevitably crashed into each other, and Bond, James Bond--no idea why I needed to do that, watched them very calmly, which is why he teaches that class and I don't. Finally in that other class that gave me heart problems last week, Kenzi didn't seem to be teaching her kids anything illegal in Choose Your Own Adventure. They head to Baltimore to go to the Graffiti Warehouse, which I didn't know was a thing, and then get to experiment with bodypaint and spraypaint warehouses. Sounds wholesome.
Electroclash was in her office today hiding behind a giant pyramid of oranges but the squirrels saw her anyway, and Bo was distracted from spying on all of us because of an ugly new upgrade on an online journaling site. New guy Vic--
*chittering*
New girl Vic stopped by to get a lowdown on the police situation here and got an earful about goat fetishism instead. I'm just gonna....move on.
In the dorms, Edward was hanging around shirtless because he's a teenaged guy and that's the easiest way to meet women if you have the abs for it. I do.
*snickers*
I did. And look at that! He got two girls to stop by. Well played, Edward. Isabelle started with the flirting before revealing she's a total badass. Edward, if you're new here, just assume all the women can kick your ass. It's mostly true. Karina also stopped by to ogle and then offer financial advice about how he could afford more than one shirt, which is either completely depressing or one of the smoothest excuses I've ever heard for not wearing clothing. In other shirtless news, Nathan went outside to enjoy the sunset and let some of his "sweet tattoos" show --direct quote, so I'm gonna guess the squirrels licked them to convirm their sweetness and sorry, Nathan,--and drew the attention of another girl: Jalian. If there's an epidemic of pasty teenagers with sunburn this week, blame Edward and Nathan for starting the shirtless trend.
Finally, in town, Derek made coffee at his house and waited for guy Jack to show up, which he did, thus making my sentence make sense, so thanks for that, Jack. They talked about the full moon and the last time Stiles and Derek went back to their home town. Since we're here, I'm gonna assume it was something traumatic. Over at the Devil's Nest, Buffy was eating cherries and didn't share with the squirrels--
*angry grumbling*
--Jono was listening to accidental steampunk at Groovy Tunes until Hannibal came by to talk about how his intervention about Atton had gone less well with the Dean, and Rosalind was in the park looking at a neat looking bracer that I'm gonna pretend I know all about, and Kaylin came over to say that it was hers and showed her how it worked.
And that's all I have for today! Enjoy your Friday folks. I'm off to find a non-squirrel destroyed muffin.