Fandom Radio- Thursday, July 25

[fates_jaye]

Jaye: Well, it's Wednesday, and I'm back again. Have fun with that, Fandom. I'd have been here last week, but there was this whole funeral thing, and-

*sound of a door opening, followed by shrieking*

Megan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! OH MY GOD IT'S YOU. YOU'RE JAYE, RIGHT? YOU'RE REALLY JAYE?

Jaye: If I say no, will you please stop screaming?

Megan: OH MY GOD, IT'S REALLY YOU. THAT'S SUCH A JAYE THING TO SAY!

Jaye: Uh. Thank you? Who are you?

Megan: I'm Megan. I'm one of your BIGGEST. FANS. Seriously. I campaigned for them to bring you back for like a whole year. Though I think they've kind of wasted you since then. You really should argue for more screen time. You're totally worth it.

Jaye: ...And I'm here with a crazy person who's even crazier than me. Okay then. Is it too early to fire today?

Megan: Oh, you. OH MY GOD IS THAT A SQUIRREL?

*chittering*

Jaye: Don't show off for her, what is wrong with you?

Megan: EEEEEEEE LOOKIT HE'S SIGNING A LITTLE AUTOGRAPH FOR ME.

Jaye: That's cute and all, but I kind of have a radio to do-

Megan: I'm right here! I can totally help. Those classic old school multi-person radios really were the best. There was the one where you were drunk so Aeryn and Hermione had to keep hitting you-

Jaye: I don't remember that.

Megan: You probably wouldn't. *sound of notes shuffling* Let's start with school!

Jaye: I didn't say you could-

( the screechiest radio you ever did hear )