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fandom_radio2013-07-25 06:14 am
fates_jaye) wrote in fandom_radio2013-07-25 06:14 am
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Fandom Radio- Thursday, July 25
Jaye: Well, it's Wednesday, and I'm back again. Have fun with that, Fandom. I'd have been here last week, but there was this whole funeral thing, and-
*sound of a door opening, followed by shrieking*
Megan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! OH MY GOD IT'S YOU. YOU'RE JAYE, RIGHT? YOU'RE REALLY JAYE?
Jaye: If I say no, will you please stop screaming?
Megan: OH MY GOD, IT'S REALLY YOU. THAT'S SUCH A JAYE THING TO SAY!
Jaye: Uh. Thank you? Who are you?
Megan: I'm Megan. I'm one of your BIGGEST. FANS. Seriously. I campaigned for them to bring you back for like a whole year. Though I think they've kind of wasted you since then. You really should argue for more screen time. You're totally worth it.
Jaye: ...And I'm here with a crazy person who's even crazier than me. Okay then. Is it too early to fire today?
Megan: Oh, you. OH MY GOD IS THAT A SQUIRREL?
*chittering*
Jaye: Don't show off for her, what is wrong with you?
Megan: EEEEEEEE LOOKIT HE'S SIGNING A LITTLE AUTOGRAPH FOR ME.
Jaye: That's cute and all, but I kind of have a radio to do-
Megan: I'm right here! I can totally help. Those classic old school multi-person radios really were the best. There was the one where you were drunk so Aeryn and Hermione had to keep hitting you-
Jaye: I don't remember that.
Megan: You probably wouldn't. *sound of notes shuffling* Let's start with school!
Jaye: I didn't say you could-
Megan: In classes, that sexy hunk of moose Sam Winchester showed Hunting 101 a movie about the Greek gods-
Jaye: Well the "Cute Sam" nickname is officially retired.
Megan: AAAAAAAA I NICKNAMED SOMEONE OH MY GOD. Okay, okay, anyway, then James Bond taught all about birth control in This Thing You Humans Call Love, and you really should show that more. It's really irresponsible to the viewers not to. I always try to make mention of it in my fanfics. They also got to try putting condoms on, and see, now you have no excuse not to use it. Hannibal taught Philosophy of Food about things like seating, and talking to people-
Jaye: I doubt you have a problem with that.
Megan: THANK YOU. Hannibal also did some lesson planning in his office, and in the dorms... Oh my god, I get to read dorms notes? This is SUCH. AN. HONOR.
Jaye: You don't get to do anything. You're holding all the notes hostage.
Megan: So Cade took a nap naked in the middle of the afternoon, rowr, and... well, it doesn't say anything else, but in my mind, Stiles comes in and then-
Jaye: Wait wait wait, are you inventing porn for the radio?
Megan: ...Of course.
Jaye: Ew.
Megan: You've done it. 'And then they all had sex,' remember? You've done it on several broadcasts.
Jaye: But no one thought I was serious, you creeper.
Megan: Whatever. Mira- ooh, a new character!- was doing bounty hunter things in one of the common rooms, and was visited by Sia, who we all know has no reason to be worried about bounty hunters, wink wink.
Jaye: I swear to god, she actually winked.
Megan: And then Atton told Mira she needs a hobby, and she has one! Turns out she likes demolitions. Ooh, something to use for the next sweeps event! And Atton and Sia flirted over food, and OH MY GOD YOU GUYS JUST DO IT ALREADY.
Jaye: This is the creepiest thing I've ever witnessed.
Megan: I mean, I'm sexually frustrated, okay? And um, I don't know if you've ever seen my fanfic, but that is not really usually a problem for me? Anyway, then we move on to town.... OH. MY. GOD. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I GET TO REPORT ON- Hold on, I need a moment. BENDER. AAAAAAAAAAAA. And there was moping and I bet a whole lot of hurt/comfort sexings after. Come on, squirrels, how do you not tell us every detail?
Jaye: Because we don't need every detail...
Megan: SAYS YOU. And at Allie's apartment, she was napping with a puppy who- I'm just gonna go ahead and guessed turned into Jake. Naked Jake. Mmmm.
Jaye: This is so gross.
Megan: Not gonna lie, I ship it. Victor spent his time at Stark Industries arguining on message boards. Oh, honey, I do that like every day. YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME! April had a clingy kitten over at Furnado, and awwww, kitten. Also I liked the old name better. 'Furnado' looks like the name of an Italian restaurant. Ooh, maybe that could be an in-joke in future seasons! I'll give you that one for free and a producer credit, L-O-L! Kenzi was cleaning Luke's while the chefs were talking about royal baby names, and oh my god, was Priestly there? I looooove Priestly. He looks like a bad boy but he's so super sweet. Priestly/Megan OTP, really.
Jaye: What the hell are you talking about?
Megan: You were drinking at work, so consider yourself tattled on. And then Derek- *dreamy sigh*- had a lot of sad music at the Devil's Nest. The better to brood to! Stiles checked on him and said he'd keep worrying, and oh my gaaaaaaahd when are you two going to get together already?
Jaye: Maybe never.
*long silence*
Megan: DON'T YOU EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT. Anywaaaaay, that's all the notes! Oh wow, this has been such an honor. I'd like to thank you all for this opportunity, and for eight years of entertainment. You really should get more Emmys. Mwah!
*sound of a door opening, followed by shrieking*
Megan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! OH MY GOD IT'S YOU. YOU'RE JAYE, RIGHT? YOU'RE REALLY JAYE?
Jaye: If I say no, will you please stop screaming?
Megan: OH MY GOD, IT'S REALLY YOU. THAT'S SUCH A JAYE THING TO SAY!
Jaye: Uh. Thank you? Who are you?
Megan: I'm Megan. I'm one of your BIGGEST. FANS. Seriously. I campaigned for them to bring you back for like a whole year. Though I think they've kind of wasted you since then. You really should argue for more screen time. You're totally worth it.
Jaye: ...And I'm here with a crazy person who's even crazier than me. Okay then. Is it too early to fire today?
Megan: Oh, you. OH MY GOD IS THAT A SQUIRREL?
*chittering*
Jaye: Don't show off for her, what is wrong with you?
Megan: EEEEEEEE LOOKIT HE'S SIGNING A LITTLE AUTOGRAPH FOR ME.
Jaye: That's cute and all, but I kind of have a radio to do-
Megan: I'm right here! I can totally help. Those classic old school multi-person radios really were the best. There was the one where you were drunk so Aeryn and Hermione had to keep hitting you-
Jaye: I don't remember that.
Megan: You probably wouldn't. *sound of notes shuffling* Let's start with school!
Jaye: I didn't say you could-
Megan: In classes, that sexy hunk of moose Sam Winchester showed Hunting 101 a movie about the Greek gods-
Jaye: Well the "Cute Sam" nickname is officially retired.
Megan: AAAAAAAA I NICKNAMED SOMEONE OH MY GOD. Okay, okay, anyway, then James Bond taught all about birth control in This Thing You Humans Call Love, and you really should show that more. It's really irresponsible to the viewers not to. I always try to make mention of it in my fanfics. They also got to try putting condoms on, and see, now you have no excuse not to use it. Hannibal taught Philosophy of Food about things like seating, and talking to people-
Jaye: I doubt you have a problem with that.
Megan: THANK YOU. Hannibal also did some lesson planning in his office, and in the dorms... Oh my god, I get to read dorms notes? This is SUCH. AN. HONOR.
Jaye: You don't get to do anything. You're holding all the notes hostage.
Megan: So Cade took a nap naked in the middle of the afternoon, rowr, and... well, it doesn't say anything else, but in my mind, Stiles comes in and then-
Jaye: Wait wait wait, are you inventing porn for the radio?
Megan: ...Of course.
Jaye: Ew.
Megan: You've done it. 'And then they all had sex,' remember? You've done it on several broadcasts.
Jaye: But no one thought I was serious, you creeper.
Megan: Whatever. Mira- ooh, a new character!- was doing bounty hunter things in one of the common rooms, and was visited by Sia, who we all know has no reason to be worried about bounty hunters, wink wink.
Jaye: I swear to god, she actually winked.
Megan: And then Atton told Mira she needs a hobby, and she has one! Turns out she likes demolitions. Ooh, something to use for the next sweeps event! And Atton and Sia flirted over food, and OH MY GOD YOU GUYS JUST DO IT ALREADY.
Jaye: This is the creepiest thing I've ever witnessed.
Megan: I mean, I'm sexually frustrated, okay? And um, I don't know if you've ever seen my fanfic, but that is not really usually a problem for me? Anyway, then we move on to town.... OH. MY. GOD. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I GET TO REPORT ON- Hold on, I need a moment. BENDER. AAAAAAAAAAAA. And there was moping and I bet a whole lot of hurt/comfort sexings after. Come on, squirrels, how do you not tell us every detail?
Jaye: Because we don't need every detail...
Megan: SAYS YOU. And at Allie's apartment, she was napping with a puppy who- I'm just gonna go ahead and guessed turned into Jake. Naked Jake. Mmmm.
Jaye: This is so gross.
Megan: Not gonna lie, I ship it. Victor spent his time at Stark Industries arguining on message boards. Oh, honey, I do that like every day. YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME! April had a clingy kitten over at Furnado, and awwww, kitten. Also I liked the old name better. 'Furnado' looks like the name of an Italian restaurant. Ooh, maybe that could be an in-joke in future seasons! I'll give you that one for free and a producer credit, L-O-L! Kenzi was cleaning Luke's while the chefs were talking about royal baby names, and oh my god, was Priestly there? I looooove Priestly. He looks like a bad boy but he's so super sweet. Priestly/Megan OTP, really.
Jaye: What the hell are you talking about?
Megan: You were drinking at work, so consider yourself tattled on. And then Derek- *dreamy sigh*- had a lot of sad music at the Devil's Nest. The better to brood to! Stiles checked on him and said he'd keep worrying, and oh my gaaaaaaahd when are you two going to get together already?
Jaye: Maybe never.
*long silence*
Megan: DON'T YOU EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT. Anywaaaaay, that's all the notes! Oh wow, this has been such an honor. I'd like to thank you all for this opportunity, and for eight years of entertainment. You really should get more Emmys. Mwah!
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