Fandom Radio, Sunday, January 6th

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Jessica: And there came a day, a day unlike any other, when a couple of random people found themselves united against a common threat. On that day, Coulson & Drew: Agents of RADIO was born—to report the news no single random person could manage! Heed the call, then—for now, Coulson & Drew Assemble!

Coulson: ...

Jessica: Come on, that was a good opening.

Coulson: For the record, I'm not a random person. I'm in the squirrels' union. I'm a squirrel reservist.

Jessica: And here I thought I'd be the wacky one on the team. Anyway, it looks like there wasn't anyone scheduled, so the squirrels picked me pretty much out of nowhere and my new bestie Phil here to do the whole reporting what everyone did yesterday thing which is, in fact, a thing we do around here, thanks for listening, new people.

Coulson: It's not as creepy as she makes it sound.

Jessica: You're a squirrel man. We can't trust your opinion. Stick to the facts.

Coulson: If you insist. ( This is about half the length it would have been with Yakko. )