WTFH Radio, Sunday, October 28

[dirtiest-skank.livejournal.com]

"Okay, chill out, dude, I know it's not my usual day but there is no need to climb my pants leg like a tree. There will be no storing of acorns or anything, either. I'm ---*bleep*---ing here, okay? If you make me spill my coffee, so help me. So. Help. Me.

Anyway. Hi, it's Olive, and yes, I know the days are off but just deal with it. Let's get into this.

( radioooo )

Fandom Radio, Monday, October 29

[gladigotburned.livejournal.com]

Well, since all of you were off gallivanting about somewhere in space without a care in the world, you're probably dying to know what happened here while you were gone.

Like Coulson using the Wellspring Arms premises to do a personal inventory of his own weapons. Or all the dubstep the DJ was playing at the Devil's Nest that Jaina was probably thrilled out of her mind about, and --

*brief pause*

Plenty of other things, too, but you'll just have to take my word for it. That's what you get for missing out while you were off at the Presidium Commons lounging around the hotel or yapping away at the cafe like Kaidan and Garrus and their gossip session about Kaidan's new teaching job and coworkers. Unless you were shopping at the Zakera Wards, learning about anti-quarian racism like April, getting emotional at military recruitment ads like Kaidan did so Jack had to talk him through it, or weighing the pros and cons of living in space, because apparently Topher and Billy think that's appropriate conversation for a date at a restaurant.

Though, really. Appropriate, inappropriate. Conversation's a nuisance either way. Does anyone really want to know how you're doing this morning?

Think about that one for a while. Take your time. No, really.

*9.3 seconds of smooth jazz, fading out as the broadcast ends*