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WTFH Radio, Friday, October 12
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dirtiest-skank.livejournal.com"I swear to god, if you wake up Marsie and I have to deal with it I will make you into mittens. Cute ones. I don't even care about PETA getting all up on my ass. I don't even -- I mean, people have been bitching all week so I should have expected this, but seriously.
Whatever.
Fandom was super-boring, because we're all here. Eric was subjected to pumpkin-spiced blood and this is apparently how I'm kicking things off tonight. Allie, meanwhile, saw him about a job, because I guess she's not afraid of such terrifying flavor combinations.
Meanwhile, this morning in the Land of Interesting People, Stacey, Darcy and Cassidy hung by the pool. Ugh, guys, that pool. Let's never leave, okay? Tomoe got an awesome massage, while Jace worked out at the gym. Mercy chilled at the beach, while Alec and Goose did the fishing thing, and both Marsie and Victor went shopping. I sincerely hope everyone got me presents. T-minus....hang on, I have to math. Like three weeks, anyway, until my birthday.
And then evening was lovely, because seriously like it's gonna suddenly turn into a horrible place in a matter of hours? Natalie enjoyed her villa, and I can't blame her but it's even better outside. I'm just saying. At the pool, April and Jono enjoyed girly drinks and lagers and talked about dying in humiliating ways, while I read my book before going over to annoy dear James. And there was a town, too! Atton was moody at a bar, which sounds wildly uncharacteristic of him, while Jace had some grog at that pirate bar. And in that same bar were Tomoe and Jono, who caught up on each others' vacations.
And finally, Topher had a boys' night in his room, and it involves a movie with dinosaurs with lasers. I don't know whether to mock all of you or ask to see this movie, because what the hell? How is that real? How would they fire them?
Why am I asking these things? There was a debate between Tony and Victor about whether someone named Ben is an alien. If he thinks this is a quality film enterprise, I go with a firm yes. Topher asked Tony as to whether this is better than Ratman porn, and then philosophizes with Victor about whether geeks can exist in a pop culture vaccum. Is this seriously what boys talk about when they're alone? This is like watching years of mysteries unravel before my very eyes. Kind of disappointing, not going to lie. Billy and Tony talked about visiting Ben in spaaaaaaaace and how TMZ won't follow Tony there -- probably -- and then he and Victor talk about whether Ben is on a planet of dinosaurs right now. Seriously. I thought guy-exclusive conversations were way more interesting than this.
Disappointing. Anyway -- have a fantastic Saturday here in paradise, kiddos. If you're still in Fandom, ha ha, suck it."
Whatever.
Fandom was super-boring, because we're all here. Eric was subjected to pumpkin-spiced blood and this is apparently how I'm kicking things off tonight. Allie, meanwhile, saw him about a job, because I guess she's not afraid of such terrifying flavor combinations.
Meanwhile, this morning in the Land of Interesting People, Stacey, Darcy and Cassidy hung by the pool. Ugh, guys, that pool. Let's never leave, okay? Tomoe got an awesome massage, while Jace worked out at the gym. Mercy chilled at the beach, while Alec and Goose did the fishing thing, and both Marsie and Victor went shopping. I sincerely hope everyone got me presents. T-minus....hang on, I have to math. Like three weeks, anyway, until my birthday.
And then evening was lovely, because seriously like it's gonna suddenly turn into a horrible place in a matter of hours? Natalie enjoyed her villa, and I can't blame her but it's even better outside. I'm just saying. At the pool, April and Jono enjoyed girly drinks and lagers and talked about dying in humiliating ways, while I read my book before going over to annoy dear James. And there was a town, too! Atton was moody at a bar, which sounds wildly uncharacteristic of him, while Jace had some grog at that pirate bar. And in that same bar were Tomoe and Jono, who caught up on each others' vacations.
And finally, Topher had a boys' night in his room, and it involves a movie with dinosaurs with lasers. I don't know whether to mock all of you or ask to see this movie, because what the hell? How is that real? How would they fire them?
Why am I asking these things? There was a debate between Tony and Victor about whether someone named Ben is an alien. If he thinks this is a quality film enterprise, I go with a firm yes. Topher asked Tony as to whether this is better than Ratman porn, and then philosophizes with Victor about whether geeks can exist in a pop culture vaccum. Is this seriously what boys talk about when they're alone? This is like watching years of mysteries unravel before my very eyes. Kind of disappointing, not going to lie. Billy and Tony talked about visiting Ben in spaaaaaaaace and how TMZ won't follow Tony there -- probably -- and then he and Victor talk about whether Ben is on a planet of dinosaurs right now. Seriously. I thought guy-exclusive conversations were way more interesting than this.
Disappointing. Anyway -- have a fantastic Saturday here in paradise, kiddos. If you're still in Fandom, ha ha, suck it."