Fandom Radio, Friday, October12, 2012
Friday, October 12th, 2012 09:57 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
E chuta, who let the rodents into my room? Jim, if it was you, I will find you and I will toss you into the karking pool.
...one of the karking pools. This place is ridiculous.
The rodents are handing me notes, so here's what we've all been doing or something. First, back in Fandom, Allie talked to Jack about how she couldn't get off of the island and then they exchanged back stories: her, vampire, him, werwolf. Me: asleep until 30 seconds ago, so my give-a-kark hasn't turned on yet. Or pretty much ever. Susan was at the Devil's Nest being put to sleep by terrible music. Serves her right for working somewhere that won't serve students alcohol.
Here in--Seashells--something like that? We traded out lions and mongeese for private villas with our own pools, so if I don't see any of you for the rest of the week, well, villas with private pools. Natalie and Jace bickered in theirs about how he's a better teenager, which meant they missed seeing me at the pool with no shirt on, which some squirrel seems a little excited about.
I'm into interspecies dating but I won't go that far. Sorry, man. Jackson checked with Korra about Naga who, no, won't eat him--shame, that--and then they got into a water fight. I didn't get wet. I know you were all very karking concerned. There were girls in bikinis on the beach--guess where I'll be today--and Liara and Yeul went for a walk in the gardens and talked about homesickness.
Villas with pools. Kark homesickness. There was also an adventure cruise, but not in a "take the ship out to see and take other people's stuff" way. I might have checked. Anakin -- the little one, not the teacher because no one needs him to be on vacation with us, right? -- and Alec proved themselves to be losers at vacation by working out in the gym and complaining about priorties of the rest of us, and Marsie whined to Anakin about the completely mesh'la party that we threw in her room.
Last night, Olive worried about her hair--you are karking kidding me. Why should I care about this?--because she was going on a date with Victor to the island's loudest club. Hopefully she didn't make you lick something disgusting before putting out, Victor.
*chittering*
Context is for the week, rodents. Speaking of getting laid, April helped Atton meet someone at a pirate bar. If you wake up with only one kidney today, I'm gonna laugh. Petra and Toby were at the beach and talked about how the last time Petra'd been on beach, it's because she'd been stranded, and Jessica and Jim talked about how flirting with mermen might lead to drowning.
Letting rodents into our room to make me read the karking news could also lead to drowning, Jim. Start running...
...one of the karking pools. This place is ridiculous.
The rodents are handing me notes, so here's what we've all been doing or something. First, back in Fandom, Allie talked to Jack about how she couldn't get off of the island and then they exchanged back stories: her, vampire, him, werwolf. Me: asleep until 30 seconds ago, so my give-a-kark hasn't turned on yet. Or pretty much ever. Susan was at the Devil's Nest being put to sleep by terrible music. Serves her right for working somewhere that won't serve students alcohol.
Here in--Seashells--something like that? We traded out lions and mongeese for private villas with our own pools, so if I don't see any of you for the rest of the week, well, villas with private pools. Natalie and Jace bickered in theirs about how he's a better teenager, which meant they missed seeing me at the pool with no shirt on, which some squirrel seems a little excited about.
I'm into interspecies dating but I won't go that far. Sorry, man. Jackson checked with Korra about Naga who, no, won't eat him--shame, that--and then they got into a water fight. I didn't get wet. I know you were all very karking concerned. There were girls in bikinis on the beach--guess where I'll be today--and Liara and Yeul went for a walk in the gardens and talked about homesickness.
Villas with pools. Kark homesickness. There was also an adventure cruise, but not in a "take the ship out to see and take other people's stuff" way. I might have checked. Anakin -- the little one, not the teacher because no one needs him to be on vacation with us, right? -- and Alec proved themselves to be losers at vacation by working out in the gym and complaining about priorties of the rest of us, and Marsie whined to Anakin about the completely mesh'la party that we threw in her room.
Last night, Olive worried about her hair--you are karking kidding me. Why should I care about this?--because she was going on a date with Victor to the island's loudest club. Hopefully she didn't make you lick something disgusting before putting out, Victor.
*chittering*
Context is for the week, rodents. Speaking of getting laid, April helped Atton meet someone at a pirate bar. If you wake up with only one kidney today, I'm gonna laugh. Petra and Toby were at the beach and talked about how the last time Petra'd been on beach, it's because she'd been stranded, and Jessica and Jim talked about how flirting with mermen might lead to drowning.
Letting rodents into our room to make me read the karking news could also lead to drowning, Jim. Start running...