Fandom Radio, Monday, September 10

[gladigotburned.livejournal.com]

Oh, good, it's the squirrels again. With more papers. You don't even have opposable thumbs. How do you hold the -- well, there's an idea for a research project for a rainy day. Look, we're going to have to work on a way for you to relay your data without me having to look at your little rodent selves -- have I mentioned how stupid those bushy tails make you look? -- but as long as you're here, just give me those notes.

. . . and just for the record, those hats look stupid on you, too. It's a scientific fact. You might want to look into doing something about that instead of spending all your time spying on the biological lifeforms. You can't possibly be that desperately bored.

( Says the AI who's reporting on them anyway. )