Fandom Radio, Friday, September 7

[gladigotburned.livejournal.com]

*faint chittering sounds in what sounds like an echoing space*

What are you doing? Furry little disease-carrier -- with liquor? Well, I'd drink if I looked like you, so I can't really blame you for that. That's not the point. You're not authorized to be here. How did you get in? I'll have to have a word with the door mainframe. Know what happened to the last door mainframe that did this? No? It's impossible to ask him now, anyway.

Fine. Come up here where I can see those notes.

*sound of a robotic arm moving, then panicked squirrel yelping*

As a public service, we will temporarily reduce our enhancement of the truth in ( 3, 2, 1 . . . )

*plaintive chittering*

The squirrel's out of notes. Thank God. I was beginning to worry its manginess would mutate and affect inorganic material soon. But since that's not the case -- yet -- I'm going to go deal with that door mainframe now, and it won't be pretty.

Fandom Radio- Saturday, September 8

[fates_jaye]

Jaye: Good morning, Fandom, or as good a morning as you can have on a weekend this early. How do you people on weekends do this? Anyway, until radio voting is closed, you get me-

*door opens*

Jaina: It's been a while since I've been herded by squirrels.

Jaye: Oh, come on, guys. Having an off day doesn't mean you can just bring in every random person off the street to do radio with me.

( because i have no boys, yes. yes it does mean that )