Fandom Radio, Saturday Morning

[abitlowkey]

Loki I feel it is far too early for this, squirrels. You could at least grant us the bitter ambrosia of coffee.

Alex: Speak for yourself, I’m going back to sleep after this.

Loki: Perhaps a latte... I like lattes.

Alex: Because I’m so sure we all care.

Loki: The do not have them in Asgard! And Broxton has a diner, but no coffee shop. It is truly an outrage.

Alex: That’s terrible. And why I could never live in the Midwest.

Loki: I do not know if I ought to move away from there. Considering New York's tendencies toward full scale invasion...

Alex: We don’t want you, what with your history of breaking half the town.

Loki: Oh, as though your reputation is better. Oh wait... you do not have one!

Alex: Nicholas has worked very hard to keep that true, thank you very much, and seriously, so much better for no one to know my name than to be known for all your crap.

( You are so jelly, that you have become jam. )