Fandom Radio, Saturday, October 15th

[lockestheway]

Good morning, Fandom. I've got a garbled message sitting on my voicemail from your usual host... *pause* ... 'Big Texas Butters' ... about being grounded. Apparently while our squirrels can tag along to Canada, Colorado is just one bridge too far.

*chittering*

Look, I don't like this any more than you do. And put the glitter flags down. I brought a shovel.

Back in the old homestead, Professor Madrox has usurped the school building and is currently redecorating the teacher offices. Professors? You might want to hurry back before matters really get out of hand. Pink fuzzy bunnies, meese and Jello have already been spotted, and it's only a matter of time before things get worse.

Elsewhere, Rapunzel is enjoying the quiet of the dorms - my thoughts are with you - with some cookies and a book. And that's it, because the rest of you were here. Formerly Newfoundland.

( And now, cruise news! )

And that's all you did yesterday, folks. Professors? Make sure to call home and check in on Professor Madrox. I think the isolation might be getting to him.

Fandom Radio, Sunday, October 16th.

[shotbillmurray.livejournal.com]

Jack: Good morning Fandom! I hope you all enjoyed your vacation because as of tomorrow it's back to work. If you can call going to class two to three days a week work. Or only teaching one class a week work.

Columbus: It's a great gig. I make zombies chase people for an hour and then I can spend the rest of the time gaming.

Jamie: Though I'm sure the entire school is saddened about my reign as acting principal coming to an end.

Jack: Yeah. We're heartbroken.

Columbus: I'm more crestfallen than heartbroken.

Jack: And the squirrels just want to drink rum.

Jamie: Maybe I'll get a plaque on the wall for my week long reign of leadership.

Jack: Yeah. That'll happen. Let's get to the news, shall we?

( News! )