Fandom Radio :: Saturday, October 8th.

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Do-do-dooo! It's the big Texas Butters Show! And here he is, Biiiiiig Texas Butters!

Well, howdy, there, pardners, I'm Biiiiig Texas Butters! And these are my squirrels, Rani and Hime! ♪ Happy Traaaaails to you! ♪ And, gee whiz, everyone, today marked the first day of Princess Con, right here on Fandom Island, so, in honor of that, let's have a little Queen!

And now, onto the news!

( Every little <strike>girl</strike> boy is a princess! )

That's all the news for today, but there's sure to be more great gossip tomorrow, same great Squirrel station, same great squirrel time! Until next week, little pardners!

Big Texas Butters out!

♪ Happy Trails to yooo-- ♪

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Fandom Radio: October 9th 2011

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Jack: Good Morning Fandom! I'm Jack Carter.

Columbus: And I'm Columbus Ohio for your morning news.

Jack: You might be asking where Jamie Madrox is. Well the explanation is simple.

Columbus: We locked him out of the studio.

Jack: It just seemed easier that way.

Jamie: But it didn't really work.

Jack: Crap.

Columbus: How did you get in here?

Jamie: Created a dupe on the other side of the door and had him unlock it. I had to spend ten minutes debating with him about the meaning of life but he eventually came around.

Jack: See, it's moments like this I really wish I could smack you.

Jamie: That would just make more of me.

Jack: You see my dilemma.

Columbus: Would now be a good time to remind you all if we don't start reading the news the squirrels will start throwing acorns?

Jack: Fine. Let's get this over with.

( News! )