http://geewhizfellas.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] geewhizfellas.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2011-10-08 09:08 am

Fandom Radio :: Saturday, October 8th.

Do-do-dooo! It's the big Texas Butters Show! And here he is, Biiiiiig Texas Butters!

Well, howdy, there, pardners, I'm Biiiiig Texas Butters! And these are my squirrels, Rani and Hime! Happy Traaaaails to you! ♪ And, gee whiz, everyone, today marked the first day of Princess Con, right here on Fandom Island, so, in honor of that, let's have a little Queen!

And now, onto the news!



Though there was a convention, it was still Friday, so we all still had to got to SCHOOL. Mr. Hercules had something mysterious in store for his Fifteen Labors class, which wound up bein' a trip to an amusement park! Oh boy! But it wasn't all fun and games because there was some crazy murderer guy who shows up to ruin everything and I really hate it when that happens! At least no one seemed to have gotten murdered or nothin' which is good. But I just assume no one did, since Mr. Hercules just sat around drinkin' coffee. Bobby and Warren's girlfriend were mostly deciding that they didn't like the whole evil carnival thing, which prompted Bobby to complain to Mr. Hercules, and so he got himself a free coffee out of the deal.

Don't Be Evil got to surive a zombie apocolypse yesterday, which makes sense at least for me because I'm great at that class! We got to rebuild the town, and not at all for evil and nefarious New World Order purposes, nuh uh! And Girl Sam showed Topher how to get minions to do your biddin', and I hope she didn't punch him when she did it, but I bet Girl Sam's real good at rousing up minions. And Mr. Oz was around to help if anyone needed it.

Fighting for Funsies fought a goat. Yep. A goat. Sov was against the idea of fightin' a goat, and I can't blame Sov at all for that. PETA is scary people, just ask my buddy Stan, but Mr. Deadpool doesn't seem too concerned about 'em.

Lady Class got to take notes and discuss about Jezebel. The TAs and the teacher were there, too. Probably bein' jezebels.

Wesley was researchin' about portals in the library. Maybe he wants to go somewhere, and go somewhere fast! And Mr. Caffrey held office hours, where Bart came in to talk to him about how he's bein' a bad influence on him tryin' to be a good guy and havin' to do bad stuff in class. I don't think Mr. Caffrey's as bad of an influence on him as Kenzi, though, who found him and probably dragged him off into Krazyland.

This is where I probably menthion that Mr. Caffrey's office was full of rubber chickens. And Kenzi saw them. You know this isn't gonna end well, folks. This is not gonna end well at all.

Student Council met to talk about a lot of things, but mostly they focused on SATs, a Halloween Door Decoration contest, whcih sounds like a lot of fun!, and pickin' out theme for Homecoming. I suggest dinosaurs! Rawr!

Almost nothin' much happened in THE DORMS yesterday; at least nothin' that's in my notes.

But stuff happened in TOWN! Like Tara dealin' with some frog tongues at the Magic Box before lookin' at some college brochures. Bod got thoughts from his coworkers at Luke's Diner on what he should do over break, and at....that other restaurant, Toby was all excited over butter tarts. Miss Connell had a lot of digruntled princess calls at the Hotel, and Seifer was mostly lookin' kinda evil at Groovy Tunes.

Since it's Friday, there was also an iCarly broadcast, this time at the park. Before gettin' to work, Sam and Freddie talked about their guests handlin' the Fandom Weirdness, and, speakin' of which, Kenzi tried to sell her rubber chickens over the net, but Freddie advises against it, so it wound up just being an art installation. Vampire Queen Marceline showed up with a really cool guitar that girl Sam really liked and Marceline wanted to hang out, but Sam had to finish the show.

The Devil's Nest was ready for princesses, but all they got was Mr. Lannister.

And then there was more about Krazy Kenzi's rubber chickens at the Causeway, where Bart was helpin' her throw them all over the place. Art installation. Sounds more like litterin'! Rubber chickens aren't exactly biodegradable, you know, Kenzi...

And, as I mentioned, yesterday was the first day of PRINCESS CON, everyone welcome except Krakens! There was registration, of course, 'cause everyone's gotta register, and then a great big banquent! Luna, who's a purple pegasus-unicorn, was sure confused about all the humans and human food, but not as confused as Danielle, who doesn't seem to know much about pegasus-unicorns as she should. But Princess Melora was confusin', too, as she's cursed to jumble up her words and speak backwards, but Luna had no trouble understanin' her, on account of her being a pegasus-unicorn, I bet. Duck got to tell Luna about how she loves the nightlight, baby, which is good, cause Luna helps bein' in charge of nighttime; it's always good to have your work appreciated.

Marceline drained all the juice out of a strawberry before puttin' it back on the table, which is gross and spreads germs! Danielle and Melora like Coke, but they don't like courtiers who are nice to your face and then talk behind your back, and then Danielle talked with Cimorene about unprincesslike behaviors and hobbies that'll scandalize people, and Danielle invited her over to her kingdom. Melora was curious about the food, which Duck ate quietly until Amelia came and talked to her about how she...that's Duck....might have to marry her teacher Mr. Cat because she's not very good at ballet. And then a table fell over, like it does.

Duck also talked to Cimorene about lessons and the conversation eventually turned to princes, which is bound to happen in a room full of princesses, I guess, but Cimorene was pretty pleased by the food; Amelia was, too, since she filled her plate up real high, and then decided that Cimorene was probably drunk. I bet that happens eventually when you got a bunch of princesses in a room together, too.




That's all the news for today, but there's sure to be more great gossip tomorrow, same great Squirrel station, same great squirrel time! Until next week, little pardners!

Big Texas Butters out!

♪ Happy Trails to yooo-- ♪

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