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Pirate Radio, Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011 09:36 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
capt-maxfactor.livejournal.comGood morning, Fandom! All...three of you, or something. And for all you scurvy skalliwags who've gone off to Hawaii without even taking a proper ship, well. There are words for you and I shall use them right now!
*forty five seconds of radio feedback*
There. I trust you are now feeling quite remorseful and as such will be bringing me back gifts to earn my favor and make sure I don't slander you, your relationships and your secret liaisons with livestock--you know who you are--for all of your friends to hear. I prefer my bribes in genuine gold, jewels and other easily portable items. Rum will suffice as well.
Let's start with this island where we are certainly not slogging through sleet and snow and colds and I hate you all and--
*thirty more seconds of radio feedback*
( Where there is news! Eventually. )
Jack: And that's all from Fandom too, me hearties. To those of you in Hawaii, I hope ye all get sunburned and suffer from vile hangover headaches. Until next week!
*forty five seconds of radio feedback*
There. I trust you are now feeling quite remorseful and as such will be bringing me back gifts to earn my favor and make sure I don't slander you, your relationships and your secret liaisons with livestock--you know who you are--for all of your friends to hear. I prefer my bribes in genuine gold, jewels and other easily portable items. Rum will suffice as well.
Let's start with this island where we are certainly not slogging through sleet and snow and colds and I hate you all and--
*thirty more seconds of radio feedback*
( Where there is news! Eventually. )
Jack: And that's all from Fandom too, me hearties. To those of you in Hawaii, I hope ye all get sunburned and suffer from vile hangover headaches. Until next week!